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Bush Campaign Promise: A McJob For Every Dem Presidential Candidate!
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Posted on 12/31/2003 5:26:00 AM PST by didnt do it
Edited on 12/31/2003 5:41:44 AM PST by Sidebar Moderator.
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Pictured: Democrat Presidential candidate Howard Dean
George Bush and Marc Racicot this morning unveiled a new Bush-Cheney 2004 campaign poster on jobs. "I, the incumbent and about-to-be-reelected President Bush, do hereby make this full employment pledge to the nine dwarves: A McJob for every one of you and your McTroll friends! Howard Dean will be assigned to the drive-through window due to his exceptional people skills."
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To: didnt do it
BUH BYE
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posted on
12/31/2003 5:26:43 AM PST
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I will defend to your death my right to say it)
To: didnt do it
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posted on
12/31/2003 5:27:13 AM PST
by
Constitution Day
(Iraqi blogger to President Bush: "The bones in the mass graves salute you, Avenger of the Bones.")
To: didnt do it
Dimwit.
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posted on
12/31/2003 5:27:14 AM PST
by
petuniasevan
(Press ¶óèàüç™ to retain files, or any other key to reformat hard drive)
To: Puppage
Don't you have a burger to flip, DUer?
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posted on
12/31/2003 5:27:25 AM PST
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I will defend to your death my right to say it)
To: didnt do it
Troll Alert
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posted on
12/31/2003 5:27:32 AM PST
by
MJY1288
(WITHOUT DOUBLE STANDARDS, LIBERALS WOULDN'T HAVE ANY !)
To: didnt do it
Happy New Year to all our regular trolls.
7
posted on
12/31/2003 5:27:32 AM PST
by
jpl
To: didnt do it
Viking kittens, CLEANUP on AISLE 1.
8
posted on
12/31/2003 5:27:56 AM PST
by
Johnny_Cipher
(Dimension Zero)
To: didnt do it
Morning McTroll! Go back to DU.
9
posted on
12/31/2003 5:27:58 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Clues for sale, 20 % off through Jan 1, 2004. Don't be clueless, buy yours today.)
To: didnt do it; JustPiper; TheRightGuy
CORRECTION! A job for every Rodriguez, Gonzalez and Jorge!
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posted on
12/31/2003 5:28:02 AM PST
by
chicagolady
(Jesus, Be my Magnificent Obsession)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Wake up Slim!
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posted on
12/31/2003 5:28:06 AM PST
by
Constitution Day
(Iraqi blogger to President Bush: "The bones in the mass graves salute you, Avenger of the Bones.")
To: didnt do it
BUMP!!!!!
To: William McKinley; patton; IGOTMINE
:-D
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posted on
12/31/2003 5:46:46 AM PST
by
Coop
(God bless our troops!)
To: Sidebar Moderator
Pictured: Democrat Presidential candidate Howard Dean It is not. Ronald has more hair than Dean. More gravitas too.
To: Coop
Why do folks think that he is a troll? I think it's funny.
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posted on
12/31/2003 5:49:48 AM PST
by
patton
(I wish we could all look at the evil of abortion with the pure, honest heart of a child.)
To: didnt do it
The Nine Drawf Series follows:
Howie
Your comments really crack me up,
Id have to say youre funny.
As funny as a hemorrhoid,
Or as a nose thats runny.
Saddams capture no big deal,
Your stance is still the same.
Youre really sucking big on this,
Id say your brain is lame.
But tell me Howie, I must know,
These speeches, just who writes them?
Katie Couric comes to mind,
Or Michael Moore, is it him?
Well Doctor Dean you make me sick,
Malpractice, I will sue you.
Please get a clue, Ill sell you one,
John Kerry needs a few too.
Conspiracy Guy 12/16/03
The Genral
Id say that youre invalid,
Even though you served.
The Clintons really like you,
Thats why I am unnerved.
You seem to be a sissy,
Too light in your old loafers.
Id say it seems for Bill and Hill,
Youre just one of their gofers.
Retired your stars and that is best,
For youve not got a clue.
Id vote for Sharpton, Genral Clark,
Before Id vote for you.
Conspiracy Guy 12/17/03
Ketchup Boy
Youre a Vet from Viet Nam,
My question is which side?
