[JenB]

Hey, most Baptists are Good People. Just don't ask 'em to dance and don't offer 'em a beer.

[HairOfTheDog]

don't offer 'em a beer.

Well, not during the service, certainly!

[ecurbh]

Just don't ask 'em to dance

Heh. I grew up in a very conservative Baptist church. They were so against dancing that they had their own anti-prom (the same night as the high school's) so that they could make sure their young ones weren't dancing!

[Corin Stormhands]

Just don't ask 'em to dance and don't offer 'em a beer.

Do you know why you always take two Baptists when you go fishing?





...cause if you only take one, he'll drink all the beer.