Anything you can do, Orcs can do better.
Orcs can do any thing better than you.
No they can't.
Yes we can.
No they can't.
Yes we can.
No they can't.
Yes we can, yes we can!
To: billorites
If a Jerry Springer musical can be made so can LOTR.
2 posted on
03/14/2004 2:32:03 PM PST by
KantianBurke
(Arguments that got Arnold elected in 02, will get a "moderate" RINO elected to the White House in 08)
To: billorites
Lemme guess.
They're gonna call it "The Ring Cycle".....
4 posted on
03/14/2004 2:35:16 PM PST by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
To: billorites
The £8m production will see dozens of actors portray hobbits, elves, wizards and orcs in complex battle scenes. When the show makes it to Broadway, I'm sure they will include lots of fairies too.
To: billorites
Frodo-o-o-o of the Nine Fingers
and the Ring of Do-O-o-O-o-O-mmmm.
8 posted on
03/14/2004 2:38:23 PM PST by
Overtaxed
To: billorites
Dunharrow, Dunharrow!
I love ya Dunharrow.
For Rowan, you saved the day....
To: billorites
I feel silly Mr. Frodo
So do I, Sam...
To: billorites
I Can Make You A Hobbit
A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face
When kicked to the ground
And soon in the gym
With a determined chin
The sweat from his pores
As he works for his cause
Will make him glisten
And gleam, and with massage
And just a little bit of steam
He'll be pink and quite clean
He'll be a strong Hobbit
Oh, honey!
To: billorites
Oh no....is there anything worse in the history of musical theatre than a British production?
14 posted on
03/14/2004 2:47:14 PM PST by
Havisham
To: billorites
Been done:
One More With Hobbits. 
Some friends rewrote the lyrics to the "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" musical episode songs, so that they're now the story of the Lord of the Rings. And the results are hilarious. The lyrics are all available at the above site, along with MP3 files of two of the songs actually being performed (more to be added as they have time).
The title is a play on the name of the "Buffy" musical episode, which was titled "One More With Feeling".
To: billorites
Boromir, Denethor, Saruman, and Lurtz. In the Executive Washroom:
"I've gotta stop that man!
I've gotta stop that man-- cold!
Or he'll stop me...
--From "How to Succeed in Kingship Without Really Trying"
18 posted on
03/14/2004 3:43:04 PM PST by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: billorites
The show, to open next year, would last a mammoth three and a half hours, Wallace said.What's mammoth about a 3.5 hour musical compared to the movies?
19 posted on
03/14/2004 3:45:56 PM PST by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: billorites
weeeeere... OFF to see the wizard!i actually saw something about this on Fox (the G block) a few months ago. oh my. it just wont be the same, y'know? none of those broadway types could ever be as hot as orli!!!
40 posted on
03/14/2004 7:10:49 PM PST by
rosyposy
(Rosie knows an idiot when she sees one.)
To: billorites
Lord of the Rings is set to hit the stage as a lavish musical Been there. Done that.
53 posted on
03/15/2004 6:28:05 AM PST by
Alouette
(Proudly overpopulating the planet since 1972)
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