Except bacon. Never cook bacon nekkid.
ALWAYS cook bacon nekkid! and chicken fried steak. Both of 'em pop too much grease. Ruins the formal wear! Very inconvenient to have to cook bacon with a lot of people in the house so that you have to be clothed.
Why do you think I cooked that taquito stuff at entmoot while all of ya'll were gone? Needed a lot of bacon in that.
Good idea! :)