Survey finds: Men with skinny wives/girlfriends more likely to stray

New.Com.AU ^ | May 14, 2004 | staff writer

[NYC GOP Chick]

I'd like to know why they didn't study the appearances of men whose wives cheat.

More relevant: Why didn't they study the appearances of the men who cheat?

[NYC GOP Chick]

Don't put yourself down, Gabz! He knows a good thing when he sees it, and is smart enough to know not to screw it up! :)

Now, me -- I'm not fat and I'm not skinny, just kind of average. So where would I fit on this spectrum?

[Gabz]

Now, me -- I'm not fat and I'm not skinny, just kind of average. So where would I fit on this spectrum?

According to this "survey" higher on the scale than me!!!!!

These things are such a joke!!!!

And on that note I gotsta scoot - school bus will be here any minute....FReep at you later!!!!!

[Lazamataz]

All skinny women are insane.

True. But not all insane women are skinny. Nor does it follow that insane skinny women are named Thelma. It is not entirely clear that all insane plump women are mammals. It cannot be inferred that all mammals named Thelma are plump insane women. It is true that all mammals have two or more legs, but not all Thelma legs are skinny.

Just trying to inject a little logic here.

[Lazamataz]

Now, me -- I'm not fat and I'm not skinny, just kind of average. So where would I fit on this spectrum?

You would be an insane mammal named Thelma.

[Lazamataz]

And thin-lipped women are *itches.

My mother told me to stay away from women with thin lips.

Unless they are mammals, insanely named Thelma.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Just trying to inject a little logic here.

And it is greatly appreciated.

[Lazamataz]

Maybe in mutant land of US

Hey buster, before you go slinging that mutant label around, don't forget who's got that Chernobyl problem!

[anniegetyourgun]

I'm tellin' ya, Laz...it's axiomatic. Here's another bit of advice: stay clear away from old men wearing hats, while driving big Amerian cars.

There, I've quite possibly saved your life...as well as from mean women.

[Mr. Jeeves]

In Russia it is said: Thin lipped people liar and cheat.

Like this fellow?

[Ditter]

I am 5'3" & weight considerably more than 115 & I wear a size 12. You should be wearing about a size 6 or 8 at the largest, in my estimation. If I weighed 115 which I did when I got married, I would be wearing a size 4 again.

[latina4dubya]

I'd much rather date a woman with some meat on her bones than some poster child for Ethiopian famine relief.

but would you rather date someone of average height who is a size 8 or a size 16? (all other attributes aside)...

[NYC GOP Chick]

You would be an insane mammal named Thelma.

"I've got a gun and I've had to spend time with Susan Sarandon, so don't piss me off, Laz!"

[null and void]

In Russia it is said: Thin lipped people liar and cheat.

Is that so...

[NYC GOP Chick]

I am 5'3" & weight considerably more than 115 & I wear a size 12. You should be wearing about a size 6 or 8 at the largest, in my estimation. If I weighed 115 which I did when I got married, I would be wearing a size 4 again.

Perhaps you didn't the read the part where Gabz said that she's 5-foot-10? She is tall and very thin (with fantastic legs!).

[najida]

Nice to know snookum's won't be strayin'....

(OK, so I threathened to pile all his stuff in the yard and set it on fire if he did).

[BriarBey]

What do they consider skinny? Boney? Well duh...who wants to hug a bone BUT size 12? I don't think so!! They have changed sizing. I know because a size 6 that I bought 5 yrs. ago will not fit. A size 6 bought today fits perfect. So I guess a size 12 is actually about an 18?

[null and void]

Sex hormones are stored in fat.... ~ knuthom

I never knew THAT!!! ~ Carolinamom

Yeap. I'm a hunka hunka burnin' love...

[null and void]

Damm you!

[Ditter]

Yes I know she is 5'10", My best friend is 5'10" & weights about 125 & she doesn't even wear a size 12. (I refer to my friend & I as Mutt & Jeff, I can't remember which was the short one.)