Posted on 04/16/2004 6:37:21 PM PDT by Mo1
You would mention that. I went into the garage last night and surprised a damned rat. There is gonna be hell to pay with the yankee neighbors when I shoot it.
I am just gonna swear someone else shot off a late 4th of July firecracker.
In the meantime it's a pain to have to carry a .357 in my hand every time I go to the garage to get to the freezer.
So9
Newbie squirrel....ROTFL! You've been on FR too long.
What bring you to DD?
and what's up with your TV anamosity?
just curious?
Now every time someone copy's you handle instead of TV its television yikes you sure make things easy!
OOooooh, I'm tellin'.
CB has a squirrel pole dancin' in her yard...
OMG..I can just see you tiptoeing into the garage. But, isn't that a bit of overkill? You can borrow my pellet gun. LOL
I'm a Yank, and don't mind loud bangs.
If you lived next door to me, I'd buy a nightvision scope and assist in the destruction of the rat.
Of course, the idea of having me take up a sniper position on top of your freezer plinking rats in the dark probably would frighten off most.
Sis just mentioned that all I have to do is give an 'evil laugh' at woodchucks and they take off for greener pastures..
She feels that may work for rats as well.
I'm using rat shot shells. I have to snap shoot before it can run under a car or apliance.
So9
I have some city ninnies around me.
So9
That's what you ask for at the gun store.
They are tiny shotgun shells for pistols.
So9
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No way.
No freaking way.
I thought I got all of the one that went past my place.
I call it "snake shot". Yes. They look like itty bitty shotgun shells that fit your revolvers.
The weather sux really bad and makes you feel useless and lazy. So we watched movies and I played a little bit.
So9
Sorry to hear about the weather. Another hot, sunny day here - humidity in the 20's.
Is it sometimes called "pea shot"?
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