[Utah Girl]

Tinfoil time here. It just hit me, Kerry's vacation is for some more work to be done on his face or something. Like more Botox? Or surgery??? Ha.

[Iowa Granny]

It's not just you Honey. We're all thinking the same thing.

Of all the surgerys he could elect to have,, the one he needs mose severely,,, a Lobotomy, will go undone. Ego, you know.

[BigWaveBetty]

That's what I'm thinking,,, shoulder surgery,,, no noticeable bandage or scar that we'd be able to see. Although, he's only supposed to be "vacationing" for a week or less and that's not long enough to heal from a face lift is it?

He really should go for a lobotomy but would we be able to detect a difference?

[daisyscarlett]

If I were his Naomi Wolfe, I would say, baby it is time for some dental work...that gnarly tooth has to be repaired so that you can smile more often. But wait, he can't smile, because of his botox and/or facelift.

Well, I hated this article save for this part...

"The image-conscious candidate and his aides prevailed upon reporters and photographers to let him have a first run down the mountain solo, except for two agents and Marvin Nicholson, his omnipresent right-hand man.

His next trip down, a reporter and a camera crew were allowed to follow along on skis — just in time to see Mr. Kerry taken out by one of the Secret Service men, who had inadvertently moved into his path, sending him into the snow.

When asked about the mishap a moment later, he said sharply, "I don't fall down," then used an expletive to describe the agent who "knocked me over."

From the NY Times, yuck, a Weary Kerry Gets Away From It All

[MaeWest]

He bought a jockstrap.

It just hit me, Kerry's vacation is for some more work to be done on his face or something. Like more Botox? Or surgery??? Ha.

Maybe implants to fill the jacquestrap?