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BLIND CHAMP SIGHT SLUR (world's #1 blind golfer is under investigation for claims he can see)
Sky News ^ | Thursday May 20, 2004

Posted on 05/20/2004 7:39:52 AM PDT by presidio9

One of the world's leading blind golfers is under investigation for claims he can see.

Britain's double world champion David Morris has been accused of being able to see more than his rivals.

The 61-year-old became the first man to win his sport's top title twice last month when he trounced the field with a 24-shot margin of victory.

His triumph in Melbourne, Australia, was in a field where competitors had to have no sight at all - other than light perception.

The English Blind Golf Association has launched an investigation after receiving a complaint.

Spokesman Barrie Ritchie said: "We have received a complaint and it is being dealt with within our normal procedures."

All members of the association take tests before joining and supply the necessary paperwork detailing their disability.

Rumours about his sight have circulated at Newquay Golf Club in Cornwall, of which he is a member, for a number of years, according to friend Alan Tutte.

He said: "There has been this sort of tongue-wagging for years, but he has also been going to an eye hospital for years.

"I've taken David around golf courses but I've never gone into the mechanics of the situation. David always has someone with him."


TOPICS: Sports
KEYWORDS: blindgolf; chatwasteland; cheaters; movedtochat; steviewonder; tigerwoods

1 posted on 05/20/2004 7:39:53 AM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9

Next up, Blind Racecar Drivers Run Amok.


2 posted on 05/20/2004 8:09:23 AM PDT by EggsAckley (........"LIBERATE YOUR INNER BONOBO".........)
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To: EggsAckley

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How is the singing career going?"

Stevie Wonder replies: "Not too bad! How's the golf?"

Woods replies: "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right now."

Stevie Wonder says: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right.

Tiger Woods says: "You play golf?"

Stevie Wonder says: "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."

And Woods says: "But, you're blind. How can you play golf if you're blind?"

Wonder replies: "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice."

"But, how do you putt?", asks Woods.

"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice."

Woods asks: "What's your handicap?"

Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."

Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie: "We've got to play a round sometime."

Wonder replies: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."

Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for that, when would you like to play?"

Stevie says, "Pick any night."


3 posted on 05/20/2004 8:12:03 AM PDT by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: presidio9

LOL!!! Thanks for that!!


4 posted on 05/20/2004 8:18:54 AM PDT by EggsAckley (........"LIBERATE YOUR INNER BONOBO".........)
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To: presidio9

Excellent!


5 posted on 05/20/2004 8:28:05 AM PDT by Warren (Orhe)
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To: presidio9

LOL


6 posted on 05/20/2004 8:34:35 AM PDT by RippleFire ("It was just a scratch")
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To: EggsAckley

Golf is the only sport left that honesty and character are
a must.

If the blind golfer is not blind, he is cheating and should
be outed.

Most places I play the liars and cheats pretty much have to play with one another.


7 posted on 05/20/2004 9:04:13 AM PDT by dwilli
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To: dakine

See post #2...


8 posted on 05/20/2004 11:23:55 AM PDT by codyjacksmom (retarded genius of the Midwest)
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