Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 29th Edition

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Taglinus FreeRepublicus (29th Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc.

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~

Even sheep have their limits.     null and void, 12/01

All indicators show that the human race is selectively breeding itself for stupidity.     Chad Fairbanks, 12/07

Credit where it's due: saveourlicense.com prevented SB60, and the Illegal Alien CDLs... for now.     Sabertooth, 12/07

Dean: "One revolver and a beer hall short of a good Putsch."     visualops, 12/07

Florida Freepers! Go to Fla. chapter forum for important announcements on chapter re-organization!     MinuteGal, 12/07

Got .45?     herewego, 12/07

I did not have typing relations with that keyboard.     will1776, 12/07

I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?     CyberCowboy777, 12/07

I Stand Watch... Because You're Worth It! Operation Noble Eagle!     Old Sarge, 12/07

Journalists don't do math! That's why they are jouralists.     Maigrey, 12/07

My tagline for rent..... $5 per month or 550 posts/replies, whichever comes first.     GeronL, 12/07

News anchors, national bozos on view for all to gaze at with disgust.     suzyq5558, 12/07

Not just your everyday marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia.     Barnacle, 12/07

We have met the enemy and he is us. ~Pogo     Amelia, 12/07

What seest thou, Jeremiah?     185JHP, 12/07

www.firethebcs.com, www.weneedaplayoff.com, www.firemackbrown.com, www.firecarlreese.com     Diddle E. Squat, 12/07

Adolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer just kicked Santa down the chimney.     PJ-Comix, 12/08

DemocRATs - the biggest hate group going...     Libloather, 12/08

Don't Sweat The Petty - Pet The Sweaty.     JonathansMommie, 12/08

Face piles of trials with smiles...it riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave.     Senormechanico, 12/08

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.     b4its2late, 12/08

He who angers you, controls you!     netmilsmom, 12/08

Hey TIME, "No blood for interviews."     At _War_With_Liberals, 12/08

It is better to have loved and lost than to have listened to "Lost In Love" by Air Supply.     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 12/08

Just because you talk slower...doesn't mean your thoughts are any deeper...     TheBigB, 12/08

Laus Deo.     maica, 12/08

Leftist opinions may be free, but I still feel like I'm getting ripped off every time I receive one.     Prime Choice, 12/08

Liberals are as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.     b4its2late, 12/08

Member VRWC- Very Rich (yeah, I wish) White Christians.     will1776, 12/08

My Son Liberated the Honor Roll Students in Iraq.     armymarinemom, 12/08

No communist or french.     Porterville, 12/08

Ok.... NOW you can talk to me about Christmas.     4mycountry, 12/08

Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.     SquirrelKing, 12/08

Out to lunch.     NRA2BFree, 12/08

Socialism enslaves. Free markets liberate.     MayDay72, 12/08

Support Diversity: Hire a Neanderthal.     alancarp, 12/08

The Dems don't get it, the American people do.     jocon307, 12/08

The meek shall inherit the Earth. The Stars belong to the bold.     null and void, 12/08

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. ~Groucho Marx     Steel Wolf, 12/08

We're Wombat Artillery! We go anywhere, dig wherever we want, and we look cute & fuzzy too!     Darksheare, 12/08

Whatever You Do,..... Do Not PING Arthur McGowan.     cmsgop, 12/08

All that, and a bag of chips.     southernnorthcarolina, 12/09

An educated fool, in the end, is still a fool.     AppauledAtAppeasementConservat, 12/09

As society must bear huge medical costs of ones "recreational activities", it must exert influence.     Kay Soze, 12/09

Bush has stolen two things which Democrats believe they own by right: the presidency & the future.     Howlin, 12/09

Cause WE.... GOT.... THE BOMBS. Ooooooo-KAY?!     Flux Capacitor, 12/09

CNN doesn't want you to watch Fox News.. The renegade is now the mainstream.     kingu, 12/09

David Limbaugh never said his brother had a "nose like a vacuum cleaner."     Tribune7, 12/09

Dear Santa......I can explain.......     Conservative4Ever, 12/09

Ever notice that when Howeird Dean talks his upper lip never moves?     NYC GOP Chick, 12/09

GDP grows at over 8%; marxists are leaving the democrat party. Don't let them come here!     MonroeDNA, 12/09

Hillary Clinton is a CLINQUANT without the LINQA.     Lazamataz, 12/09

Homeschool Rocks! Spare your children the misery of the public school system.     day10, 12/09

I am not going to talk about Al Gore's sense of loyalty this morning. ~J. Lieberman     .cnI redruM, 12/09

I believe Tawana! Sharpton for Prez! Slap the Donkey or Spank the Monkey? Your Choice.     sauropod, 12/09

I really DID steal Abbie Hoffman's book..     Baynative, 12/09

I use Macs. I have a computer, not a hobby.     Scannall, 12/09

I'd rather have Big Bizniz than Big Guvmint.     Killborn, 12/09

I'm experiencing a negative reality inversion.     Darksheare, 12/09

I’m still waiting for the mass protests against Al Qaida and Saddam.     metalboy, 12/09

If you wanna run cool, you got to run, on heavy heavy fuel. ~Dire Straits     Dan from Michigan, 12/09

