Taglinus FreeRepublicus

When I can't walk, God carries me and my FRiends & family support me.     mhking, 05/03/04

You can observe a lot by watching. ~Casey Stengel.     Colonel_Flagg, 05/03/04

Do not let the perfect be the enemy of the good.     alwaysconservative, 05/03/04

Not Scottish. 3/4Welsh, 1/8Cherokee, 1/8Swiss. We're Archers and Infantry. Too short for the Cavalry.     CholeraJoe, 05/03/04

Fortune for the day: Bad server drive, no tagline for you!     Darksheare, 05/03/04

I just bought Noah's Ark on E Bay.....the shipping charges are outrageous.     Focault's Pendulum, 05/03/04

By dint of railing at idiots, we run the risk of becoming idiots ourselves. ~Gustav Flaubert.     FourPeas, 05/03/04

"A lot" is two words.     holymoly, 05/03/04

ChiComs salivate [Kerry: another Clinton] and leering say "I'll buy THAT for a dollar!"     King Prout, 05/03/04

If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. ~Steven Wright.     mean lunch lady, 05/03/04

NewLand to Dems: Bring back MadHow...if you're gonna lose, have fun doing it!     NewLand, 05/03/04

This tagline is an experiment in POST-hypnotic suggestion....     NicknamedBob, 05/03/04

John Kerry: DIVEST your Benedict Arnold Shares! Divest Heinz!     Petronski, 05/03/04

We celebrated May Day with a bonfire made up of Tree Huggers and Environmentalists.     Professional Engineer, 05/03/04

Kerry distorts, you decide.     Samwise, 05/03/04

Two... Four... Six... Eight... We don't wanna mitigate!!! GovernMental EnvironMentals are insatiable.     SierraWasp, 05/03/04

Any moment now, unspeakable horror! Trust me!" ~Tom Servo.     TheBigB, 05/03/04

I was humble, before I was born. ~J Frondeur Kerry.     ThePythonicCow, 05/03/04

DUers are God's warning to the rest of us.     WinOne4TheGipper, 05/03/04

I have seen gross intolerance shown in support of tolerance.     Aeronaut, 05/04/04

Backhoe's Gorelick links: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1117579/posts     Arthur Wildfire! March, 05/04/04

Hey, I wouldn't touch Camryn Manheim's uterus on a bet.     atomicpossum, 05/04/04

Two wrongs do not make a right, but three lefts do.     b4its2late, 05/04/04

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.     baltodog, 05/04/04

How many flips would a flip-flop flop if a flip-flop could flop flips?     blanknoone, 05/04/04

I am not going to stand for this, nor will I take this sitting down... ~John Kerry.     Corin Stormhands, 05/04/04

If medals and ribbons are interchangeable then why can't you buy replacement medals at the BX?     CougarGA7, 05/04/04

Fortune for the day: This tagline been outsourced to third world store. It been setup us the bomb.     Darksheare, 05/04/04

Time to admit this is a war of Islam versus the US. They are ALL the enemy.     datura, 05/04/04

MKC USCG - ret.     Delta 21, 05/04/04

If vivisection is considered horrific, why isn't abortion?     Don W, 05/04/04

Vis pacem, para bellum - Prepare for war if you want peace.     Dr Snide, 05/04/04

A Man's mission: Build, Protect, Provide.     e5man_r_u?, 05/04/04

Maybe JF Kerry was once a hero, but he's been a zero, since Hanoi Jane Fonda feminized his libido.     F.J. Mitchell, 05/04/04

John Kerry-America's first Flip Flopper Hip Hopper!     GmbyMan, 05/04/04

God Bless FreeRepublic.     jigsaw, 05/04/04

If the course is stupid, then staying the course is staying stupid.     JoeSchem, 05/04/04

I'd rather have Big Bizniz than Big Guvmint. [Problem with France is it's full of French people.]     Killborn, 05/04/04

Democrats are to lies as "dog years" are to Spot. Many.     Libertina, 05/04/04

John Kerry Was a Blue Ribbon Finalist in the 1st. Annual V.V.A.W. Medals Toss in Wash. D.C. 1971.     MJY1288, 05/04/04

Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist.     mozarky2, 05/04/04

Terri Schiavo deserves to have her wishes followed--grant her a divorce!     Mr. Silverback, 05/04/04

For Tali Hatuel, her son & daughters Tehila, 11; Hadar, 9; Roni, 7; and Meirav, 2 - Kill Arafat.     netmilsmom, 05/04/04

Fear God and dread nought.     pbear8, 05/04/04

Hubris knows no editor.     Petronski, 05/04/04

Liberal Rule #1 - When in doubt, tell a lie.     petuniasevan, 05/04/04

This tagline has been outsourced to India. U be having a grape slushee today saheeb?     PokeyJoe, 05/04/04

Ted Rall is a waste of perfectly good oxygen.     prairiebreeze, 05/04/04

A nation can survive its fools…. But it cannot survive treason from within. ~Cicero.     PsyOp, 05/04/04

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened. Small stain.     SAMWolf, 05/04/04

I used to be disgusted. Then I became amused. Now I'm disgusted again.     snopercod, 05/04/04

Please pray for the 2/7 Marines and Josh.     StarCMC, 05/04/04

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.     SwinneySwitch, 05/04/04

To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society. ~Theodore Roosevelt.     T'wit, 05/04/04

A true friend helps you keep going when you feel like giving up.     The Mayor, 05/04/04

http://www.proudbushie.com     tonyinv, 05/04/04

For the good of our country, our state and the conservative cause, replace Santorum.     TOUGH STOUGH, 05/04/04

Mais Oui! "Kerry" est le mot francais pour "Dukakis"!     VRWCmember, 05/04/04

Keep your eye on the donut not on the hole!!!     wingnuts'nbolts, 05/04/04

Expect me when you see me!     2Jedismom, 05/05/04

Back bone... not back down.     Ah Beng, 05/05/04

I wonder if Saddam had [8] nuclear weapons & 4000km ICBM missile capabilities??     AmericanInTokyo, 05/05/04

Law Schools & Journalism schools are America's Madrassas. [aculeus] - Jamie Gorelick is proof!     AuntB, 05/05/04

I'll take "Why Me?" for a thousand, Alex.     beelzepug, 05/05/04

No man can come to me unless the Father who sent me draws them.     biblewonk, 05/05/04

If Sudafed is outlawed, odly oudlas wid had Zudaved. ~George Smiley.     BJClinton, 05/05/04

May St. James harden our hearts, firm our hands, and guide our blades against the Moor.     cavtrooper21, 05/05/04

Now, if I could just poop.     CholeraJoe, 05/05/04

He never talked vague, idealistic gas. When He said, 'Be perfect,' He meant it. ~C.S. Lewis.     Choose Ye This Day, 05/05/04

EVIL.......thy name is Hillary.     Conservative4Ever, 05/05/04

...victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard the road may be...     Constitution Day, 05/05/04

The DNC was also for my husband before they were against him. ~THK.     firstiamaussoldier, 05/05/04

I'll only vote for a candidate who is comforable with JEANS, a COWBOY HAT and a RIFLE!     I'm ALL Right!, 05/05/04

Liberals Piss Me Off. ~Eric Cartman.     Ice_Chick, 05/05/04

Warning: content may cause emotional stress to over-sensitive Liberals.     Jagdgewehr, 05/05/04

The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.     jaz.357, 05/05/04

I hope the Internet reaches Heaven 'cause my missing FreeRepublic would make it seem like hell.     jigsaw, 05/05/04

Ask me about my turn paper. It's about diaramas.     jtminton, 05/05/04

Hamas: Things that make you go "BANG"....     KangarooJacqui, 05/05/04

If only it was a choice between good and evil.     KingKangaroo, 05/05/04

i'm so bad i should be in detention.     KOZ., 05/05/04

Kerry's Haircut: Operation Shear Shrek.     motzman, 05/05/04

Proud to be a charter member of the Anit-Tag Line Association.     Mr. Jazzy, 05/05/04

Liberal Rule #2 - When caught lying, go into hysterics.     petuniasevan, 05/05/04

