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Doggie Poo DVD Children's story? (Somebody wake me up!)
http://www.venturadistribution.com/new_releases/serve/7623/Doggy+Poo ^
| endthematrix
Posted on 03/18/2004 12:01:27 AM PST by endthematrix
Synopsis: A little doggy poo feels all alone in the world. He believes that nobody needs him for anything, and that he has no purpose in life. If only Poo had a good friend! Then he wouldn’t give up on his dream to be someone important. One day, Poo meets a lovely dandelion sprout. Will she help him make his dream come true?
TOPICS: Books/Literature; Society; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: culturewar; doggypoo; dvd
I saw this advertised in WORKING MOTHER magazine for children! This Poo thing wins awards. We should speak to our children of the perils of drugs and socialism, but do I have to team up with CRAP to give my child self-esteem?
To: endthematrix
You can't make this stuff up. The libs don't want you to feed your child apples, they might have Alar pesticide residue. But its okay to make your child think its harmless to go out and play with doggie poo. Tape worms won't hurt 'em. Ya, we don't have priorities mixed up.
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posted on
03/18/2004 2:40:34 AM PST
by
Lawgvr1955
(I am not completely worthless; I can always serve as a "bad example".)
To: StriperSniper; Mo1; Peach; Howlin; kimmie7; 4integrity; BigSkyFreeper; RandallFlagg; Miss Marple; ..
PING for better role models.
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posted on
03/18/2004 3:20:18 AM PST
by
endthematrix
(To enter my lane you must use your turn signal!)
To: endthematrix
Shhh! Mustn't be insensitive! Dog poop has feelings too, y'know. In fact, some dog poops will be delegates to the Democratic National Convention.
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posted on
03/18/2004 4:12:40 AM PST
by
T'wit
(Law of Survival: 1. Find out who Big Brother is 2. Find out what Big Brother wants 3. Knuckle under.)
To: endthematrix
The creators of South Park already did this episode a few seasons back. They should sue for plagerism.
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posted on
03/18/2004 6:30:15 AM PST
by
Chewbacca
("Turn off your machines! Walk off your jobs! Power to the People!" - The Ice Pirates)
To: Chewbacca
Hidee-ho!
Poo meets a lovely dandelion sprout. Will she help him make his dream come true?
A friend who is a weed, is a friend indeed? ;-)
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posted on
03/18/2004 7:05:58 AM PST
by
StriperSniper
(Manuel Miranda - Whistleblower)
To: endthematrix
As the French would say in the Monty Python movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", "I fart in your genral di-rection!"
To: endthematrix
Wow, at first I thought you were talking about doggie poo...EWWWWW!
To: JustAmy
Ping
Something you can put on your flowers...
To: endthematrix
A moose once pooed on my sister...
To: endthematrix
Did Conan O'Brien and the insult dog have anything to do with this post?
To: endthematrix
You're right. This is a bunch of crap.
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posted on
03/18/2004 7:51:29 AM PST
by
texasflower
(in the event of the rapture.......the Bush White House will be unmanned)
To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
LOL
How stupid can we get? A children's book about dog poop!!
Thanks for the ping, P.A.L.
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posted on
03/18/2004 10:48:05 AM PST
by
JustAmy
(God Bless our Troops! God Bless President Bush! God Bless America!!!)
To: JustAmy
Even worse, the HERO is dog poop! It's like Jen says, I don't make this stuff up!
To: StriperSniper
Poo meets a lovely dandelion sprout. Will she help him make his dream come true? A friend who is a weed, is a friend indeed? ;-)At the very least his weed friend is a dandelion sprout and not a marijuana sprout.
To: endthematrix
This is digusting.
Why is this surprising after those stupid SOBs w/their asinine "South Park" put out Mr. Hanky?
Why must everything in this society be ugliness? Base and crass. Now we're putting even child-like cuteness on it.
Let's do VOMIT next.
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posted on
03/18/2004 12:15:51 PM PST
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common Sense is an Uncommon Virtue)
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