Liberalism is a faux compassion that condescends at best and subjugates at worse.     Helms, 12/09

My dog has fleas, but those Democrat dogs are infested     tapatio, 12/09

Never tell a lie--except for practice. ~M. Twain     Lee Heggy, 12/09

New victim. Check my profile page. Am I a certified troll hunter yet?     will1776, 12/09

Outside the US we say 'Oh, Allah, destroy America'. Inside, we change it. ~Abdurahman Alamoudi, AMC.     Gritty, 12/09

President George W. Bush....most assuredly, MY President!     prairiebreeze, 12/09

Proudly raising Wisconsin racing sheep since 1998......Sheep Darby tripple crown winners fer sure.     blackdog, 12/09

Sacrificing tagline fame for... TRAD ANGLICAN RESOURCE PAGE: http://eala.freeservers.com/anglican.     Eala, 12/09

Tax me, tax me more, it hurts so-o-o good! ~Marcus D. Sade, U.S. Taxpayer.     putupon, 12/09

The Governator is gonna clear a lot of the deadwood in Sacramento!     John123, 12/09

There is nothing Democratic about the Democrat party.     VeniVidiVici, 12/09

We should be more open-minded toward people trying to kill us.     jaz.357, 12/09

When in doubt read the directions.     Scannall, 12/09

www.freerepublic.net www.radiofreerepublic.com...check them out!     Bob J, 12/09

You white rednecks... this is what my momma taught me! ~Nathaniel Jones, Former Cincinnati Resident.     Owl_Eagle, 12/09

All we are saying, is give guns a chance!     IGOTMINE, 12/10

All your ZOT are belong to us.     Jim Robinson, 12/10

America's Enemies foreign and domestic agree: Bush must be destroyed.     justshutupandtakeit, 12/10

Bill raped, Monica swallowed, Hillary totally sucks.     ImProudToBeAnAmerican, 12/10

Difference between a hamster & a gerbil?..there's more dark-meat on a hamster!     Orangedog, 12/10

Dying ain't much of a living boy...     Jimmyclyde, 12/10

Excellence In Posting Since 1999.     AxelPaulsenJr, 12/10

Hate speech is just speech liberals hate.     Map Kernow, 12/10

I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... WITH nail polish.     Tree of Liberty, 12/10

I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain TO EAT VEGETABLES!     Big Mack, 12/10

I do Poetry.     bentfeather, 12/10

I have noted that persons with bad judgment are most insistent that we do what they think best.     Bernard Marx, 12/10

I Love being Politically Incorrect!     The Mayor, 12/10

I only vote Republican to stop the Democrats.     Andy from Beaverton, 12/10

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.     b4its2late, 12/10

I would like at least to know his name.     wtc911, 12/10

I'm not a conservative. I don't seek to conserve, I seek to reform.     jagrmeister, 12/10

Is your Tagline weak, limp and ineffective? Has it hurt your relationship? Try TiAGra today!!!!     GeronL, 12/10

Islam-Founded by Evil, and thriving on death. Just like the modern democrats.     Stopislamnow, 12/10

Just a fly in the ointment. A monkey in the wrench. A pain in the ass.     m1-lightning, 12/10

Keep the Faith - VMI Christmas furlough begins on Dec 19. hang in there son!     Tank-FL, 12/10

Let's take the word "liberal" back from the commies!!     bassmaner, 12/10

Libs, libs, everywhere, but not a brain to pick.     BSunday, 12/10

Meow, pfft, pfft, pfft - hmmmm, claws needed sharpening.     dixie sass, 12/10

Modern "progressive" liberalism is just NAZIism without the "twisted cross".     M1Tanker, 12/10

Mrs. Clinton's heart is rumored to be as big as a Caraway Seed, but I think that is an exaggeration.     yoe, 12/10

Never Forget: www.september-11-videos.com     tscislaw, 12/10

One person CAN change the world, but most of the time, you probably shouldn't.     Lijahsbubbe, 12/10

Police officials view armed citizens like teachers union bosses view homeschoolers.     Beelzebubba, 12/10

Praise God, who heals and forgives. ~ Psalm 103.     evets, 12/10

Procrastinators Unite!... or we could just wait until tomorrow...     will1776, 12/10

Someone you know is alone and sad this holiday season. Find that person and help.     ChemistCat, 12/10

The Bard of Avon Rules, The Duke of Cambridge was a Mincing Quean.     Little Bill, 12/10

The evil that men do lives after them, the good is oft interred with their bones..     Smokin' Joe, 12/10

The liberal tank think is working.     justrepublican, 12/10

They say you are what you eat, so I guess I'm "fresh". Some other folks are "well-preserved".     TaxRelief, 12/10

This is the 1st US election in which a global party (socialists) are trying to win a US election.     At _War_With_Liberals, 12/10

We've been married 47 years and she still doesn't put the toilet seat up for me...     tubebender, 12/10

Who the F is John Kerry?     dubyaismypresident, 12/10

Why can't we hunt liberals for sport?     Big Guy and Rusty 99, 12/10

You should not confuse your career with your life.     Texagirl4W, 12/10

You'll get my GMC when you pry the steering wheel from my cold dead hands.     oyez, 12/10

