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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 16
Posted on 04/16/2004 6:37:21 PM PDT by Mo1

TOPICS: Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples
KEYWORDS: darkshearesmyhero; whoputthatthere
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To: grannie9
Give him a kevlar helmet, and a slightly chewed cigar and you've got the spittin' image of Specialist Carlson frommy old unit.
One of the craziest guys in uniform I've ever met -and I say that with respect since he was the only driver in our unit to actually push the Humvees to the limit.
He left our unit to join Regular Army to jump out of perfectly good airplanes.
Not sure where he is now, but I suspect he has his Seargent stripes by now -at the least.
I guess it's Carson's grin that reminds me of the best driver in my old unit.
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posted on
04/26/2004 10:07:25 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Fortune for the day: Beware, the dandelions have become carnivorou...........)
To: grannie9; everyone
Lemme see if I can find a pic of Carson and his dad, and get it sent off to CC for help.
To: everyone
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. [Anonymous]
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. [Ann Landers]
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. [Will Rogers]
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. [Ben Williams]
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. [Josh Billings]
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. [Andy Rooney]
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. [M. Acklam]
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and all ways have to mix love and hate. [Sigmund Freud]
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. [Rita Rudner]
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. [Robert Benchley]
Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard. [Dave Barry]
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog. [Franklin P. Jones]
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. [Unknown]
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. [Joe Weinstein]
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us.? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - pork, chicken, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! [Anne Tyle]
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. [Robert A. Heinlein]
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. [Mark Twain]
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right.! I never would've thought of that!' [Dave Barry]
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.[Roger Caras]
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. [Phil Pastoret]
My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am. [Unknown]
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To: grannie9
Afternoon Gran .. who ya doing today?
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posted on
04/26/2004 10:43:09 AM PDT
by
Mo1
(Make Michael Moore cry.... DONATE MONTHLY!!!)
To: lodwick
thanks my new tagline!:)
1,065
posted on
04/26/2004 10:46:21 AM PDT
by
restornu
(The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.)
To: restornu
You're welcome, Resty.
Here's a true one: Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. [Robert A. Heinlein]
To: lodwick
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but
nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send
it to the President.
The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy
a $5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to the little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC, and those assholes
deducted $95.00 in taxes.
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posted on
04/26/2004 11:16:45 AM PDT
by
grannie9
(Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865))
To: restornu
Where do you suppose all these peoplw were last night when FR crashed???? Goofing off asleep I'll bet....
1,068
posted on
04/26/2004 11:20:46 AM PDT
by
westmex
(Delenda est, Islam)
To: westmex
Speaking of which...I tried to get on the freerepublic.info site which I had bookmarked...but no luck. Did any of yall get through? I thought it was supposed to be our alternate site.
To: Conservababe
Nope, it gave the same server error message...Don't think it has been changed to an info site yet...There was stuff on the Yahoo site though
1,070
posted on
04/26/2004 11:31:48 AM PDT
by
westmex
(Delenda est, Islam)
To: grannie9
LOL - ain't it so.
Basturds.
To: Conservababe; westmex
I was up early and on yahoo. I missed my news..;(
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posted on
04/26/2004 11:40:24 AM PDT
by
grannie9
(Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865))
To: restornu; lodwick
Here's Carson's Daddy, Resty. ;) 
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posted on
04/26/2004 11:43:24 AM PDT
by
grannie9
(Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865))
To: grannie9
thank grannie:)
Now one of Loddy!<:)
1,074
posted on
04/26/2004 11:47:43 AM PDT
by
restornu
(The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.)
To: restornu
LOL..better ask Loddy about that one..
1,075
posted on
04/26/2004 11:56:10 AM PDT
by
grannie9
(Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865))
To: westmex
Where do you suppose all these people
were last night when FR crashed????
1,076
posted on
04/26/2004 11:57:16 AM PDT
by
restornu
(The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.)
To: restornu

I'm dude on the left with a .45, Resty.
To: restornu
You may just be right...The country does seem to me to have a bathing complex....But then I'm a DOM....lol
1,078
posted on
04/26/2004 12:02:33 PM PDT
by
westmex
(Delenda est, Islam)
To: lodwick
Thank you no more need I wonder you not as old as thought!
1,079
posted on
04/26/2004 12:05:03 PM PDT
by
restornu
(The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.)
To: westmex; everyone
THIS JOKE HAS GOT TO BE NOMINATED FOR JOKE OF THE YEAR!
G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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