AMERICA - The Right Way!! (WEEKEND EDITION - Days 1070 and 1071) [Remember the Trade Center!!]

Various News Sources and FReepers | December 27, 2003 | All of Us

[Jemian]

BBL

[JRandomFreeper]

I left my former boss a note on the board tonight: "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

Upon reflection, I hope that he recognizes the quote and doesn't panic and check the walk-in refrigerator for missing fish. ;>)

/john

[JRandomFreeper]

Hillary Clinton or X-42 Rose,

No flowers, just thorns. ;>)

/john

[Miss Marple]

X-42 and Hillary don't merit roses. They deserve the plant from "The Little Shop of Horrors."

"Feed me! FEED ME!"

[Bitwhacker]

42.

[Neets]

What ate the install disk??? that is wierd.

[Bitwhacker]

What???? There are 8 install disks????

[Neets]

Nein, just one.

[JRandomFreeper]

Nine Install Disks? Wowza. That's some mouse.

Sprechen der mice, one of the cart girls found a squirrel munching on a dead mouse in one of the barns today. I'm thinking the golf course needs to hire an exterminator. And if the squirrels have gone carnivorous, I think I picked the right time to leave.

/john

[Neets]

No kidding!!!!

Our squirrels are plasticvorous...they eat right throught the garbage cans.

[JRandomFreeper]

Exactly 42.

The former boss is pretty clueful, in spite of being a lawyer before he became a chef, so I'm hoping he'll recognise the reference.

/john

[JRandomFreeper]

What gets me is they always come to me with these interesting bits of trivia.... "There are dogs engaged in reproductive activities outside the gate"... "I saw a rat pole vaulting into the dumpster"... "There's a squirrel eating a mouse"...

Why did they always bring these tidbits of info to me? Do I have a sign that says I can handle bizarre wildlife situations? I'm just a freaking cook!!!!! 8>)

/john

[Neets]

I know...I hate when people bring those trivia type items to me too.

[JRandomFreeper]

I think it's a function of people regularly seeing decisive action from the competent folk, and expecting that it extends to all areas.

I may not always be right, but I generally have an answer. ;>)

/john

[lysie]

I've seen your picture. You don't even look like

[Neets]

Sure it is..I get all the silly questions like that at work too.

Simple things like clearing a paper jam...those guys there act like I have completed a MIRACLE after clearing one of those.

[Neets]

Hi Lysie.

[lysie]

Hi...

Feeling a tad under the weather. Not sure if it's the crud coming on or what, but I'm fighting it...Hubby doesn't feel well either.

[Miss Marple]

They bring those wildlife problems to you because you are older and seem to know what to do. It is a weird compliment.

The restaurant needs an exterminator, for sure.

[JRandomFreeper]

Prayers lifted for a quick and complete recovery for you and your hubby. This stuff has been nasty this year.

/john