Believe it or not, we have options beyond SECULAR dogmatism and RELIGIOUS dogmatism.     walford, 12/11

But that's just my opinion. Read it while it's still legal. Republicans piss on the Constitution.     Sir Gawain, 12/11

Dean wouldn't give you a reach around unless he had a razor hidden in his hand.     .cnI redruM, 12/11

He makes pretty children though. ~netmilsmom, on netmilsdad.     4mycountry, 12/11

I won't be satisfied until I am too smart for my own good     apackof2, 12/11

No politician who would put me in jail for criticizing them will ever get my vote. Ever.     dts32041, 12/11

One slogan deep intellectually.     Doctor Raoul, 12/11

Order your Hillary Testicular Lockbox from the EIB Network today.     dubyaismypresident, 12/11

The United States has a system of taxation by confession. ~ Hugo Black, Supreme Court Justice.     smith288, 12/11

This tag line edited by the 9th Circuit Court due to offensive political commentary.     Beck_isright, 12/11

Tonto, I think we're surrounded. ... "What do you mean 'we', White Man?"     HaloStatue, 12/11

What does it say on the bottom of Coke bottles at DU? It says "Open Other End."     Galactic Overlord-In-Chief, 12/11

A little bloodletting and some boar's vomit, and he'll be fine!     KarlInOhio, 12/12

A person is only as big as the dream they dare to live.     FormerACLUmember, 12/12

Apparently, the marketplace of ideas is to be fully open only to defamers, nude dancers... ~ Thomas.     Constitution Day, 12/12

Choose this day Whom you will serve.     Gargantua, 12/12

Close your tag lines.     RightWhale, 12/12

Daytona Beach ~ It's a quaint little drinking town with a fishing problem.     RedBloodedAmerican, 12/12

Do you trust a government that does not trust you with guns?     Hat-Trick, 12/12

For the crimes of Heresy of thought, Heresy of word, and Heresy of deed, this tagline shall burn!     Darksheare, 12/12

I hate you Milkman Dan...     evolved_rage, 12/12

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.     HangThemHigh, 12/12

If it's not a baby, then you're not pregnant.     asformeandformyhouse, 12/12

If you don't have hope, you don't have squat. The hopeless have already lost.     Conspiracy Guy, 12/12

Ingredients include mechanically separated chicken and beef parts.     dware, 12/12

It's hard to see the rainbow through glasses dark as these.     Tax-chick, 12/12

It's time to draw your sword and throw away the scabbard. ~General TJ Jackson.     carton253, 12/12

Light weight and flexible - radiation shielding is solved.     demlosers, 12/12

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukah! Super Solstice! Kwazy Kwanzaa!     Imal, 12/12

Pennsylvanians for Bush! Join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PA4BushCheney/     Tamsey, 12/12

President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.     dixiechick2000, 12/12

RADIOFR :: Hi-Fi FReepin' 24/7 ::: http://www.theotherradionetwork.com/pgs/rfr_schedule.htm     AnnaZ, 12/12

Reading taglines makes you stupid.     SAMWolf, 12/12

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.     netmilsmom, 12/12

Some trust in chariots and some in horses, but we trust in the name of the LORD our God. ~Ps 20:7     truthandlife, 12/12

That we through His poverty might be rich.     Ff--150, 12/12

The Vast, Right-Wing Conspiracy is truly Vast! ~ JohnHuang2     kayak, 12/12

The Wicked Witch of NY is Going Down in Flames!     bray, 12/12

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.     Steel Wolf, 12/12

Think Critically... Act Decisively... Reflect Constantly...     arfan, 12/12

To enter my lane you must use your turn signal!     endthematrix, 12/12

Vote Republican, we're not as bad as the other guys.     Protagoras, 12/12

What are you looking down here for? The message is over. Go AWAY!     Elric@Melnibone, 12/12

What good does it do you to "win" a debate in an insane asylum?     stands2reason, 12/12

Wiskey for my men, beer for my horses.     heckler, 12/12

A six foot man is six feet tall. A six feet man is a six footed freak.     Nakatu X, 12/13

A weapon should be hardy rather than decorative.     big ern, 12/13

Americans want energy INDEPENDENCE* Self-sufficiency looks good on ya!     mahinahoku, 12/13

Ashland, Missouri - ........I am no expert - but I have experience.     rface, 12/13

Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords.     Quix, 12/13

Christmas isn't always a happy time. We must remember to be gentle with each other.     prairiebreeze, 12/13

Clinton's Penis Endorses Dean: Beware the Dean Mujahideen.     optimistically_conservative, 12/13

Curly, if you say it’s a fine morning, I'll shoot you. ~John Wayne, 'McLintock, 1963'     hardhead, 12/13

Dear Mr. Claus, Sadly Donner wasn't wearing a orange vest when he walked under my bow stand......     Harmless Teddy Bear, 12/13

Every time a celebrity complains......a Freeper gets their wings!!!     BossLady, 12/13

FR moderators are the best.     dubyaismypresident, 12/13

I bid you stand, Men of the West. ~Lord of the Rings, Return of the King.     DarthMaulrulesok, 12/13

