Kitty Humor is weekly thread (usually on Monday) on FR in the “General Interest” section. Among all the serious news, a little humor with our feline friends is always a welcome diversion. If you want on/off the kitty humor list (114 members) or you have a picture/animation you want featured, please send me freep-mail.
1 posted on
01/12/2004 2:53:21 AM PST by
PetroniDE
To: 4catsinmaryland; abner; Aeronaut; Allegra; alnick; arasina; Bahbah; balrog666; Bella_Bru; ...
Good Meowing Ping.
2 posted on
01/12/2004 2:54:11 AM PST by
PetroniDE
(Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
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3 posted on
01/12/2004 2:56:14 AM PST by
Support Free Republic
(I'd rather be sleeping. Let's get this over with so I can go back to sleep!)
To: PetroniDE
Sleep is considered exercise to this cat The sleep muscle is the largest in a cat's body and if it is not exercised regularly it will atrophy and lead to long periods of wakefulness.
Oh the horror!
5 posted on
01/12/2004 3:12:27 AM PST by
Flyer
(Happy Birthday Houston Area Texans!)
To: PetroniDE
Good Morning!Where's the kitten sleeping on the food bowl?That's a classic.
6 posted on
01/12/2004 3:44:59 AM PST by
MEG33
(We Got Him!)
To: PetroniDE
Waking a cat unecessarily carries its own punishment.
7 posted on
01/12/2004 3:51:58 AM PST by
LibKill
("Two crossed, dead, Frenchmen emblazoned on a mound of dead Frenchmen.")
To: PetroniDE
That last pic is perfect!
To: PetroniDE
A cat can sleep for 10 years, and at any time get up and climb a sequoia.
14 posted on
01/12/2004 5:52:55 AM PST by
William Terrell
(Individuals can exist without government but government can't exist without individuals.)
To: PetroniDE
Mountain Lion Kittens Sleeping on the Couch
15 posted on
01/12/2004 6:53:23 AM PST by
rface
(Ashland, Missouri - self proclaimed expert on "Liberal Group Think")
To: PetroniDE
I always knew cats were the smartest creatures on earth, now there's proof. One of them just found the perfect use for a treadmill.
I think I'll put my two kitties to work this morning to solve a few other problems. Hot water pipe burst the other night. Still waiting for a plumber. Garage door won't open. Waiting a week for a repairman while the cars are collecting snow and ice in the driveway. Plow service came to clean driveway, but the cars are blocking it.
I'm SURE my kitties will take care of everything. I'm going back to bed.
16 posted on
01/12/2004 6:57:37 AM PST by
kitkat
To: PetroniDE
20 posted on
01/12/2004 7:26:45 AM PST by
SAMWolf
(Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for <>...ribbit.)
To: PetroniDE
Those are all great pictures. (Well, except for the Floriduh voters).
How many people whose cat decides to take a nap on them or near them, refrain from moving lest the cat is awakened? Show of hands? LOL. So many cat-owned that I know won't move a muscle if kitty is napping on or near them. I am one of them....
22 posted on
01/12/2004 7:30:03 AM PST by
iceskater
(....and when h*ll freezes over, I'll skate there, too.)
To: PetroniDE
Here's my girlfriends kitty.. Does she count? ;)
25 posted on
01/12/2004 7:56:12 AM PST by
grannie9
(We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.)
To: PetroniDE; sciencediet
Not one of mine, but how in the world does a cat contort its body like this? I need more yoga classes.
50 posted on
01/12/2004 9:14:37 AM PST by
MotleyGirl70
("Ted Kennedy's car killed more people than my gun." -bumper sticker)
To: PetroniDE
All these pictures of sleeping house cats is making me tired!!
91 posted on
01/12/2004 2:07:09 PM PST by
trussell
(Ante Up!!)
To: PetroniDE
Cute, Petroni! How about my Panthers!!!!!
92 posted on
01/12/2004 6:01:15 PM PST by
dixie sass
(Meow, pfft, pfft, pfft - (hmmmm, claws needed sharpening))
To: PetroniDE; MEG33; EuroFrog; All
Sorry I've missed the past couple of threads. Been having 'puter problems. grrrrrrr! Praying I can get this to post! Cotton Mather in his usual "road kill" position...
Poor Morticia was so startled by the flash, she plopped right off the edge of the table onto the floor when I took this shot. *g* ....
Hollian (tortie), Cleo (gray tabby-and-white), Ferdinand (yellow tabby-and-white), and Kele soaking up the warmth of the heater....
With 39 of these hairballs around the house, there's never a shortage of flaked out bodies to trip over. LOL!
133 posted on
01/15/2004 2:15:16 AM PST by
radu
(May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
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