[Fedora]

I have a working theory that time is not a constant. It really does speed up and slow down.

Reminds me of something Steven Wright once said: "One time I put instant coffee in my microwave and I almost went back in time."

:)

[Ramius]

Reminds me of something Steven Wright once said:

Once I accidentally stuck my car key in the door to my house... and... it started... so I figured "what the hell..." and I took it around the block a couple of times...

[Ramius]

My friend and I once drove all the way across the country.

We traded driving every half mile. It took two months.

We only had one cassette tape to listen to the whole way. I can't remember what it was.

[Professional Engineer]

Instant Smiley

[SuziQ]

Reminds me of something Steven Wright once said: "One time I put instant coffee in my microwave and I almost went back in time."

I just LOVE that guy, he's so funny. I caught the last part of a Comedy Show he was in tonight. His last 'joke' was "it may be a small world, but I still wouldn't want to paint it." He's so deadpan, it was hilarious!

Catching up on today. Prolly won't be around until late tomorrow night. We're doing the Shrove Tuesday/Mardi Gras dinner at Church.