I don't hear voices. I AM the voices...     Chad Fairbanks, 12/13

I follow a New Age Guru . . . from 2000 years ago.     mamaduck, 12/13

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door!     ladyinred, 12/13

If you can keep your head while everyone around you loses theirs, you'll be taller than they are.     Vermonter, 12/13

New Howard Dean campaign slogan: "I was endorsed by a Loser and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt."     Neets, 12/13

Not a hater, just smart enough to know when I saw evil..     TAP ONLINE, 12/13

REAL men aren't Liberals.     Balding_Eagle, 12/13

Remain calm...all is well! [/sarcasm]     Orangedog, 12/13

Retired Army and Proud of It!     xzins, 12/13

Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed. ~RAH     dts32041, 12/13

Tell your momma and your poppa, sometimes good guys don't wear white. ~The Standells.     lavrenti, 12/13

To sweep, perchance to clean... Aye, there's the scrub.     Junior, 12/13

Where did all these Useful Idiots come from?     capydick, 12/13

With an Iron Fist, We Will Lead Humanity to Happiness. ~Translation of sign at Solovki Gulag.     Lazamataz, 12/13

You are not sheeple. Refuse to be clipped.     LibKill, 12/13

A poem, by Lazamataz: "What do we do with Saddam, Now that we gottim?"     Lazamataz, 12/14

A speeding ticket is nothing more than an ad-hoc tax bill!     petro45acp, 12/14

Al Dean and Howard Gore, separated at birth.     OpusatFR, 12/14

Anyone want some more soup?     HairOfTheDog, 12/14

Army vet, Army dad.     cookcounty, 12/14

BUSH/CHENEY '04 *A Cherished Constitutional right - the right to vote and have it counted - once.     malia, 12/14

Conservative Party of Canada: A truly progressive alliance!     Loyalist, 12/14

Dead terrorists=healthy soil=healthy trees=good tree root system=addressing the "root causes."     Our man in washington, 12/14

Don’t mistake my defensive response for commitment.     TankerKC, 12/14

Excuse me while I take a DUmp.     clintonh8r, 12/14

fa la la la la la la la la fa la la la la la la < breathe!!! > fa la la la la la la la la fa la la!!     kimmie7, 12/14

FREE REPUBLIC - Fighting to win within the Arena of the War of Ideas! So get in the fight!     Salem, 12/14

Free Republic - the Truth Shall Make You Fret.     Jonah Hex, 12/14

FReepers of a feather flock together...isn't life great?     Libertina, 12/14

Give us your tired, your poor, your terrorists. Our taxpayers still have a few pennies left!     Spanaway Lori, 12/14

Hillary is Really Angry Now: BUSH **IS** The MAN!!!!!!     Joy Angela, 12/14

How can I use the bathroom when my people are in bondage? ~Saddam Hussein In Tirkrit.     Chad Fairbanks, 12/14

If Iraq came across the Jordan River I'd grab a rifle and get in the trench and fight and die. ~x42.     SJackson, 12/14

If the world ended today, what would the headline be tomorrow?     will1776, 12/14

Kalifornia...... Fires, Floods, Earthquakes, and Illegal Aliens.     Duramaximus, 12/14

Me fail english, that's unpossible.     feedback doctor, 12/14

My cat hates static electricity....     HP8753, 12/14

Politician - Lawyer - Journalist.... when you lie for a living.     Lexington Green, 12/14

Prayer is the first line of defense.     Genesis defender, 12/14

Schumer's unhappy federal judges have lifetime positions, so he should work to amend that.     syriacus, 12/14

Seen any quagmires lately?     Delta 21, 12/14

Shoot me if you ever see me on a Kobe Bryant, Michael Jackson or Scott Peterson thread.     Guillermo, 12/14

Sic Semper Tyrannis - "Thus Ever to Tyrants" (12-14-03, Saddam Hussein al-Tikriti captured)     Ex-Dem, 12/14

Tagline Loading - please wait.     LearnsFromMistakes, 12/14

Tal, no song means anything without someone else...     TalBlack, 12/14

Two Wrongs don't make a right- they make the Democratic Ticket for 2004!     visualops, 12/14

An erection is not personal growth.     Lee Heggy, 12/15

Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?     SAMWolf, 12/15

Can you hear the carpenters, Saddam? They're building a gallows.     Petronski, 12/15

Dean has a maniacal smile because he is secretly wearing ladies underwear!!     CWW, 12/15

Free Republic - $30/month. Broadband - $45/month. Seeing the DemonRATS out of issues - priceless.     steveegg, 12/15

I don't believe anything a Democrat says. Bill Clinton set the standard!     CROSSHIGHWAYMAN, 12/15

Instant gratification still ain't fast enough.     jwh_Denver, 12/15

John Kerry: Al Gore without the charm. ~Andrew Sullivan     annyokie, 12/15

My baloney has a first name, it's h o m e r, my baloney has a second name it's h o m e r .......     Stars N Stripes, 12/15

Nobody's indoctrinating MY children ... except me!     Tax-chick, 12/15

Perhaps I shouldn't use the words overblown and Clinton in the same sentence.     .cnI redruM, 12/15

President Bush sends his regards.     Buggman, 12/15

Some day you will find me, caught beneath the landslide.     campaign supernova, 12/15

That's a waste of a perfectly good white boy.     discostu, 12/15

The bones in the mass graves salute you, Avenger of the Bones. ~Iraqi blogger to President Bush.     Constitution Day, 12/15

THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION: ONE LONG ELECTION-EVE STUNT.     ChemistCat, 12/15

The seminar on time travel will be held the day before yesterday.     leadpencil1, 12/15

This is my tagline, this is my gun, this is for writing, this is for fun.     copycat, 12/15

When I spell clinton with lower case "c", the FR spell check shouldn't try to correct it.     Gumption, 12/15

You can't see where we're going when you don't look where we've been.     Avoiding_Sulla, 12/15

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.     onyx, 12/15

A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish man’s heart directs him toward the left.     American in Israel, 12/16

America. Doing what's right for the world, again and again.     NetValue, 12/16

CHRISTMAS! Jesus is the Reason for the Season. Say it Loud, I'm Christian and Proud!!!     johnb838, 12/16

Clues for sale, 20 % off through Christmas. Don't be clueless, buy yours today.     Conspiracy Guy, 12/16

Don't avoid. Read Joe Guzzardi.     4.1O dana super trac pak, 12/16

Everyone is somebody elses weirdo.     Johnny Gage, 12/16

Gore as Sec'ty of Interior in Dean's administration? Algor needs a job.     1Old Pro, 12/16

Grant Terri Schindler Schiavo's wish: DIVORCE from Michael!     tuckrdout, 12/16

Haterade: The official drink of the Democratic Party.     mykdsmom, 12/16

Hope to see many of you at the NY Holiday party on 12/28.     alisasny, 12/16

I find it very interesting that when the heat got on, you dug yourself a hole and you crawled in it.     OXENinFLA, 12/16

If God could Vote, he would vote with the Right wing conspiracy.     The Mayor, 12/16

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.     b4its2late, 12/16

It is seldom that any liberty is lost all at once.     R. Scott, 12/16

It takes a tagline.     Charles Henrickson, 12/16

It'll ooze a bit, 'eads do, ya know.     beelzepug, 12/16

Let's roll! ........................................................ "We got him!"     wizardoz, 12/16

Never trust a RAT with anything. ~Angelwood.     Jimmy Valentine's brother, 12/16

Oh boy, I can't wait to eat that monkey! ~Abe Simpson.     Future Snake Eater, 12/16

Rejoice in the love God has shown by sending His Son to live among us and in our hearts.     prairiebreeze, 12/16

Saddam's next physical: The electric enema followed by a minor bit of squeezing and shredding.     Darksheare, 12/16

Saddam-Who's your Bagh-Daddy now?     Eagle Eye, 12/16

The French have always been in a state of surrender!     Major_Risktaker, 12/16

When a man decides to do something everyday, that's about when he stops doing it.     man of Yosemite, 12/16

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?     MrConfettiMan, 12/16

82nd ABN Gulf war vet.     MizzouTigerRepublican, 12/17

All you have to do, is decide what to do with the time that's given you.     BSunday, 12/17

All your ruthless tyrants are belong to us.     will1776, 12/17

America .. the LIGHT of the World.     CyberAnt, 12/17

By any means necessary. - Black Panthers, Chomsky, Clintonista's, the Democrats.     Michael.SF., 12/17

Come along chihuahua, I want to hear you say yo quiero taco bell. ~Nolu Chan, 28 Jul 2003.     4ConservativeJustices, 12/17

Every time a liberal speaks an angel is shackled in chains.     Porterville, 12/17

For Sale: One computer hardly used. One bullet hole in screen.     in the Arena, 12/17

Goals for 2004: Re-elect President Bush, over 60 Republicans in the Senate, and a Republican House.     Momaw Nadon, 12/17

Happy Iraqi Independence Day!!!!     TheSpottedOwl, 12/17

Hating Democrats doesn't make you a conservative.     Protagoras, 12/17

History's greatest agent for democracy: The US Armed Forces.     Pharmboy, 12/17

Holder of an M.A. degree in The Obvious.     martin_fierro, 12/17

Howard Dean for Ambassador to the Soviet Union and Baathist Iraq!     Boss_Jim_Gettys, 12/17

I beat the crap out of a DUer and stole this tagline.     will1776, 12/17

I'm trying to be 'Mr Nice Guy', but FR’s flying monkey squad brings out the Rickenbacker in me.     tpaine, 12/17

It is as it was. ~Pope John Paul II on "The Passion".     sandyeggo, 12/17

Liberals are safe...Lobotomies only work on people who have brains...     el_texicano, 12/17

LOL = Liberals Obey Lucifer !!!     GeekDejure, 12/17

My Tag Skies to Gotham & Con-Fabs With Net Prexies.     Deb, 12/17

President Bush is responsibile for cellulite...     CWOJackson, 12/17

Saddam is in our hearts! Saddam is in our hearts! .... Saddam is in our jail!     IncPen, 12/17

Saddam is out of the hole and into the quagmire!     GeronL, 12/17

Saddam looked like he could use a "Baath Party".     Tijeras_Slim, 12/17

Thou shalt not revile the gods, nor curse the ruler of thy people. ~Exodus 22: 28 .     Naspino, 12/17