Hillary's last speech aroused a wonderful sense of liberalism in me... then the gas passed.     raynearhood, 05/05/04

Don't be so quick to judge. God waits until the end.     stylin19a, 05/05/04

What do they call children in Palestine? Unexploded ordinance.     TASMANIANRED, 05/05/04

Sorry, we are sold out of everything! We get restock every eight minutes...     Triple Word Score, 05/05/04

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. ~W. Churchill.     upchuck, 05/05/04

Oo ee oo ah ah, ting tang, walla-walla bing bang. Oo ee oo ah ah, ting tang, walla-walla bing bang!     Wheee The People, 05/05/04

WE WILL WIN WITH W. ~Isara.     You Dirty Rats, 05/05/04

Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 42% of Americans.     zip, 05/05/04

Militant Islam is the gangrene among humankind.     AQGeiger, 05/06/04

We now return you to your regularly scheduled tagline...     Axenolith, 05/06/04

Stomping on "PC," destroying the Left, and smoking out faux "conservatives" - Right makes right!     belmont_mark, 05/06/04

I'm a bookeeper's son, I don't want to hurt no one. Got a case of dynamite, I could hold out there.     CholeraJoe, 05/06/04

Exposing John Kerry--> Swift Boat Veterans for Truth---> http://www.swiftvets.com     dennisw, 05/06/04

Johnny Fake Terrors - an anagram of Senator John F. Kerry.     Denver Ditdat, 05/06/04

The perfect is the enemy of the good. The lesser of evils betters the greater. Vote R!     ExGeeEye, 05/06/04

The English word "Left" is translated into Latin as "Sinister". Think about it.     FierceDraka, 05/06/04

"W" is the Black Ice President - underestimated until the left completely loses traction.     frithguild, 05/06/04

Only cops should have nail guns.     holymoly, 05/06/04

Then: Better dead than red. Now: Better dead than mohamMED.     jaykay, 05/06/04

Kerry is an old-fashioned senatorial blowhard.     jjackson, 05/06/04

The media and DNC have joined the terrorists and declared war on the USA.     listenhillary, 05/06/04

Not Saddam's weapons. They were his family's weapons. [John Kerry approves this posting.]     Mark, 05/06/04

LOSERS quit when they are tired/WINNERS quit when they have won.     OldFriend, 05/06/04

I am no longer afraid to publicly say I love Jesus, thanks Mel.     PeoplesRep_of_LA, 05/06/04

We did not have to prove Saddam had WMD, he had to prove he didn't.     petercooper, 05/06/04

Join your FreeRepublic Chapter and make a difference!     Rabid Dog, 05/06/04

Reuters is the number one English language News Agency among Islamic terrorists.     Radix, 05/06/04

The Arab world's only exports are oil and b*llsh*t, and the latter far surpasses the former.     Slings and Arrows, 05/06/04

Hey Kerry... Medals are "EARNED", not "WON"... Get it straight!     starboardlist, 05/06/04

The Democratic Party is the party of TREASON.     TheDon, 05/06/04

Yesterday Kabul, today Baghdad, tomorrow Damascus.     thoughtomator, 05/06/04

I used to support Kerry. Then I changed my political philosophy. Now I support Kerry.     WorkingClassFilth, 05/06/04

The words "nose candy" and the name Ted Rall belong in the same sentence.     .cnI redruM, 05/07/04

If you don't like my attitude, talk to someone else.     Adrastus, 05/07/04

I don't march. I am the different drummer.     aloysius89, 05/07/04

Nothing is fool proof because fools are so ingenious.     Bacon Man, 05/07/04

Kerry must be very ill. Why else would they try so hard to portray him as athletic and vigorous?     bayourod, 05/07/04

I've love a lot of women, and I've loved Jim Beam. They both tried to kill me back in 1973.     big ern, 05/07/04

No man or woman is poor if he/she can laugh.     Carolinamom, 05/07/04

Liberals: Always looking for social justice in all the wrong places.     cwb, 05/07/04

Time to admit this is a war of most of the world versus the US. They are ALL the enemy.     datura, 05/07/04

