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To: chambley1
I can still find tons of wise conservative discourse, docs, support, challenges aplenty hereon . . . as well as some stress relieving diversity of other interesting topics and sometimes just kick-back threads.

One is tempted to wonder . . .

--Are you loose enough around the edges to have any friends or family? If so, do you spend any laid-back time with them?

--Are all your socks folded in color consistent groups according to some color wheel somewhere?

--Is your major connection to humor and balance through those words in the dictionary--almost only?

--Do you squeeze a precise amount of toothpaste out of the tube--EVERY--time--with one of those tube keys?

--Are your cold cereal boxes alphabetically arranged in the cupboard?

--Are your magazines arranged on the coffee table alphabetically?

--Do you have Clorox wipes and Lysol spray near every chair you frequently use?

--Are your sheets tucked in with hospital/boot-camp corners?

--Do your underwear NEVER have skid marks?

--Does even God frequently not run things quite according to your specifications?





IF


so,

then, perhaps,

you would do well to consider . . .

LIGHTENING UP a few standard deviations!!!???!

A lot of us find FR still meets our needs and facilitates us helping achieve it's founder's goals. So sorry, if, you don't.
23 posted on 05/01/2004 6:39:41 PM PDT by Quix (Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
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To: Quix
Huah!
50 posted on 05/01/2004 9:43:46 PM PDT by King Prout (poets and philosophers should NEVER pretend to Engineering... especially SOCIAL Engineering!)
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To: Quix; chambley1
--Is your major connection to humor and balance .....

Oh, yeah. That's it ! A humor setup is needed.

hehe !


59 posted on 05/02/2004 3:19:10 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is ONLY ONE good Democrat: one that has just been voted OUT of POWER ! Straight ticket GOP!)
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