Today Saddam is in jail ... and the Democrats are sad.     Buell_X1-1200, 12/17

Use a fruitcake, go to jail...     Mjaye, 12/17

What am I rebelling against? Well, what do ya got?     Chad Fairbanks, 12/17

Where do Forest Rangers go to "get away from it all?"     Johnny Gage, 12/17

With freedom of religion and speech now abridged, it is time to go after the press.     King Black Robe, 12/17

Worry not. I'm fluent in 75 dialects of Typo.     ChemistCat, 12/17

12/14/03 - - Hello liberal friends! Care to eat some delicious CROW today? Mwahahaha!!     4mycountry, 12/18

A liberal is someone who won't take his own side in a dispute. ~Robert Frost.     Map Kernow, 12/18

Bud Light salutes Real Men of Genius: Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer...     mhking, 12/18

De Oppresso Liber! The Tyrant is captured!     GOPyouth, 12/18

Defeat the terrorists... Vaccinate!     bonesmccoy, 12/18

Everytime that video clip of Sadaam plays on TV it "bitch slaps" a democrat somewhere.     Holly_P, 12/18

For crying out loud, George, veto SOMETHING!     LTCJ, 12/18

Get ready for March 20, 2004 folks. cANSWER commies are regrouping for another assault on DC!     tgslTakoma, 12/18

Hillary is a TRAITOR !!: http://Richard.Meek.home.comcast.net/HitlerTraitor6.JPG     MeeknMing, 12/18

I bump therefore I am.     Valin, 12/18

I may have been born, poor white trash, but Fancy is my name.     big ern, 12/18

Jailer: Yes, Saddam the Noriega Suite is available..........     BossLady, 12/18

Jesus Wept. ~ John 11:35     fish hawk, 12/18

John Kerry f     ed up my tagline.     danneskjold, 12/18

Joined the Constitution Party on 12/9/03 and it feels soooo goooood.     Veracruz, 12/18

Leave the gun..take the cannolis.     Don Corleone, 12/18

Mental patients and attempted Presidential assasins for Dean!!     Rome2000, 12/18

Noöne has the right not to be offended. ~John Cleese.     Oztrich Boy, 12/18

Profanity free since 2003-12-17 20:41:45.     BeerSwillr, 12/18

Saddam has been brought to justice in my name. How about yours?     MattAMiller, 12/18

Saddam Hussein was only 537 Florida votes away from still being in power.     PJ-Comix, 12/18

Scientific reasoning makes it easier to support gross immorality.     ArGee, 12/18

Some Thorazine for Mean Howard Dean.     Free ThinkerNY, 12/18

Stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and having to use the self-service pumps.     snopercod, 12/18

Support how-odd? in the primaries, get us 4 more senate seats! hilarity clinocchio will never run.     jmaroneps37, 12/18

Support your local medical examiner: die strangely!     SAMWolf, 12/18

Tagline Schmagline...just a drag on my line.     Landru, 12/18

The RAT Race is still run by that Raping Rhodes Scholar.     DaBroasta, 12/18

To Serve Man ... IT'S A COOKBOOK!     Drango, 12/18

We're going to have the happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny F'n Kay.     smith288, 12/18

America - Welcome to Sodom & Gomorrah West.     searchandrecovery, 12/19

Belief in your own objectivity is the essence of subjectivity.     conservatism_IS_compassion, 12/19

Beware, there are some crazy people around here !!! And I could be one of them !!     Peace will be here soon, 12/19

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. ~M. Twain     leadpencil1, 12/19

Dean's got a mind like a steel trap - rusty and stuck closed.     petuniasevan, 12/19

Deck us all with Boston Charlie.     Flux Capacitor, 12/19

Do it your way - just don't come crying to me when it doesn't work!     TheBattman, 12/19

Drivel, tedious, trivial drivel, I tell you...     mlmr, 12/19

Howard Dean is incontrovertible proof that God is on Bush's side in the 2004 election. ~Dick Morris.     GraniteStateConservative, 12/19

http://www.howard-dean-sucks.com     ChadGore, 12/19

I'm going home, and I'm taking my ball with me.     BykrBayb, 12/19

If you're going to shoot, shoot, don't talk. ~Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez.     Redcoat LI, 12/19

Karmic hugs welcomed!     Republican Red, 12/19

Let he who would be free strike the first blow.     Hollywoodghost, 12/19

Liberals tend to worry about right and left and leave the right and wrong for others to sort out.     geedee, 12/19

Madeline Halfbright claims we have OBL on ice ready for display before election??!     1Old Pro, 12/19

McGovern lost in 72 - and launched the left's takover of the Dem party.     narby, 12/19

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.     MarkeyD, 12/19

My Marine is HOME!     M0sby, 12/19

No words were harmed during the production of this tagline.     Conspiracy Guy, 12/19

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ~Groucho Marx.     ValerieUSA, 12/19

Posted by Sarcasto-Tron [c] 2001. All rights reserved.     Lazamataz, 12/19

Saying nothing impotant since 1998.     steveo, 12/19

Stephen Hawking sings his all-time Christmas favorites . . . buy your copy today . . .     CounterCounterCulture, 12/19

Unrestricted - 780 HP out of a 351. Santa, can I have one - please?     LasVegasMac, 12/19

