This should be fun as well as informative!
1 posted on
12/28/2003 9:52:25 PM PST by
ILBBACH
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To: ILBBACH
Satan is saving a seat for you, he always wanted a brother.
Even the gun would refuse.
The rope would break.
The poison wouldn't.
And no one else would bother.
Some learn from failures, but you fail to learn at all.
76 posted on
12/29/2003 3:59:58 PM PST by
Michael121
(An old soldier knows truth. Only a Dead Soldier knows peace.)
To: ILBBACH
On a postcard:
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
82 posted on
12/29/2003 10:18:21 PM PST by
Pan_Yans Wife
(Submitting approval for the CAIR COROLLARY to GODWIN'S LAW.)
To: ILBBACH
for later
To: ILBBACH
A fellow I disliked attended the same New Year's party as me. He said, "My troubles really began when I figured out the difference between little girls and little boys."
Not wasting a second, I repied: "Don't worry--next year will be better."
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A fellow walking down the corridor where I work said loudly, "You know, Boris, you need to lose some weight."
"I know, Bob. But you know what? You need to bathe more often BECAUSE YOU STINK." (He really did).
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I went to brief an a$$hole "Director" who was pompous and disliked by all. Before I could begin he plucked at my polo shirt and said, "Where's your shirt and tie?"
"I didn't want you to think it was a special occasion," I said.
--Boris
85 posted on
12/30/2003 9:59:41 PM PST by
boris
(The deadliest Weapon of Mass Destruction in History is a Leftist With a Word Processor)
To: ILBBACH
Right here goes
1.You could bore for your country
2.If Pamela Anderson had triplets you would be the one in the middle on the bottle.
3.Are you naturally a twat or do you practice?
4.Everytime you have a drink you kill 100 000 brain cells. I’ve worked out you only have one left.
5. You only have 3 braincells left. One is on holiday, one is dead and the other one is keeping it company.
6. If stupidity was an Olympic sport you’d win gold every time.
7. Is your age higher than your IQ.
8. You’d have to give them a piece of somebody else’s mind.
9. Have you taken a vow of stupidity?
10. Your mom and Dad must have done it for a bet.
11. Are you an only child? I bet your Dad had the snip after.
86 posted on
09/30/2007 9:20:49 PM PDT by
Hrhfish
To: ILBBACH
87 posted on
01/12/2010 9:43:22 PM PST by
Cheetahcat
(Zero the Wright kind of Racist! We are in a state of War with Democrats)
To: ILBBACH
88 posted on
01/17/2010 8:56:58 PM PST by
Cheetahcat
(Zero the Wright kind of Racist! We are in a state of War with Democrats)
To: ILBBACH
Now I'm really not saying you're an idiot, but inuendo
IS NOT an Italian suppository.
Nam Vet
89 posted on
01/17/2010 9:29:20 PM PST by
Nam Vet
(Inuendo IS NOT an Italian suppository.)
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