It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.     dfwgator, 05/07/04

Juke Box Hero.     diotima, 05/07/04

Neocon Chickenhawk for War like Liberal Cuckoo for Welfare. Both freeload.     ex-snook, 05/07/04

Socialism is the opiate of academia.     fire_eye, 05/07/04

Wishing won't make it so, I proved that long ago. ~Phil Everly.     gonzo, 05/07/04

WARNING: muslims are poised inside the Trojan horse!     hardhead, 05/07/04

Of course they were Kerry's medals.....they were on both sides of the fence !     hoosiermama, 05/07/04

Who is Mrs. Heinz Kerry? Waiting for Bimbo Eruption.     liz44040, 05/07/04

Didn't Arab thugs abuse thousands in NYC on 9-11-2001? I've heard no apology !     Militiaman7, 05/07/04

Count it all joy when you fall into various trials, ... the testing of your faith produces endurance.     newgeezer, 05/07/04

John Kerry's shabby lies make me very cranky.     Petronski, 05/07/04

Liberal Rule #4 - Anyone who disagrees is a Fascist.     petuniasevan, 05/07/04

I did not have Amnesty with that Illegal Alien. ~President George W. Bush.     Sabertooth, 05/07/04

I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.     SAMWolf, 05/07/04

Our descendants will be enslaved by political expediency and expenditure.     sully777, 05/07/04

John F. Kerry: just taking another Purple Heart out of petty cash...     Tallguy, 05/07/04

R.I.P. Spc Trevor A. Win'E American Hero.     TankerKC, 05/07/04

I can see you, but you can't see me.     Tax-chick, 05/07/04

Assembling a bunch of hippies and paid liars to regurgitate commie lies is not an "Investigation".     Anti-Bush Hater, 05/08/04

You mean I can get a Purple Heart for cutting myself shaving? ~John Kerry.     Bommer, 05/08/04

Tax energy not labor.     Einigkeit_Recht_Freiheit, 05/08/04

Why is there no Salvation Navy?     ExSafecracker, 05/08/04

Daily fighting the war from here at home armed with truth missles and smart bombs.     Freesofar, 05/08/04

Confederate flag waver. Proud Roman Catholic. And an all around nice guy!     Hacksaw, 05/08/04

Train up a child in the way that they should go and when they are old they will not depart from it.     ImaGraftedBranch, 05/08/04

Coulter: Liberals always claim to know exactly what to do as soon as it's too late.     jwalburg, 05/08/04

Australia.... halfway down the slippery slide to socialism - observe our deeds, and beware!     KangarooJacqui, 05/08/04

You a vet thinking of voting for Kerry? Remember: The grass is always greener over the septic tank!     kimmie7, 05/08/04

Our Injured Soldiers at Walter Reed Have Yet to be Visited by John Kerry. What's he Afraid of?     MJY1288, 05/08/04

Give me the cheerleading pyramid over a plastic shredder everytime.     olde north church, 05/08/04

I threw my medals over the fence before I didn't throw my medals over the fence. ~John F'n Kerry.     Ole Okie, 05/08/04

Liberal Rule #5 - Party lines may not be crossed with olive branches.     petuniasevan, 05/08/04

How many times can a flip flop flip before it completely flops and flips out?     redlipstick, 05/08/04

Terrorism and Liberalism never sleep and neither do I.     Trueblackman, 05/08/04

The BushAdm has apologized for abuse of alleged terrorists. - Has the Muslim world apologized for 9/11?     Victoria Delsoul, 05/08/04

Gray area = black and white + lots of "spin".     Woahhs, 05/08/04

I was elected in AZ as an alt delegate to the Convention. I'M GOING TO NY.     DLfromthedesert, 05/09/04

Where did they get all those American Flags to burn? Is there a store or something over there?     ItsonlikeDonkeyKong, 05/09/04

America...thy hand shall be upon the neck of thine enemies.     Boot Hill, 05/10/04

No military in the history of the world has fought so hard and so often for the freedom of others. ~W.     GretchenM, 05/10/04

Wake me up early, be good to my dogs, and teach my children to pray.     thatsmrfoster2u, 05/10/04