WITHOUT DOUBLE STANDARDS, LIBERALS WOULDN'T HAVE ANY !     MJY1288, 12/19

You know how those liberals are. Two's Company but three is a fundraiser.     ConservativeMan55, 12/19

You know that KoolAid the RATs are drinking? Well, I'm the guy who's pissing in it.     clintonh8r, 12/19

A chicken by any other name still tastes like chicken.     EuroFrog, 12/20

A man's happiness lies in his ability to develop a taste for grey hair and wrinkles.     JusPasenThru, 12/20

And I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin on the mountainside.     lugsoul, 12/20

And second prize goes to Kenny, for his Edward James Olmos impersonation!     ABG(anybody but Gore), 12/20

Be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only. ~James 1:22     MNLDS, 12/20

Borders? We don' need no steenkin' borders! ~Presidente Jorge Dubya del Rino Arbusto.     putupon, 12/20

Economy’s up, democrats down, we found Saddam in a hole in the ground...     NewLand, 12/20

Facts are meaningless! You can use facts to prove anything thats even REMOTELY true! ~H. Simpson.     jude24, 12/20

Freedom isn't Free - Support those who ensure it!     SwinneySwitch, 12/20

Freedom needs a soldier...     Northern Yankee, 12/20

Get real, Control-Everybody-But-Yourselves freaks!     Jaysun, 12/20

God Bless America.......Again!     duckbutt, 12/20

God is Pro-Life & Straight & gave us an innate predisposition for protection and self preservation.     Coleus, 12/20

I wanted to put a "Run! Hillary, Run!" bumper sticker on my car, but it'd cover my headlights.     Darksheare, 12/20

If we stop voting, will they go away?     mirkwood, 12/20

If you think health care is expensive now, wait 'til it's free. ~P.J.O'Rourke.     Baynative, 12/20

Ignorance of the law is no excuse, ignorance of your rights can be fatal.     Pontiac, 12/20

In light of recent events, there is good news for Democrats -they could save $ by switching to Geico.     Keith in Iowa, 12/20

Insted of using the new spel checkr, I'll just tpye as usal.     CedarDave, 12/20

It's in your home state...it's outside your front door...and it's going to eat YOU up!     mhking, 12/20

It's not a blanket amnesty, it's amnistia del serape!     the gillman@blacklagoon.com, 12/20

Little Timmy was a chemist, little Timmy is no more. Cause what Timmy thought was H2O, was H2SO4.     AntiKev, 12/20

Lubya Dubya     Kath, 12/20

More Wolfowitz, Less Lugar.     seamole, 12/20

My parents and greatgrandparents were Democrats. My children are Republicans.     Savage Beast, 12/20

Now where did I put that nitwit filter?     petuniasevan, 12/20

Prancer II: Pass the Mashed Potatoes and Gravy. - Delicious! A Holiday Movie for the whole family!     Harmless Teddy Bear, 12/20

Prayer WILL work!!     trussell, 12/20

Saddam supported Terrorists. Al Qaeda are Terrorists. I can't find the link.     Joe_October, 12/20

Some things have to be believed to be seen.     lonevoice, 12/20

Submitting approval for the CAIR COROLLARY to GODWIN'S LAW.     Pan_Yans Wife, 12/20

The gophers of vengeance are upon you!     Darksheare, 12/20

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.     b4its2late, 12/20

The nine dwarfs never looked dwarfer, - but I'm not gloating. ~ JohnHuang2     G.Mason, 12/20

The only thing found in the middle of the road are yellow streaks and roadkill.     dubyaismypresident, 12/20

The power of prayer is miraculous. Please remember those in need..pray for our brave military.     STARWISE, 12/20

The world is full of bastards - the number ever increasing the further one gets from Missoula, MT.     gatorgriz, 12/20

Two Words: TERM LIMITS.     Humidston, 12/20

We need "Anti-Viagra" for local Governments, or Free Ammo!     TexasTransplant, 12/20

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.     JackRyanCIA, 12/20

Who's waiting for the return of her beloved Farscape!     Kieri, 12/20

You shouldn't treat people like objects. They aren't that valuable. ~P.J. O'Rourke.     general_re, 12/20

"C" 1/5 1st Mar. Div. U.S.M.C. Viet Nam 69&70 Semper Fi! MERRY CHRISTMAS!     kellynla, 12/21

A nation of sheep will eventually beget a government of wolves !     ATOMIC_PUNK, 12/21

Can you say President Hillary - Pig in a Pantsuit? Me Neither!!!!     buffyt, 12/21

Howard Dean doesn't have a leg to stand on.... because he has BOTH FEET in his MOUTH!     buffyt, 12/21

Howard Dean is the Joker's insane twin brother.     GulliverSwift, 12/21

If everyone knew everything about everyone, no one would have anything to do with anyone.     Skooz, 12/21

If I had a dollar for every time I had 60 cents, I would be in Canada.     honeygrl, 12/21

Monterey County Film Commission Screenwriting Contest /ATTN:FR writers/FReepmail me.     veronica, 12/21

Shall I call you a whaaaaambulance?     Guillermo, 12/21

arabed - verb: lower in esteem; hurt the pride of [syn: mortify, chagrin, humble, abase, humiliate]     Jeff Gordon, 12/22

