ALWAYS cook bacon nekkid! and chicken fried steak. Both of 'em pop too much grease. Ruins the formal wear! Very inconvenient to have to cook bacon with a lot of people in the house so that you have to be clothed.
Why do you think I cooked that taquito stuff at entmoot while all of ya'll were gone? Needed a lot of bacon in that.
Hmmm--this is more complicated than I thought. . .okay, so if you cook nekkid do you still wanna use an apron, though?