A vote for JF'nK is a vote for Peace in our Time!     An.American.Expatriate, 05/11/04

John Kerry, the Eddie Haskell candidate.     cripplecreek, 05/11/04

Occupation is too important to be left entirely to the diplomats. ~wretchard 5-5-04.     HiJinx, 05/11/04

Bush to Arabs: Sorry Our Women Abused Your Men!     Imal, 05/11/04

N.O.B.B.F.P!!! No one but Bush for president.     Kaslin, 05/11/04

Two Week Coundown Till "Full Sails Ahead" for FReeps Ahoy FReeper Cruisers! HOO-YAH!     MinuteGal, 05/11/04

Forget ANWR -- Drill Israel!     ovrtaxt, 05/11/04

Liberal Rule #8 - Defend lifestyle by comparing self with animals.     petuniasevan, 05/11/04

So Hillary, how DID you know about the descriptions of the abuse before Rumsfeld did? Hmmmmmmmmm??     prairiebreeze, 05/11/04

Have you thanked a soldier lately for your freedom? - www.amillionthanks.org     Susannah, 05/11/04

Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just. ~Thomas Jefferson.     Talking_Mouse, 05/11/04

@Geraldo Rivero Is A Steve Harrigan WannaBe.com     YaYa123, 05/11/04

Take my advise, I'm not using it.     AGreatPer, 05/12/04

To be willing to march into Hell, Boston and Chappauqua for a heavenly cause...     Corin Stormhands, 05/12/04

Four months in charge of a six-man boat trumps four years as Commander-in-Chief. Yeah, right.     CPOSharky, 05/12/04

,,, I'm actually a short tulip called Shaggy with plenty of seed... ~Shaggy Eel.     familyop, 05/12/04

Liberalism is the absence of thought.     GiveEmDubya, 05/12/04

ABCNNBC BS = FRAUDCASTERS.     Grampa Dave, 05/12/04

Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth. ~Mark Twain.     Hildy, 05/12/04

Those who serve two masters also have two faces.     Iron Matron, 05/12/04

My other brother's Buford.     Jimmy Valentine's brother, 05/12/04

Action figure sold separately.     martin_fierro, 05/12/04

Kerry's Entire Campaign: Bush bad. Medals good. Bush bad.     Nakatu X, 05/12/04

Rummy's job is winning the war, not micro-managing some damn prison.     onyx, 05/12/04

Liberal Rule #9 - Can't refute the message? Attack the messenger!     petuniasevan, 05/12/04

I'd question John Kerry's patriotism if I thought for a moment he had any...     Prime Choice, 05/12/04

Better a Shack in Heaven....than a Mansion in Hell. ~My Grandma.     redrock, 05/12/04

Slavery was justifed by claiming the victims were not people; abortion is justified that way today.     Sun, 05/12/04

When life knocks you to your knees, you're in a good position to pray     The Mayor, 05/12/04

Socialism is the equal distribution of poverty!     Arpege92, 05/13/04

Jihad on Islam and their liberal assistants!     Big Guy and Rusty 99, 05/13/04

Implement Loser Pays.     Codeflier, 05/13/04

Bretheren & Sisteren In Chaos Inc, LLC "We're All About Bad Ideas!"     Darksheare, 05/13/04

Fight terrorism, give your local democrat a wedgie.     DeuceTraveler, 05/13/04

I take great pleasure in the misery of Americans who take great pleasure in the misery of Americans.     freebilly, 05/13/04

God Bless and protect my nephew Heath with the 1st Armored Division in Baghdad.......     GregB, 05/13/04

Have we sold our conservative birthright for a 5% temporary tax cut?     JoeSchem, 05/13/04

How do you subdue a class of people? Limit their knowledge.     Kerretarded, 05/13/04

This Tagline contains adult content and has been relocated to the Smokey Back Room.     Libertina, 05/13/04

Fight those who do not believe in Allah. ~Koran, Surah IX: 29.     miltonim, 05/13/04

