Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 16

[Conservababe]

Oh, he is so sweet. I bet he had a good time with you. What does he call you?

[westmex]

Can't help you then...Only time I was around such was when I was a kid of about 9 and we were living in a tent...Was big enough to know about fire......

.....Westy......

[restornu]

Sunny disappeared off the face of the earth!

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[sweetliberty]

Well, he used to call me "Grandmama" back then. Now he just calls me Grandma. That was a great trip too.

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[sweetliberty]

Two US Marines are listening to the radio in Iraq.
"American soldiers," coos a soft female voice, "Your
so-called national leaders have lied to you. You are
needlessly risking your lives to wage a useless,
unjust, illegal, and unwinnable war. Now is the time
to return home to your loved ones, while you are still
alive. If you foolishly insist on remaining where you
are not wanted, the brave resistance fighters will
have no choice but to kill you and add your name to
the long ever-increasing casualty list of this insane
war. So why risk never seeing your loved ones again
for a so-called president who has repeatedly lied and
decieved you at every opportunity? Why should you be
sacrificed so that US corporations can enjoy fatter
profits? The only wise thing to do is return home now,
while you are still drawing breath, before you return
zippered into a body bag."

"What's this?" sneers one Marine. "An Islamo-terrorist
version of Tokyo Rose?"

"No," answers the other. "It's just a CNN commentator."

[Conservababe]

I see you scrapebook. It is very nice.

My grandkids call me Gram Graham. My last name is Graham. I'm sure it sounds strange to outsiders. LOL

[Mo1]

ROTFL! Mo, you're too funny

Well he's one of those guys who thinks everyone should stop what they are doing because HE is in the room.

He has a certain chair at my inlaws house that he always sits in ... and if anyone is sitting there .. he will stand by the chair til you finally get up and move to another sit.

Well ... after about the 10th time of him actually snapping his fingers and ordering others to get him something ... I blurted out that God gave him two legs and maybe he should get off his fat a$$ and get it himself

[sweetliberty]

Hehehe....sounds appropriate to me. So did he?

[sweetliberty]

Subject: Only in Kentucky

The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Louisville and and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how
much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

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A group of Kentucky friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Billy Bob?" the others asked.

"Bubba had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.

"You left Billy Bob laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Billy Bob!

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Regarding the year 2000, a senior at U of K was overheard saying ... "when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Kentucky." When asked why, he stated that everything happens here 20 years later than the rest of the civilized world.

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The young Kentuckian came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Billy Bob, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"

The young Kentuckian answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

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NEWS FLASH! - Louisville, KY ----- Kentucky's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Louisville students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in Louisville.

Kentucky search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts. You got to love those U of L students.

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A Kentucky State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-71. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"

Billy Bob replied, "Bout whut?

[Mo1]

Oh you'll like this one

Mike was talking about some of the books he's been reading .. well at one point he was talking about the pioneers and hiking across the country .. blah blah blah

Well BIL who thinks no one is as smart as him blurts out .. Yea like when Roosevelt sent Lewis and Clark to map out the country

With that I said .. it was Jefferson

He says huh?

I said Roosevelt was President during WWII .. Jefferson was the one who sent out Lewis and Clark.

He says .. it was the other Roosevelt ..

I said no .. it was Jefferson .. Teddy Roosevelt was the Rough Riders and the Spanish American war

He says .. well I was only off by a few years

I said .. about 100 years off

He says .. I guess I don't know my history very well

I said .. I guess so

[Mo1]

So did he?

Nope

[sweetliberty]

[restornu]

FACES OF EVIL !

KERRY VOTERS

[Conservababe]

Oh, I don't know why, Resty, but I kind of admire the woman. I know she and her coharts have given us immense political problems, but I still do think she was one tough cookie of a soldier who did her job well.

Jessica was tortured and raped by Iraqis.

[westmex]

Good night girls...It's time I leave this puter for another day.....

.....Westy.....

[restornu]

I really don't understand what you are saying I might be misunderstanding?

I think those who engage in this stuff or S&M or whatever preverted action or sicko's!

Two wrongs don't make a right.

One thought did occured to me that, that prison might be haughted with wickedness and took over those who worked there! These people show no shame

I am NOT a happy camper if they succeed in the down fall of Rumsfeld.

Rumsfeld had nothing to do with this! There was no cover-up Just an indepth investigation

MaCain is a viper and one of many Machurian thorns!

[ValerieUSA]

Hey, doing your kids' homework is paying off for you!

[ValerieUSA]

The investigation should have remained within the military. The international publicity is dangerously irresponsible and more appalling than the acts themselves.
Loose lips sink ships in many different ways.

[Mo1]

The investigation should have remained within the military. The international publicity is dangerously irresponsible and more appalling than the acts themselves. Loose lips sink ships in many different ways

I agree

[restornu]

I agree we live in times where there is no moral compass nor knowledgge of who we are and the priced paid to aquired it!

I think the wicked politicians/leaders recent the using covert acts and other means against them, everything is relative in their world, until we use it to stop them!

Some things should remian where they belong in the abyss!