[Sunshine Sister]

Hi Joe! I missed the place too! Lots of articles to read.
I'll come back a little later for a beer. Kind of early and I'm not sure how a beer would sit with eggs overeasy!

[Just another Joe]

Hey Sis, yeh, that's three weeks worth of articles.
Business can SOOO get in the way of pleasure.

[appalachian_dweller]

Beer and eggs. Yummy!

[Don W]

Here's a smile for you!

A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs
one dollar. He jumps at the offer and heads off for a weekend of fun in the
sun.
He arrives and plays a round of golf. It cost him a buck. When he goes for
dinner that evening, it costs him another buck. His room is only a buck a
day!
The day before he's to check out, he heads out to play a last round and
stops by the pro shop and charges a sleeve of three balls to his room. When
he's checking out next morning, he looks at the bill and sees:
>
>Golf: $1.00
>
>Dinner: $1.00
>
>Room: $1.00
>
>Sleeve of golf balls: $3,000.00
>
Calling over to the manager, he asks, "What is this all about?
Everything is supposed to cost one dollar, and you charged me three
thousand for three golf balls?"
>
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you didn't read the fine print in
our promotional brochure. That's what our golf balls cost."
>
"Well," said the man, "if I wanted to spend that kind of money, I could've
gone to that luxury hotel across the street and paid them a thousand dollars
a day for a room. At least I would've known what I was paying for !"
>
"That's right, sir, you could have," said the manager. "Over there they get
you by the room. Over here we get you by the balls!"