Posted on 05/08/2004 4:41:40 PM PDT by The Lumster
Deity agrees with Biden. Takes full responsibility
BSI New York, New York - In a surprise announcement from on high today the Lord God Almighty said that He would take full responsibility for the prisoner abuse at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq.
Yesterday Sen. Joe Biden D-Del. had said " Bush must "demand the resignations for whoever is involved in this policy, and that includes Lord God Almighty himself. It includes anybody involved."
At exactly 12 noon eastern time Jehovah spoke from heaven saying " For once Senator Biden is right. As creator and upholder of all creation I am ultimately responsible for all that happens. The prison abuse, the war in Iraq, no weapons of mass destruction, all My doing. The Taliban, Osama Bin Laden, the Democratic Party that's mine too. Therefore as of 12:00 GMT tomorrow I will step down as the Most High God. Oh, and one more thing, since all things are by Me and through Me (see Hebrews 2:10) within a millisecond of My abdication, all life will cease to exist and every molecule in creation will explode at the speed of light. Have a nice day!
Religious leaders were divided over the precise meaning of Gods words while Sen. Biden had no comment.
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