GOD BLESS GWB WHO'S WORD has VALUE! GOD BLESS RUMMY, STAFF & OUR SOLDIERS.     restornu, 05/13/04

A 12.7mm attitude in a .17 caliber world, or something.     spodefly, 05/13/04

Hey libs, would you like some Kool-Aid to go along with your candidate's waffles?     WinOne4TheGipper, 05/13/04

Was Kerry one of the 17 Congressmen to whom Lawson sent torture pictures in March?     bayourod, 05/14/04

Islam: Nothing BEER couldn't cure.     Brad Cloven, 05/14/04

The 'Arab Street' is the unpaved section on the road to Hell!     Gritty, 05/14/04

If a person says that he enjoys the opera, that person is a liar.     Jaysun, 05/14/04

Ally Akbar can kiss my ass, you pagan islam stupid bastard orks.     Licensed-To-Carry, 05/14/04

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.     NRA2BFree, 05/14/04

Liberal Rule #11 - Break all the promises you want. Voters are stupid.     petuniasevan, 05/14/04

sKerry is a sKunk!!     prairiebreeze, 05/14/04

I don't do diplomacy either.     Publius6961, 05/14/04

Our troops risk their lives to save the children of strangers. Our enemies wanted 35,000 k., WTC.     Ragtime Cowgirl, 05/14/04

If everyone is SPECIAL then NO ONE IS SPECIAL...............     Red Badger, 05/14/04

What Is Man That Thou Art Mindful of Him.     Redcoat LI, 05/14/04

Vengence is mine says the Lord, but I'm busy, so I sent the US Marines.     SAMWolf, 05/14/04

Social wisdom comes from the knowledge of dead ages. ~Russell Kirk.     Solson, 05/14/04

You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong!     SwinneySwitch, 05/14/04

Ted Kennedy - did you criticize Clinton and Reno's attack on Waco which resulted in children's deaths?     syriacus, 05/14/04

My glasses! I can't see a thing without my glasses! ~Velma Dinkly.     TheBigB, 05/14/04

If Katie Couric were a talking doll, there'd already be a consumer recall.     TheLurkerX, 05/14/04

Sen. Robert Bryd has seen more hoods than Iraqi prisoners ever wore....     veronica, 05/14/04

Of course, you realize this means war! ~Bugs Bunny, borrowing from Groucho Marx.     AZLiberty, 05/15/04

LIBERATE YOUR INNER BONOBO     EggsAckley, 05/15/04

People should be banned for sophistry.     hopespringseternal, 05/15/04

Give me Liberty...or give me Lunch [with enough lunch, I'll figure out how to TAKE Liberty myself].     PoorMuttly, 05/15/04

A brother is born for adversity.     Ragtime Cowgirl, 05/15/04

sionnsar: the part of the bagpipe where the melody comes out.     sionnsar, 05/15/04

The War on Terror is mere collateral damage to the Democrats' War on Bush.     Tall_Texan, 05/15/04

To go up pull back, to go down pull back all the way.     Veloxherc, 05/15/04

Any "church" that can't figure out abortion and homosexuality isn't worthy of the appellation.     thoughtomator, 05/16/04

Good evening. I'm Sydney Biddle-Barrows, and welcome to Whore Stories!     Tolerance Sucks Rocks, 05/16/04

Give me a Break, by John Stossel should be required reading for voter registration.     Baynative, 05/16/04

I support a womans' right to choose!.......................So, what are they? Silicone or Saline?     gonzo, 05/16/04

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Except for Mario Cuomo. He's butt-ugly. No two ways about it.     ItsonlikeDonkeyKong, 05/16/04

Can't Explain His Bank Account or Why He's Here. Is Ketchup boy an Arab terrorist?     John123, 05/16/04

Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. ~Elmer G. Letterman.     Pan_Yans Wife, 05/16/04

Liberal Rule #13 - Nothing is ever our fault.     petuniasevan, 05/16/04

I used to be a Democrat. Now, I'm an American!     Spanaway Lori, 05/16/04

Polls - Proof that when the Main Stream Media wants your opinion, they will give it to you.     stocksthatgoup, 05/16/04

Vote Kerry-- 1 Billion Muslims Can't Be Wrong....     freebilly, 05/16/04

Welcome home Thomas Hamill !!!     StriperSniper, 05/16/04

I'm mortified that one of my weakest in the arsenal was listed, but what the heck, here's the whole storehouse for pilfering... (I think I got all the racy ones...)