Are you a patriot? Take this quiz to find out! http://www.markfiore.com/animation/areyou.html.     mansion, 12/22

Dean, a constant critic of the war now left looking like a monkey whose organ grinder had run away.     Hillary's Lovely Legs, 12/22

GW is driving every rat in America into a deeper insanity, 24/7/365!     Grampa Dave, 12/22

Have YOU been spanked by Sarcasto-tron today?     Bloody Sam Roberts, 12/22

He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.     Indrid Cold, 12/22

Is it just me, or is Kwanzaa becoming way too commercialized? ~Ann Coulter.     lowbridge, 12/22

Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!     NYC GOP Chick, 12/22

Merry Christmas! Where's my present?     PeteFromMontana, 12/22

My dog ate my original Tag Line, all I now have available is this lowly substitute Tag Line.     Radix, 12/22

pssst Hey Kid, wanna be a Rocket Scientist?     Professional Engineer, 12/22

Thanks go out to our military for a job well done!! God bless them all. God Bless America!     JustAmy, 12/22

The Original One Man Crusading Jingoist Imperialist Capitalist Running Dog Paper Tiger himself.     Steel Wolf, 12/22

Those who do not accept peaceful change make a violent bloody revolution inevitable.     Leatherneck_MT, 12/22

Americans are a spiritual people. We're happy to help members of al Qaeda meet God.     Prime Choice, 12/23

Bill Owens 2008     Pubbie, 12/23

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Re-elect G.W.Bush.     MS.BEHAVIN, 12/23

Happily repopulating the midwest since 1991!     Marie Antoinette, 12/23

Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.     exile, 12/23

Howard Dean...In your guts, you know he's nuts.     socal_parrot, 12/23

I brake for taglines.     Charles Henrickson, 12/23

I don't know, maybe I'm just too sensitive.     Dan Evans, 12/23

I will do whatever the Americans want because I saw what happened in Iraq, and I was afraid. ~Moammar Gadhafi.     thoughtomator, 12/23

I'm hooked on phonics but smoking it is not so easy.     blackdog, 12/23

If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities. ~Voltaire     hillsborofox, 12/23

Liberals are still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy.     concerned about politics, 12/23

Low-rider jeans over size 8 should be outlawed.     Explorer89, 12/23

Some people say that Life is the thing, but I prefer reading.     Tax-chick, 12/23

There's no such thing as idiot-proof, only idiot-resistant. The ingenuity of idiots knows no bounds.     gridlock, 12/23

What the heck! It’s 2003 !! Where’s my jetsons car!!! (and yes democrats still cause cancer)     MetalHeadConservative35, 12/24

Beauty fades, but STUPIDITY is forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     isatoi, 12/24

Let your keyboard do the walking.     DeepDish, 12/24

Let's turn the 'chatter' into 'splatter'!     Snowy, 12/24

Nobody speaks English, and everything's broken...     WI Conservative 4 Bush, 12/24

The ultimate paradigm of government is the public restroom.     Doohickey, 12/24

There are people in power who are truly stupid.     Carry_Okie, 12/24

We are now at Code Ernie - stock up on barbecue, beer, duct tape, ammo, batteries.     Sender, 12/24

You don't need to know where you're going if you let God do the leading.     The Mayor, 12/24

Merry Christmas to All, to All a Good Freep, and God Bless Our Brave Troops and Their Families.     Santa Claus (North Pole Freeper), 12/24

[Soaring Feather]

Hi snippy!!

Well here I am back home and at my little iMAC!
Been a good day!
Thanks for the little flag icon!

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

[Skooz]

Many thanks!

Merry Christmas!

[BykrBayb]

Thank you jigsaw. I am so honored to be listed among such a great crowd. I'm not worthy!

After seeing another good tagline I've decided to change mine. 12/21/2003 1:29:55 PM EST by Gritty ("If you don't let Liberals win every game, they walk off with the football"-Ann Coulter)

I was going to use Where are we going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?, but then I saw somebody else has that.

[Old Sarge]

Thank You once again, and the Holiday Wishes backatcha!

SARGE

[clintonh8r]

Thanks, jigsaw, and Merry Christmas to FR's own tagline historian and cataloger!

[jigsaw]

You're welcome and thanks for keeping the RAT's KoolAid fresh and warm! LOL!

[Salvation]

Quite a collection there!

[armymarinemom]

Thanks and Merry Christmas!

[snippy_about_it]

You're welcome feather. I'm just about ready to turn in.

[Tamzee]

Thank you again for the wonderful collection... a fun and educational read every time :-)

Have the Merriest Christmas!

[Maigrey]

You gave me hours of reading pleasure. Thank You!

[Tamzee]

Saddam Hussein was only 537 Florida votes away from still being in power.

Ouch...what a scary thought!

[Professional Engineer]

First, I'd like to thank...

[Professional Engineer]

darksheare (x6 WOW!!)

Think of all the inspiration he's got up there in NY.

[Coleus]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!


BLESSED CHRISTMAS

 

 

[Professional Engineer]

Smooch ping

[Choose Ye This Day]

MERRY, MERRY Christmas over there! Thank you for all you do!!! Be safe!

[clintonh8r]

Yeah...RATs like a nice frothy head on their KoolAid!!

[Chad Fairbanks]