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A new Democrat.....
Posted on 01/13/2004 4:38:23 PM PST by Gopher Broke
While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack.
The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain Is dead, but his heart is still beating."
"Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrat; rat; sadbuttrue
To: Gopher Broke
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posted on
02/13/2005 11:56:36 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
To: Gopher Broke
"I feel her pain", cried out, Uncle WJ"Bubba"C.
"Oh, shut up, Bill!!" replied Madam Rodham.
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posted on
02/13/2005 11:58:35 AM PST
by
uncleshag
(......Freepmail to ON/OFF Music Ping List........)
To: Lady Jag
Nice gif... I'm borrowing STEALING it!
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posted on
02/13/2005 12:00:02 PM PST
by
uncleshag
(......Freepmail to ON/OFF Music Ping List........)
To: Gopher Broke
E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face MUST SEE TV! From the actual script in every scene from that show which was good till Clooney left.
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posted on
02/13/2005 12:03:26 PM PST
by
uncleshag
(......Freepmail to ON/OFF Music Ping List........)
To: Gopher Broke
E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face MUST SEE TV!
From the actual script in every scene from that show which was good till Clooney left.
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posted on
02/13/2005 12:04:36 PM PST
by
uncleshag
(......Freepmail to ON/OFF Music Ping List........)
To: Gopher Broke
I saved this joke on my hard drive a year ago and just found it and posted it on the Freeper Canteen thread.
Check the dates. It's freaky. You posted it 1/13/04 and I did on 2/13/05.
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posted on
02/13/2005 12:13:39 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
To: Lady Jag
Wow, that's like, weird. You know, like when a new Darrin comes in and Samantha doesn't notice, even though, like, she's got good eyes, although I usually didn't notice the new Darrin because I was looking at Samantha's legs. You mean that kind of weird?
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posted on
02/13/2005 12:16:39 PM PST
by
Richard Kimball
(It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
To: uncleshag; Gopher Broke
Clooney wore a long face?
I'll do more stretches!
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posted on
02/13/2005 12:16:53 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
To: Richard Kimball
a new Darrin comes in and Samantha doesn't notice, even though, like, she's got good eyes, although I usually didn't notice the new Darrin because I was looking at Samantha's legs. You mean that kind of weird?
Now that I think about it
You're awfully close!
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posted on
02/13/2005 12:22:14 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
To: Lady Jag
He tried to hide it in hopes
of jump starting his
sinking career!!
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posted on
02/13/2005 12:28:24 PM PST
by
uncleshag
(...(I wanna be an old curmudgeon when I grow up!)....)
To: uncleshag
Democrats do tend to hide their own hides . . . particularly the candidates.
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posted on
02/13/2005 12:33:31 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
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