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148 posted on 05/04/2004 9:53:19 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (I am trying to stop an outbreak here and you're driving the monkey to the airport.)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs; *The GUILD
A fairy told a married couple: "For being such an exemplary married couple for 35 years, I will give you each a wish"

"I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" said the wife.

The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! Two tickets appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime.

So....I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me". The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish.

The fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......abracadabra!..

Suddenly the husband was 90 years old.

Men might be stupid.... But fairies are....................female!

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149 posted on 05/04/2004 10:44:19 AM PDT by lodwick
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