[ILBBACH]

This should be fun as well as informative!

[Michael121]

Satan is saving a seat for you, he always wanted a brother.

Even the gun would refuse.
The rope would break.
The poison wouldn't.
And no one else would bother.

Some learn from failures, but you fail to learn at all.

[Pan_Yans Wife]

On a postcard:

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

[Rightly Biased]

for later

[boris]

A fellow I disliked attended the same New Year's party as me. He said, "My troubles really began when I figured out the difference between little girls and little boys."

Not wasting a second, I repied: "Don't worry--next year will be better."

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A fellow walking down the corridor where I work said loudly, "You know, Boris, you need to lose some weight."

"I know, Bob. But you know what? You need to bathe more often BECAUSE YOU STINK." (He really did).

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I went to brief an a$$hole "Director" who was pompous and disliked by all. Before I could begin he plucked at my polo shirt and said, "Where's your shirt and tie?"

"I didn't want you to think it was a special occasion," I said.

--Boris

[Hrhfish]

Right here goes

1.You could bore for your country

2.If Pamela Anderson had triplets you would be the one in the middle on the bottle.

3.Are you naturally a twat or do you practice?

4.Everytime you have a drink you kill 100 000 brain cells. I’ve worked out you only have one left.

5. You only have 3 braincells left. One is on holiday, one is dead and the other one is keeping it company.

6. If stupidity was an Olympic sport you’d win gold every time.

7. Is your age higher than your IQ.

8. You’d have to give them a piece of somebody else’s mind.

9. Have you taken a vow of stupidity?

10. Your mom and Dad must have done it for a bet.

11. Are you an only child? I bet your Dad had the snip after.

[Cheetahcat]

Ping for later

[Cheetahcat]

Ping for later

[Nam Vet]

Now I'm really not saying you're an idiot, but inuendo IS NOT an Italian suppository.

Nam Vet