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To: lysie; Molly Pitcher
Ten Things a Cat Thinks About

1. "I could have sworn I heard the can opener."

2. "Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?"

3. "Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?"

4. "This looks like a good spot for a nap."

5. "Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?"

6. "I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ulterior motives?"

7. "Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener."

8. "Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?"

9. "If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?"

10. "If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let them know who's boss!"


94 posted on 03/20/2004 6:17:34 PM PST by DollyCali ("Trying to keep the Freepers pulling in the same direction is like trying to herd cats." Richard Poe)
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To: DollyCali
Dolly, I hope to get those pictures to you this week........I'll finally have time to get caught up on stuff..........
97 posted on 03/20/2004 6:29:16 PM PST by MozartLover (Normal day, let me be aware of the treasure you are.)
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To: DollyCali
Your 10 thing cats think about...LOL

I would like to add,

Oh, that fresh wallpaper on the wall looks like a good scratching post.

What do you mean that molding isn't a tree?

189 posted on 03/21/2004 2:00:37 PM PST by lysie
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