[Fedora]

ALWAYS cook bacon nekkid! and chicken fried steak. Both of 'em pop too much grease. Ruins the formal wear! Very inconvenient to have to cook bacon with a lot of people in the house so that you have to be clothed.

Hmmm--this is more complicated than I thought. . .okay, so if you cook nekkid do you still wanna use an apron, though?

[Wneighbor]

so if you cook nekkid do you still wanna use an apron, though?

I always forget there *are* aprons, though there is one hanging on my pantry door and several in a drawer. Hmmmm.... They just slip my mind.