My friend, dost thou not know that you have witnessed two of the funniest lines in the history of man?
Ich bin ein boogereater
I pick, I do not eat. This makes me socially ungraceful, yet only moderately disgusting.
I drew many on odd glance at the office from my ceaseless laughter.
A true gentleman does not pick, but only eats those morsels that fall naturally into his lap.