An Open Letter to Britney Spears

Worldnetdaily ^ | 01/10/2004 | Rabbi Shmuley Boteach

[cyborg]

good letter...

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[Piranha]

Why does this rabbi get off on making fun of celebrities? He should keep his nasty opinions to himself instead of hurting the reputations of others with his cruel words.

[Alberta's Child]

Good letter, and what's more . . .

If my account records here at FR somehow get deleted, I'm going to come back with "Rabbi Shmuley Boteach" as my screen name.

[Keyes2000mt]

He's not making fun of them, he's been quite serious in the points he's making.

[Steve_Stifler]

Seems like the good Rabbi was so dazzled by Ms Spears that he was (and remains) blind to the real EVIL in that hotel room.

[Johnny_Cipher]

Sounds like the good rabbi has done a lot of personal research on this topic, as have his five young daughters. They don't exactly run a lot of Spears pictures in Highlights.

[68 grunt]

Dear Britney,

If you read the whacko's letter there is a chance you may read mine. I admire the way you take chances and the way you show your audacity. Don't let these small minded, judgemental freaks put you off. Your success is commendable, and I'm sure it will continue. Don't worry about making anyone happy, except yourself and your fans.

Sincerely,
An old, fat, bald guy

[Flyer]

instead of hurting the reputations of others

Hurting the reputation of Britney Spears? LAUGH!

[Johnny_Cipher]

(chuckle)

Back off - I saw her first :)

[Steve_Stifler]

C'mon. Tell her ya loved the bit with the snake. Didn't we all?

[WackyKat]

I admire the way you take chances and the way you show your audacity. big num-nums

[GOPyouth]

Beavis, I saw her first.

[Johnny_Cipher]

Get away, fartknocker! :)

[DB]

What is more cruel is telling the Emperor she has cloths.

[Sloth]

Who would have thought that meeting would have prophetically portended your having become the female Michael Jackson.

I thought Michael Jackson was the female Michael Jackson.

[Johnny_Cipher]

There were times that I laughed more at B&B than I do today at The Simpsons. Mike Judge does great work with King of the Hill, but I do miss those two idiots.

[Leroy S. Mort]

My old friend Michael Jackson should be a lesson to you. At heart he is a decent man

Oi, Vai !!

[SkyPilot]

My old friend Michael Jackson should be a lesson to you. At heart he is a decent man, a kind-hearted and humble spirit.

Lost my sympathy at that closing.