[GeronL]

OK Mr Blue.. Since I am not all that familiar with your, um, body of work. Answer me this: IS THAT a true story? =O)

[hole_n_one]

Are we just supposed to assume that while standing there shirtless, wearing World Wrestling Federation pajama bottoms and a pair of white shrimping boots, there is the remnants of a squirrel's tail clutched in your hand?

....or had you stuck it down your pajama bottoms and fed it out the little access slot in the front by this point?

[Lady Jag]

Until I read that I was the only one still awake in the house and my keyboard was dry.

[GATOR NAVY]

...me, standing there shirtless, wearing World Wrestling Federation pajama bottoms and a pair of white shrimping boots (also known as "Bayou Reeboks").

Redneck Neighbor

[GretchenEE]

I'd like to be able to write an ode to the squirrel that's eating my prize irises and assorted other bulbuous flowers.

I miss them.

I would not miss him.

[filbert]

This is by far the funniest thing I've seen on the Internet in at least a year...

[Rollee]

You are one hilarious person. I sell real estate, so this story brought tears to my eyes.

[Sauce]

Yeah, just what did you do with the tail?? ROTFLMAOWTIME'S

[texasflower]

Hilarious!

[GovernmentShrinker]

Always gotta factor in the magic separating tail thing. If you'd ever seen a squirrel almost make it past a car that was heading for it, you'd appreciate how efficiently those tail segments come off. I once watched a squirrel racing across a street at top speed, trying to beat an oncoming car. All but a couple of inches of the squirrel's tail made it, and amazingly there was not even a momentary reduction in the squirrel's forward velocity, as the car's tire clamped down on the end of the squirrel's tail. I'm surprised your squirrel didn't land on your head :-)

[Professional Engineer]

ping

[IWONDR]

Reading to my son, your ode, he suggested that at least you have a start (the tail-end portion of the deceased) on your next exurban daniel boone hat.

YOUR TALES ARE HILARIOUS.

PLEASE TELL US MORE!

[azGOPgal]

Sis, read this for a good laugh.

[South40]