Just claim you're a "Three Stooges" fan.
It makes you my hero. But could you name at least one of 'em "Michael Moore?" *aaack* *spit* *ptui*
No. Matter of fact, that should be a marketable item. Moe targets. I'd buy it... well, if I still lived where I could go shoot... 'cept I always made my own.
I dunno, can't explain it, I get home for a few days and I start gettin' this redneck thing goin' on again. Like I GOTS to get out and shoot stuff. Just because.
Guess what I'm doin' tomorrow? :-)