Hey!, Whats this gooey liquid?! Mmmm smells good, feels li... IT BURNS!! AAAHHHGGGG!!!

Hey!, I wonder whats in this cave?! Lets check it ou... YAAAAA...chomp chomp... BUUURRRPPP.

Watch it, you don't want to getcher tie caught in that fan be... GEEUURKK!

Quick! SQUASH IT! SQUASH IT NOW!!!

Hey, look at that little critter...Yaaaa! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!!

So many marketing pinheads, so few grenades...

Eschew Obfuscation.

So the DU guy says, oh yea? I changed a lightbulb once... alone... rotating the house was a bitch..

2 DUers walk into a bar..They were still there by the door, out cold, when I came out an hour later.

Hyuck! Ah member whenct ah cut off a haid onect.

DEEEeeeee YEEEWWW! that SMAILS!

Honey, did you give the cat its pill??? WHY IS THERE A VACUUM CLEANER HOSE IN ITS REAR END?!?!

I betcha that P3 sounded like a mower boggin down on tall grass when it hit that J8...

Happiness is a hammer and a jar of smurfs...

Chain mail...check. Kevlar vest...Check. Leather Gloves...Check. Begin running the cats bathwater...

This here's Billy Bob, O' tha Borg, Ya'll fixin' ta be 'similated...

I am Ewmer Fudd, of Borg, Pwepawe to be asswimiwated.

I certainly hope you didn't adopt that chicken from an animal shelter under false pretences...

Seeing the palm sized spider on the outhouse wall AFTER you're commited SUCKS!

Redneck Rampage, 'Cause any game that says "ya got time to git likkered up" during install is COOL!

Wow, there sure are a lot of...SNEEZE...bacteria...SNEEZE...in this crap!

This is my tagline. I love my tagline very much. It talks to me at night, softly...quietly...

Snuggle Bear meets Mossberg... Balance is restored to the world...

Yakboy made me put this tag here, I swear it!

Why do Republicans play hardball like little girls...?

If you don't stop all this litigation, I'll sue you.

Part your hair with a turnip, and the world will smile with you.
Too-Tough Turtle Talked Turkey To The Troubled Twin Troubadors' Tutor.
There is nothing like walking in space.
I've reckoned the number of the beast; it is your MasterCharge number.
If you believe it, then it MUST be true. Sorry for thinking otherwise.
Totalitarianism = Oppression of Freedom... it's real simple, kids.
It is only the slaughtered who have trusted the Butcher.
Natural Resources are a Terrible Thing to Waste.
Who cares how many cumquats it takes... get over it.
Two people can screw in a lightbulb... but in a really BIG lightbulb.

Golly, Guess Good Gambling Games Get Gregarious Gary Going Great Guns.
So many marketing pinheads, so few hand grenades.
Heinlien's immortal words on Space Travel: "LET'S GO!!!!"
There's nothing you can do that someone won't try to charge you for.
Tits: seen one, you seen 'em both.
but I still _feel_ free... maybe you should try shooting me again.
Cats are better than TV.
Hey, you!! Yeah, you!!! What the hell do you think you're doing?!?!
Truk paa livet, Livet paa truk
Nyet, nyet... Ya ney znayu... kak eta?
"Lorena, I meant that you should stop selling Richard any more drinks"
Ask not what your computer can do for you but what you can do with it.
rain.rain.rain.rain.rain.rain.rain.rain....huh? Did you say something?
Great Balls of Fire: a kind of clap you get from your 13yr old cousin.

Life is a Game, with Nothing to be won or lost... except Everything.
My girlfriend overheard my concubine telling my wife about my mistress
-----> This statement is a lie. <-----
Take a chance! Colombus did! Look where it got him! ... He's DEAD!!!

