[Conspiracy Guy]

Ketchup Boy

You’re a Vet from Viet Nam,
My question is which side?
There is another problem too,
You’ll never get the ride.
It looks as though you’re in third place,
Behind both Dean and Clark.
Though there are nine dems in the thing,
Your fire is just a spark.
I have a plan to help you though,
So listen up to me.
Just offer pickles and ketchup,
To all the voters free.
You still won’t be the nominee,
But your point is taken.
Free condiments is so much more,
Than any dem is makin.

Conspiracy Guy 12/22/03

[international american]

"My question is which side? "

Khemer Rouge, no doubt.


"Free condiments is so much more"

Yeah, a bottle of Heinz in every pot.........ROTFLMAO!

[Fawnn]

I'm late to the party, but I wanted you to know that I love your Kerry poem. ;)