Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 16

[grannie9]

Thank you kind Sir.. Tell me, what does your name mean? ;)

[Woliff]

Actually it was a bad spelling of Wooliff - lol

[grannie9]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.. I get it! lol lol lol... sighhhhhhhhh

[Woliff]

Yes it was Loddy -- and a super everning to you too.

[Woliff]

Everning = evening

[Conservababe]

In the past 24hrs you have alerted us to you coming and going of your front and back door!

Well, lord love a duck, don't people pee and poop in NYC? LOL

[Conservababe]

Hi grannie. The funnel touched down in a field on a farm and popped back up. No damage from this one.

[grannie9]

Thank goodness.. I am putting a flower pot in my cellar Babe.. Good idea.. lol.

Are they still in the vacinity? Damn I would hate to have those things around..

Oh.. I'll remember not to pick a flower pot with a cactus in it.. ;)

[restornu]

TO THE FART...

At times it is silent, at times it is not
at times it sneaks out and burns oh so hot!

When you'd like it to happen, it just won't come out
it hides and it waits till you're out and about!

The evil ones reek and embarrass us so
then laugh as they trail us wherever we go!

I know it's a function we can't live without,
but on a first date must they really come out??

Men light them on fire - it amuses them so
women fight to be quiet so that no one will know.

I can't figure why after eating good food
the smell that results could kill many a dude!

So here's to the fart, our warm smelly friend
you begin in my tummy, then come out my rear-end!

[Conservababe]

omg, I am laughing so hard. An empty flower pot, gran...an empty one.

No, we have an all clear now...until the next one shows itself. I do have to admire those volunteer weather watchers. They take a course and then are certified to call in reports of any endangering weather to the local emergency centers...who then put it on the air. But, I wouldn't want to stand in a field and watch for a tornado to form, myself.

[restornu]

THE FART CHART



* AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart

* AMIABLE : Likes to smell others' farts

* ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private

* AQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes

* ATHLETIC : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times

* BEWILDERED : Can't tell his own fart from others

* BIG BULLY : Farts louder than others

* CARELESS : Farts in church

* CHILDISH : Farts and then giggles

* CLEVER : Farts and coughs at the same time

* CONCEITED : Thinks he can fart the loudest

* CONFUSED : Face is so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to go

* CUTE : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eating

* DAMNED MEAN : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife's head

* DISHONEST : Farts and then blames the dog

* DISAPPOINTED : Fart doesn't smell

* DUMB : Enjoys other farts, thinks they are his own

* ENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts regularly but is concerned about the pollution

* FOOLISH : Suppresses a fart for hours

* FRESH GUY : Jumps in front of you and then farts

* GROUCH : Grumbles when ladies fart *HONEST : Admits he farted but offers a good medical reason

* IMPUDENT : Farts out aloud and then laughs

* LAZY : Just fizzles

* MASOCHIST : Farts in the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles

* MISERABLE : Can't fart at all

* MUSICAL : Tenor or Bass, Clear as a bell, smells like shit and sounds like hell

* NERVOUS : Stops in the middle of a fart

* PROUD : Thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant

* SADIST : Farts in bed, then fluffs the covers

* SCIENTIFIC : Bottles his farts

* SENSITIVE : Farts and then starts crying

* SHY : Blushes when he farts silently

* SLOB : Farts and stains his underwear

* SMART ALEC : Farts when ladies are present

* SNEAKY : Farts and blames it on the dog

* STINGY : Belches to save his ass-hole

* STRATEGIC : Conceals his fart by loud laughter

* THRIFTY : One who always has farts in reserve

* TIMID : Jumps when he farts

* UNFORTUNATE : Tries to fart but shits himself

* VAIN PERSON : One who loves the smell of his own fart

* WHIMPY : Farts at the slightest exertion

* WISE GUY : Farts and asks who shit

[Conservababe]

Tis better to poot and bear the shame, than to hold it in and bear the pain.

[restornu]

[restornu]

[grannie9]

Nooooooooooooo.... I wouldn't like tornadoes.. At least hurricanes are big and not sneaky.. Hate sneaky..lol.

The weather in most places has been obscene lately.

(oh wait, I was thinking of Darks again)

[grannie9]

LOL.. is that Westy's new ride?

[grannie9]

ROFLMAO.. literally..

[Woliff]

It is better of fart and smell a little than hold it in and become a cripple - Anon

[grannie9]

My daughter's ex-mother in law claims she has never farted in her life..

Other than calling her a liar, we all hoped to be around when she blew.. ;)

..............or maybe not..:(

[Conservababe]

Now that is a real portable potty. LOL