Sandy Slopes Slip Serendipitously, So Stop Saying Sally Starts Slides.
Fourteen hamsters can't be wrong.
Let go of my throat, I'm trying to be clever.
Stand up, you can rock the boat all you want... make sure you can swim
that's " -> WHY <- would they...", for the unfortunately humored
InterNet: the BEST set of cans-and-string a boy ever had!
Give me Liberty, or Give me a six pack of Bud... I'm easy ...NOT
Wally Works With Walls, While Wendy Wipes Windows
The first rule of politics: shoot the competent.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but a couple of hookers can be real fun
A hook in the nostril is God's way of telling you that you're hosed.

Sometimes you just gotta kill 'em to teach 'em how to live right.
You know you've made it big-time when God steals your tag-lines.
A fish is just like a donkey, only completly different.
Never let a midget take a crap in your slippers.
Three times a week can be enough... unless it isn't.
Redundant Tautologies are Reiterated over and over again...
Your head is so far up your ass that you look normal.
It is difficult to capture the Gestalt of a concept in an English word
This is a random insult... except that it's meant for YOU.
***k Democracy... we actually want to get something done!
My nose is cold, but at least it's not brown.
run, trip, fall, stand, run, trip, fall, stand, run, trip, fall, stand
NO! Never!! Absolutly not!!! Completely impossible!!!! ...well, maybe
Is there any reason why you have that sticking up your nose?
Awake! Awake! The Day doth Break... like your Head from a Billyclub.
I wish those voices would stop telling me to write all of this.
I think you're getting athlete's tounge.
Quid Clarius Astris.
Either GREP and GROK, or GROPE and GRIPE
You can lead a horse to water, but aim dead-on once it is drinking.
Never put anything larger than your elbow in your ear.
You may be right, but not if I have anything to do about it.
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foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango alpha lima lima.
Remember: A cloudy day is nature's way of making it a cloudy day.
A weakness is only a weakness if you don't know it exists.
I wish I may, I wish I might ...have pizza for my dinner tonight.
Be all that you can Be... but Be home before dark.
FishPacketSlapHappyDogRunBlueMonkeyMoneyGreenSpamJustForYou
Permitting Petty Perniciousness Piques Pushy Patty Pretty Permanently.
I've begun to wonder why there is a badger attached to my big toe.
There is nothing like putting an ice cream cone in your armpit.
Don't think that the salamander is going to help you now.
Raindrops keep falling on my head, and its driving me MAD, I tell you!
If you think THAT'S funny, wait till you see the mess on your carpet.
I know you hate taglines ...that's why I use them.
TV sucks, like a $10 hooker on a bad night.
Are you sure this will help? It smells pretty bad.
My mind went to the BBS, and all I got was a lousy tag-line.
Now with something EXTRA that TINGLES

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
I Kant understand the Transendental Aesthetic.
Take me out to the Ballgame, Mug me, and Leave me bleeding in a Ditch.
Why Waste Wanton Words? We Want Wicked Ways Which Will Worry William.
Bulls**t in China: shop.

convivabor tamquam MIM ... non
Confucious say: man who gets wisdom from tagline is often big dummy
Don't forget to remember what it is you want to remember not to forget
Today's special: Hedgehog in claypot, with special taste.
Life belongs to the Living.
Two Terrible Teenage Troublemakers Taunted The Touchy Trailmaster.
When the Dragon lands, It was already There.

Color isn't in the photon; it's in the perception.
Sing a song of sixteen dollars (pensively).....inflation is a bitch.
Tag! Your line is 'It'!

Despite Depression, Doubtfull Dan Dons Di's Darling Daughter's Dress
Carrie Could Continue Casually Contrasting Coat Costs, Confided Chris.

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Metus improbos compescit, non clementia. (Fear, not kindness, restrains the wicked.)

And you don't want to stand below where the cows roost :)

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: add a slice of lemon for freshness.

Housework is a snap, since I realized, "Hey! I'm a guy!"

Contents may have settled during shipping, but this tagline contains the stated product weight.

If not McClintock, then let ButtMunch have it so the D's can circle the bowl until flush completion.

you can't take a kid away from her parents just because they're stupid. If we did that, what would we do with all the liberals' children?

Oh, look! It's the government, pretending that they care about people!

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