To: Fedora
The ringwraiths are escapees from a leper colony. Sauron is a knight who says 'ni'. Boromir the miniskirted Viking doesn't know what a whetstone is...
12,989 posted on
03/08/2004 5:34:35 PM PST by
JenB
To: JenB
Sam hides behind the only bush for yards around doing Lord knows what in the middle of the night so that Gandalf can go bobbing for hobbits...
12,992 posted on
03/08/2004 5:39:56 PM PST by
Darksheare
(Fortune for today: Don't believe the Lawn Gnomes. They lie like a stone.)
To: JenB
And the minstrel of Gondor is a effeminate crack addict with an annoyingly warbly voice of Dooo-ooo-OOOO--ooo--mm!
12,993 posted on
03/08/2004 5:40:28 PM PST by
RMDupree
(HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost.)
To: JenB
Let's see, who else have we missed:
Sam the Aborigine
Legolas the Cross-eyed Elf
Saruman of the Big Hairdo. . .
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