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NO NATIVITY SCENE
KXNT, Las Vegas ^ | 12-24-03 | Heidi Harris

Posted on 12/25/2003 1:27:01 PM PST by Y2Krap

ON THE FIRST DAY OF WINTER MY TEACHER TAUGHT TO ME, WE CAN’T HAVE NATIVITY SCENES.

ON THE SECOND DAY OF WINTER MY TEACHER TAUGHT TO ME - SUSIE HAS TWO MOMMIES – BUT WE CAN’T HAVE NATIVITY SCENES.

ON THE THIRD DAY OF WINTER MY TEACHER TAUGHT TO ME, ISLAM IS PEACEFUL, SUSIE HAS TWO MOMMIES – BUT WE CAN’T HAVE NATIVITY SCENES.

ON THE FOURTH DAY OF WINTER MY TEACHER TAUGHT TO ME - OUR MILITARY’S EVIL, ISLAM IS PEACEFUL, SUSIE HAS TWO MOMMIES – AND WE CAN’T HAVE NATIVITY SCENES.

ON THE FIFTH DAY OF WINTER MY TEACHER TAUGHT TO ME - DIE-VER-SITY!!!

MILITARY BAD, ISLAM GOOD, SUSIE HAS TWO MOMMIES - BUT WE CAN’T HAVE NATIVITY SCENES.

ON THE SIXTH DAY OF WINTER MY TEACHER TAUGHT TO ME - TOLERANCE OF OTHERS, DIE-VER-SITY!!! MILITARY BAD, ISLAM GOOD, SUSIE HAS TWO MOMMIES - BUT WE CAN’T HAVE NATIVITY SCENES.

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF WINTER MY TEACHER TAUGHT TO ME - NO RIGHT AND WRONG, TOLERANCE OF OTHERS, DIE-VER-SITY!! MILITARY BAD, ISLAM GOOD, SUSIE HAS TWO MOMMIES - BUT WE CAN’T HAVE NATIVITY SCENES.

ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF WINTER MY TEACHER TAUGHT TO ME, CRADLE TO GRAVE, NO RIGHT AND WRONG, TOLERANCE OF OTHERS, DIE-VER-SITY!!! MILITARY BAD, ISLAM GOOD, SUSIE HAS TWO MOMMIES - BUT WE CAN’T HAVE NATIVITY SCENES.

ON THE NINTH DAY OF WINTER MY TEACHER TAUGHT TO ME, THE NINTH CIRCUIT’S GOOD, CRADLE TO GRAVE, NO RIGHT AND WRONG, TOLERANCE OF OTHERS, DIE-VER-SITY!!! MILITARY BAD, ISLAM GOOD, SUSIE HAS TWO MOMMIES - BUT WE CAN’T HAVE NATIVITY SCENES.

ON THE TENTH DAY OF WINTER MY TEACHER TAUGHT TO ME, DON’T MENTION GOD, NINTH CIRCUIT GOOD, CRADLE TO GRAVE, NO RIGHT AND WRONG, TOLERANCE OF OTHERS, DIE-VER-SITY!!! MILITARY BAD, ISLAM GOOD, SUSIE HAS TWO MOMMIES - BUT WE CAN’T HAVE NATIVITY SCENES.

ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF WINTER MY TEACHER TAUGHT TO ME, GOTTA SAVE THE PLANET, DON’T MENTION GOD, NINTH CIRCUIT GOOD, CRADLE TO GRAVE, NO RIGHT AND WRONG, TOLERANCE OF OTHERS, DIE-VER-SITY!!! MILITARY BAD, ISLAM GOOD, SUSIE HAS TWO MOMMIES - BUT WE CAN’T HAVE NATIVITY SCENES.

ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF WINTER MY TEACHER TAUGHT TO ME, YOU DON’T NEED A GUN, GOTTA SAVE THE PLANET, DON’T MENTION GOD, NINTH CIRCUIT GOOD, CRADLE TO GRAVE, NO RIGHT AND WRONG, TOLERANCE OF OTHERS, DIE-VER-SITY!!! MILITARY BAD, ISLAM GOOD, SUSIE HAS TWO MOMMIES - BUT WE CAN’T HAVE NATIVITY SCENES!!!

NO WE CAN’T HAVE NATIVITY SCENES!!


TOPICS: Education; Humor; Music/Entertainment; Society
KEYWORDS: homosexuality; islamgood; nativityscene; usmilitarybad; xmas
Hear It Sung: http://www.kxnt.com/audio/12_Days_of_Winter.mp3
1 posted on 12/25/2003 1:27:01 PM PST by Y2Krap
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To: Y2Krap
http://www.kxnt.com/audio/12_Days_of_Winter.mp3
2 posted on 12/25/2003 1:28:08 PM PST by Y2Krap
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To: Y2Krap
VERY GOOD!! (applause)

DG
3 posted on 12/25/2003 3:02:09 PM PST by DoorGunner ( Fool, Liar, Sinner, etc.(Non Hæretico Comburendo))
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To: Y2Krap
Liberalism gone to seed. Excellent! Thanks for posting.
4 posted on 12/25/2003 3:48:53 PM PST by CovenBuster (When they saw the star they rejoiced with exceeding great joy!)
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To: Y2Krap
So true! Thanks and Merry CHRISTmas!
5 posted on 12/25/2003 7:16:59 PM PST by herewego (Got .45?)
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To: Y2Krap; doug from upland; Tabi Katz
Great parody. If even Las Vegas gets this, what's with the REST of the country?

6 posted on 12/26/2003 12:05:41 AM PST by jocon307 (The dems don't get it, the American people do!)
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To: jocon307
Thanks for the ping! I LOVE it! Only one minor correction: there IS right and wrong. Susie's two mommies are right, while Johnny's traditional family is wrong. Promiscuous sex, no-fault divorce and open marriage right, fidelity wrong. Abortion right, adoption wrong. Islam right, Christianity and traditional Judaiism very bad! Diversity and tolerance next to godliness - but you'd better not tolerate Republicans!
7 posted on 12/26/2003 6:48:23 PM PST by Tabi Katz
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To: Y2Krap
"Never publically celebrate the birth of Christ" is what seems to be coming from our courts and school boards. As we continue to sink into the quagmire, America will soon be a sorry assed mess that only the UN will be proud of.
8 posted on 12/27/2003 12:19:57 AM PST by B4Ranch (Wave your flag, don't waive your rights!)
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To: B4Ranch
LOL!!
9 posted on 12/27/2003 6:46:13 AM PST by Jon Geb
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