[shotgun]

My worthless EX- father-in-law is the culprit here. Then the next year he gave me an emergency road side flare kit. To add insult to injury, he tried to justify it by saying what a great gift it was and that I would love it!!!

I yelled at him right in the living room that I hoped I would never have to used the D*&# thing...what a friggin idiot he was...

[husky ed]

My Ex-InLaw's gave me a subscription to Playboy for the first Christmas.
Wait, that was very useful as it turned out.

Okay for one Christmas they bought me a Cabbage-Patch-Doll.
I'm 30 freak-in year's old and these fools give me a doll. The last time I played with a doll was when I was 6 and decided to give one of my sister's dolls and hair cut.
The thing ended up looking worst then Buckwheat.

So I play all happy and crap and open the the box up and read the stupid Birth Certificate that used to come with it. The things name was "Edwina".
I dang near freaked out.

My name is Edward. I boxed it back up, and have never seen it since.

That was 1986. I think the EX still has it.

EDWARD

[jjm2111]

The ex father in law being the father of your wife in your homepage? Me confused.

[bootless]

My worthless EX- father-in-law is the culprit here. Then the next year he gave me an emergency road side flare kit. To add insult to injury, he tried to justify it by saying what a great gift it was and that I would love it!!!

OMG. I got one of those from a boyfriend (we'd been going out for two years, too!). I got him a nice sweater and some other stuff. And I got a road service kit. Swell. I tried my best to look pleased and gracious. Don't know if I succeeded.