[Darksheare]

Hmm..
Ever hear of Stryper, Daniel Band, Resurrection Band, or Audio Adrenaline?

(GWAR stands for 'God What Awful Racket', and their stage act.. well.. They dress in ODD costumes. The lead singer costumes up like a zombie..)

[Fedora]

Little Bilbo Baggins
liked that pipeweed puff
avoiding all adventuring
and other Tookish stuff. . .

[JenB]

Audio Adrenaline - check! They've had a few good songs on the radio, but I've never heard a whole album. Mostly they're harder than my mother likes (and though I can buy my own music, Mom rules with an iron fist what goes on when she's in the house or car).

[Fedora]

Finished the last verse :)

Roads go on forever
But not so mighty Smaug
'Cause Bard can talk to little birds
like Shaggy talks to dogs
Bard's arrow flew like osagebowman's
Smaug fell like rain
But Bakshi's budget didn't let
him show Smaug being slain
Without Peter Jackson
This film should not be made
Ralph Bakshi's got poor J.R.R.
turning over in his grave

Smaug the Magic Dragon lived on Mount Lonely
looking much like Fritz the Cat as drawn by Ralph Bakshi