Vice president Dick Cheney (news - web sites) (L) tours the Ronald Reagan (news - web sites) Presdential Library and Museum with former first lady Nancy Reagan in Simi Valley, California March 17, 2004. Cheney, speaking to a group of supporters prior to the tour, criticized Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites)'s voting record and said his boss' rival lacks the judgement to be commander in chief. REUTERS/Jim Ruymen
I swear, Kerry died two months ago and this is his animated corpse with some sort of remote control making it walk and talk.
