[Liz]

That beautiful soliloquy is entitled "One Solitary Life" and was adapted from a sermon by Dr James Allan Francis in “The Real Jesus and Other Sermons” © 1926 by the Judson Press of Philadelphia (pp 123-124 titled “Arise Sir Knight!”).

[Mudboy Slim]

I have it on CD with Johnny Cash doing the recitation over "Joy to the World" in the background...

"Willie the Red-Necked Traitor"
(To be sung to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

Willie the red-necked traitor...
Had a big ol' bulbous nose,
Snorted Coke like a vacuum,
Stuck it up his Intern Ho's.
All of the Noble FReepers,
Used to laugh and call Slick names.
We never let Left's Poltroons,
Fergit Slick's a Treas'nous Shame.

Then one snowy Justice Eve...
FReepers came to sing:
"Willie and yer Leftist Blight,
Shan't "MOVE ON" becuz We're Right!!"
Folks, DemRAT Lib'rals loved Slick,
But Right routed them fer FRee:
"Willie the Red-Necked Traitor...
You'll die in a Fed'ral Penitentiary!!!"

FReegards...MUD