or gay. Just kidding!
Otherwise, give me a pc. Heck, I'd take a *nix system over a Mac. But I prefer Windows. Of course, my company's software only works on windows boxen, so... heck, it was hard enough making our product Netscape compatible, and all our customers seem to be Windows people...
For the most part, I don't like 'em either. They don't play nice on a mixed network, for one. And the Mac labs on campus take a LOT more of our time to maintain.