[Iowa Granny]

I do poorly with math problems, so it's a good thing I don't have to be worrying about stuff like this.

Do you know if there is a reverse equation for available men?

I have a 25 y.o. who is one of those guys running around out there. I don't know if he takes numbers in bars and then never calls. He's kind of a private sort of guy and doesn't discuss these matters with me.

[lodwick]

Palm Sunday

The Reading is from John 12:1-18

Six days before Passover, Jesus came to Bethany, where Lazaros was, whom Jesus had raised from the dead. There they made him a supper; Martha served, and Lazaros was one of those at table with him. Mary took a pound of costly ointment of pure nard and anointed the feet of Jesus and wiped his feet with her hair; and the house was filled with the fragrance of the ointment. But Judas Iscariot, one of his disciples (he who was to betray him), said "Why was this ointment not sold for three hundred denarii and given to the poor?" This he said, not that he cared for the poor but because he was a thief, and as he had the money box he used to take what was put into it. Jesus said, "Let her alone, let her keep it for the day of my burial. The poor you always have with you, but you do not always have me."

When the great crowd of the Jews learned that he was there, they came, not only on account of Jesus but also to see Lazaros, whom he had raised from the dead. So the chief priests planned to put Lazaros also to death, because on account of him many of the Jews were going away and believing in Jesus.

The next day a great crowd who had come to the feast heard that Jesus was coming to Jerusalem. So they took branches of palm trees and went out to meet him, crying, "Hosanna! Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord, even the King of Israel!" And Jesus found a young donkey and sat upon it; as it is written, "Fear not, daughter of Zion; behold, your king is coming, sitting on a donkey's colt!" His disciples did not understand this at first; but when Jesus was glorified, then they remembered that this had been written of him and had been done to him. The crowd that had been with him when he called Lazaros out of the tomb and raised him from the dead bore witness. The reason why the crowd went to meet him was that they heard he had done this sign.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I have been going door to door every day to get signatures for a Republican candidate.

I have run into far more democrats that I ever dreamed possible. Most of those have been teachers. The teachers told me to stay away from teacher houses, they are NEA and want nothing to do with Bush. ( as if there is a 'Warning, Teacher Lives Here' sign)

I now have Bush stickers on the back of my petition clipboard and I hold it up when they ask who I represent. They either slam the door in my face or tell me how much they love him. A couple people asked me in or asked me to come back and talk to them!

There are a lot of trusting people out there, and then there are the NEA types.

I also can't wait for it to stop snowing. Where is spring?