There is another problem too,
Youll never get the ride.
It looks as though youre in third place,
Behind both Dean and Clark.
Though there are nine dems in the thing,
Your fire is just a spark.
I have a plan to help you though,
So listen up to me.
Just offer pickles and ketchup,
To all the voters free.
You still wont be the nominee,
But your point will be made.
Free condiments is so much more,
Than any plans youve laid.
Conspiracy Guy 12/22/03
Squeaky
Sometimes you sound conservative,
Then your whine starts running.
Youre fourth or worse among the nine,
So for you, no ones gunning.
Take comfort that you have a job,
The dems arent picking you.
Your buddy Als endorsing Dean,
Count that a blessing too.
You couldnt win as running mates,
Just tell big Al to stuff it.
Go Loserman should be your name,
From now on you must rough it.
Conspiracy Guy 12/22/03
Sharpton
Of all the nine I must conclude,
That youre the only one.
That I can sit and listen to,
And you are having fun.
Your ideas are ridiculous,
Yes even for a dem.
A freeze in hell will happen first,
Before youre on the limb.
So keep it up your mirth and wit,
Its really entertaining.
To watch you bash the other eight,
Im really not complaining.
Conspiracy Guy 12/22/03
Dimmest of the Dem
Youre living proof that life goes on,
Long after brains are spent.
For your best thought, if you had one,
No one would pay a cent.
Just how'd you ever got a job,
With an IQ so small.
Your EEG is a flat line,
No ups or downs at all.
But still you fit right in the nine,
Youre stupid as a plumb.
And by the way please change your name,
To Carol Mostly-Dumb.
Conspiracy Guy 12/22/03
Kucinich
Ive really dug around a bit,
About you I cant find.
A strong or weak opinion,
Youre on nobodys mind.
To sum you up Ill steal a verse,
From Popeye the sailor man.
Ill sing it now and move along,
This proves you arent the man.
Sung to Popeyes theme.
Hes nobody that I know. toot
Hes nobody that you know. toot
Eight strong to the finish.
Theyll all beat Kucinich.
Hes nobody no one knows, toooot
Conspiracy Guy 12/22/03
Dull
I just read your BIO,
You really need some help.
I kind of thought of seaweed,
I think they call it kelp.
Youre from a state I like a lot,
But you sir are a yawn.
To choose to drink a beer with you,
Id sooner mow the lawn.
MSN search drops the s,
To John Edward it goes.
A TV host I do not know,
But this is what that shows.
You are so dull and boring,
Folks dont know who you are.
And when its time to re elect,
They may look for a star.
Conspiracy Guy 12/22/03
Gephardt
I loved your show on TV,
It really was the best.
Sci Fi always caught my eye,
The Seaview beat the rest.
The monsters and the Flying sub,
Were really, really cool.
My friends and I would talk about,
The show each day in school.
Voyage to Bottom of,
The Seas, still on my mind.
Among the nine you are the tops,
No better will they find.
Richard Basehart is the man to win,
Two Thousand Four.
Saay whaaat? His name is Gephardt,
Crap, show him to the door.
Conspiracy Guy 12/22/03
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posted on
12/31/2003 5:50:51 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Clues for sale, 20 % off through Jan 1, 2004. Don't be clueless, buy yours today.)
To: patton
Did you go back to the original? Right or wrong, that's why our newcomer is viewed as a troll. But you're right, there's certainly some humor value on both threads.
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posted on
12/31/2003 5:51:19 AM PST
by
Coop
(God bless our troops!)
To: patton
Well the post is altered now to be funny. The original was a Bush Bash by a first day poster.
He was a troll!
CG
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posted on
12/31/2003 5:52:09 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Clues for sale, 20 % off through Jan 1, 2004. Don't be clueless, buy yours today.)
To: Coop
Oops - never even noticed that it was "edited."
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posted on
12/31/2003 5:53:53 AM PST
by
patton
(I wish we could all look at the evil of abortion with the pure, honest heart of a child.)
To: didnt do it
The funny thing is you du'ers don't even realize the "2.7 million jobs lost" talking point has already reached the wierd out-of-touch category. It's already a losing proposition to use that slogan, but go ahead, knock yourself out.
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posted on
12/31/2003 5:58:59 AM PST
by
Brett66
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