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Free Republic Has Gone To The Birds.......

Posted on 05/01/2004 4:06:36 PM PDT by chambley1

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To: Pippin
*singing.. poorly*
"Oh, I wish - I was - a little - bar of soap! Oh, I wish - I was - a little - bar of soap!"*
*only applicable for certain circumstances.
81 posted on 05/02/2004 3:45:05 PM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I call upon the gods of STERNO and MATCHLIGHT to take care of the evil DUers!)
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To: Darksheare
LOL!

Hi, DARKS!

82 posted on 05/02/2004 3:48:08 PM PDT by Pippin (Each day is a gift from God. ---That's why it's called the PRESENT!)
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To: Pippin
Hi!
I found this thread last night and thought that it was just way too odd.
So last night I added my own touch to the thread.
*chuckle*
And now I see women talking about wishing to be the showerhead to spy on men types..
*chuckle*
Dangerous, may spawn off a weird short story about showerheads actually being spying killer technology bent on the eradication of mankind or some such..
83 posted on 05/02/2004 4:01:23 PM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I call upon the gods of STERNO and MATCHLIGHT to take care of the evil DUers!)
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To: Darksheare
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

And who says they ain't already! ;O)

(just kidding!)

84 posted on 05/02/2004 4:29:36 PM PDT by Pippin (Each day is a gift from God. ---That's why it's called the PRESENT!)
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To: Pippin
LOL!
Uh oh.
85 posted on 05/02/2004 4:32:46 PM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I call upon the gods of STERNO and MATCHLIGHT to take care of the evil DUers!)
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To: Darksheare
Ya gotta be quick! :O)
86 posted on 05/02/2004 4:40:39 PM PDT by Pippin (Each day is a gift from God. ---That's why it's called the PRESENT!)
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To: Pippin
But I prefer nice long relaxing showers...
Since the showerhead is gonna try to do me in one o fthese days..
*eep*
Quick showers.. how does one accomplish this?
87 posted on 05/02/2004 4:42:51 PM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I call upon the gods of STERNO and MATCHLIGHT to take care of the evil DUers!)
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
Ooooooo YES!
88 posted on 05/02/2004 4:57:36 PM PDT by b4its2late (I was only looking at your nametag, honest!)
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To: chambley1
Then...... bye bye birdy!
89 posted on 05/02/2004 4:57:57 PM PDT by b4its2late (I was only looking at your nametag, honest!)
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To: Darksheare
Nothing wrong with long showers, just put a towel over the showerhead. LOL!
90 posted on 05/02/2004 5:01:34 PM PDT by Pippin (Each day is a gift from God. ---That's why it's called the PRESENT!)
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To: Pippin
So it can't see, right?
That way it cannot attack..
91 posted on 05/02/2004 5:10:39 PM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I call upon the gods of STERNO and MATCHLIGHT to take care of the evil DUers!)
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To: Darksheare
BINGO! :O)
92 posted on 05/02/2004 5:12:21 PM PDT by Pippin (Each day is a gift from God. ---That's why it's called the PRESENT!)
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To: Pippin
LOL!
Oddly, when I was in the military, I could take a 3 minute shower.
Of course, I had alot less hair and could use a bar of soap for everything as I didn't need shampoo then..
93 posted on 05/02/2004 5:17:46 PM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I call upon the gods of STERNO and MATCHLIGHT to take care of the evil DUers!)
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To: Darksheare
LOL!
94 posted on 05/02/2004 5:20:18 PM PDT by Pippin (Each day is a gift from God. ---That's why it's called the PRESENT!)
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To: Pippin
Heck, it was much more efficient.
Downside of not having hair was that the backs of my EARS sunburned.
95 posted on 05/02/2004 5:24:11 PM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I call upon the gods of STERNO and MATCHLIGHT to take care of the evil DUers!)
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To: Darksheare
They wanted you to feel the pain and scowl and look really mean.
96 posted on 05/02/2004 5:27:16 PM PDT by Pippin (Each day is a gift from God. ---That's why it's called the PRESENT!)
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To: Pippin
Musta worked, my ears an dneck were red to the point I looked native, and the Drill Sars told me to smile more often as I looked like I was out to hurt someone.
(I thought that was the whole point of being in the military?)
;-)
97 posted on 05/02/2004 5:34:18 PM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I call upon the gods of STERNO and MATCHLIGHT to take care of the evil DUers!)
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To: Darksheare
I thought so too,

But on the other hand why not let your smile be the last thing the enemy sees before you pull the trigger.

98 posted on 05/02/2004 6:05:42 PM PDT by Pippin (Each day is a gift from God. ---That's why it's called the PRESENT!)
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To: Pippin
Well, true.
I was asked why I smiled only when we were firing the howitzer or our personal weapons.
*shrugs*
"why not let your smile be the last thing the enemy sees"
I guess that's why.
99 posted on 05/02/2004 6:13:13 PM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I call upon the gods of STERNO and MATCHLIGHT to take care of the evil DUers!)
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To: Darksheare
Strange army, LOL!
100 posted on 05/02/2004 6:18:37 PM PDT by Pippin (Each day is a gift from God. ---That's why it's called the PRESENT!)
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