Posted on 05/29/2004 9:55:02 AM PDT by freedom moose
I don't know if this is an old one, it probably is.
but i just heard it
baseball joke, America's once favorite pastime, seems appropriate for this weekend. i am such a moron i still love talking animal jokes as an adult
PS. I tried to avoid posting this in breaking news, i hope it ended up in the right place.
A man walks into a bar with a dog
He tells the bartender that the dog can talk
the bartender says "no way, dogs can't talk"
the guy says "look, he talks, I'll bet you a beer, if i lose i'll buy a round for the bar"
the bartender says OK
the man says "dog, what is the top part of a house called?"
the dog answers "ruuuuf" the bartender says "come on, all dogs can say that, well OK a bet's a bet so here's your beer"
he guy says "look, give me another chance, double or nothing" bartender says OK
man says "dog, what is the part of the tree that grows under the ground called?"
dog answers "ruuuuuts"
bartender says "come on, that's silly, well ok, you get two beers, now stop wasting my time"
the man says "look, the dog talks, give me one last chance"
the bartender reluctantly agrees
the man says "dog, who is the greatest baseball player in the history of the game?"
the dog says "ruuuth"
the bartender is furious "get the heck out of my bar and don't come back here again, that's got to be the DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER heard"
the man walks out
the dog looks confused and looks around for a minute
then hops up on the bar and says
"DiMaggio?"
As long as we're on the subject of dumb musician jokes....
Q. How can you tell if the concert stage is level?
A. The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
Q: What do you do with a bad musician?
A: Give him two sticks, put him at the back, and call him a drummer.
Q: What if he's a bad drummer?
A: Take away one of the sticks, put him up front, and call him a conductor.
(I have great respect for musicians, but I just thought this was funny!)
LOVE your tagline!
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