[JenB]

lovely spam, oh wonderful spam...

[Fedora]

Speaking of that, did you ever hear the Mystery Science Theater Gamera spam song? Joe took the lyrics of a Japanese Gamera song which only had one comprehensible line, "Hirohito, Gamera!", and translated it into English, set to the music of the robots chanting, "Spam, spam, spam, spam":

Gamera. . .

[Spam, spam, spam, spam]

Gamera. . .

[Spam, spam, spam, spam]

Gamera is really neat!

He is full of turtle meat!

We've been eating Gamera!

Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flames

Claws, Breath, Scales, Fun!

Gamera. . .

[Spam, spam, spam, spam]

Gamera. . .

[Spam, spam, spam, spam]

Gamera is really neat!

He is filled with turtle meat!

Now we have Commercial Sign!