Message to Mel Gibson's Father

Email | 4/11/2004 | Dan Barash

[yonif]

Bowing to intense pressure from Mel Gibson's father, Jews announced today that they would no longer control the world.

In a press release, Jews stated, "Although we have thoroughly enjoyed the challenges of world domination for the last 3000 years, we feel it's time for gentiles to take control of their own affairs. We plan to spend more time with our families and pursue other interests."

Hutton Gibson stated he was pleased with the announcement, but expressed concern he was losing a scapegoat for all of his problems.

He said he would be launching a search for a new minority group to demonize.

Many Jews expressed relief that they could give up burdensome responsibilities. Retired accountant Jerry Friedman, who controls all media in Montana, said, "I would just as well let the citizens of Montana manage their own TV and newspapers. Don't get me wrong, Montana is a fine state. But it gets awfully cold, and there's nowhere to get a good bagel."

Attorney Allen Franks said he's glad he no longer has to manage Bulgarian monetary policy. "It was getting to be quite a hassle," he said. "I already have a full time job and can't even balance my own checkbook, let alone control the finances of an entire nation."

Homemaker Judith Levine said she would "...miss the hustle and bustle of setting the international price for magnesium every day. But my son is about to become Bar Mitzvah, and oy! Such a party we're gonna have, you wouldn't believe!"

Hollywood producer Sidney Greenbaum was pessimistic about the announcement. "Do you really think goyim know how to make movies?" he asked. "They'll all end up being high budget, technicolor snuff flicks if you leave things up to Mel and his kind."

Comedy experts expressed concern that the business would suffer if Jews suddenly withdrew. According to one insider, "Take away all the Jewish comics and writers, and all you have left is Carrot Top. That's not a world I want to live in."

[j.cam]

Funny, Mr. Goodwrench doesn't look Jewish.

[JCG]

I do not agree with all of Mel's father's views, but I do have a lot of respect for him.

Don't you?

I thought it was fairly well known that he's a wack-job. Do you know otherwise?

America's Fifth Column ... watch PBS documentary JIHAD! In America
http://12thman.us/media/jihad.rm (Requires RealPlayer)

Who is Steve Emerson?

[justanotherday]

"Ah, so what you're saying is that holocaust denial and antisemitic kookery are proper parts of the belief set of REAL Christians? And that scolding people who hold such views is slander? [shaking head in ironic comprehension]"

Apparently reading comprehension isn't one of your stronger suits. I never said that. I did say that I haven't followed Mel Gibson's fathers sayings; I'll leave that to others, such as you, as well as others attempting to defame Mel Gibson and The Pasion.

You know, the sins of the fathers crowd.

[justanotherday]

"Specially if it makes the Hebes unhappy, eh? Rubbing it in their face, not being PC?"

Not sure what you meant by "Hebes". Not sure if FR wants that kind of slander towards the Jewish people. But if JimRob thinks that it's Ok, well than.

Regarding making Jewish children sing Christian songs, I thought they had their own?

But then again, you are a Christian baiter at heart, right?

[justanotherday]

"Really? Lets recap. You said the following:"Since I don't follow the slanders against Mel's father that closely...."

You're right. I should have said "since I haven't followed your slanders against Mels father that closely" -Now, that is an unambiguous judgment on the statements of those who disagree with the old gasbag

so let me clarify: you are attacking The Passion through Mel Gibson's father, in my opinion. Have I misinterpreted what I took as a very clear position on your part?

yes, and stop attacking Christians. Please

[unspun]

I trust the Jews feel greatly relieved now. This has been an enormous responsibility. Not even the Rothschild family could have borne it much longer, I fear.

But, the world doesn't need to worry too much. There's also Steve Martin and Robin Williams.

The Winan brothers, too.

[unspun]

It's actually my mother's toy poodle, Amber. She controls the world.

[justanotherday]

Dr. Who.

[Sam Cree]

I don't think they are slanders against Mel's father.

That Professor Plaut has written this satire gives weight to the supposition that they are not.

[justanotherday]

Yes, and is known by the handle, Dr.What.

[yonif]

Funny editorial.

[justanotherday]

"I don't think they are slanders against Mel's father."

Have you read the posts on this thread? They (for the most part) can't get over the fact that The Passion has/will surpass every Anti-Christian/secular humanist movie in recorded history. So they attack his father instead. Cowards.

[narses]

A sad ping.