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I have it on CD with Johnny Cash doing the recitation over "Joy to the World" in the background...

"Willie the Red-Necked Traitor"
(To be sung to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

Willie the red-necked traitor...
Had a big ol' bulbous nose,
Snorted Coke like a vacuum,
Stuck it up his Intern Ho's.
All of the Noble FReepers,
Used to laugh and call Slick names.
We never let Left's Poltroons,
Fergit Slick's a Treas'nous Shame.

Then one snowy Justice Eve...
FReepers came to sing:
"Willie and yer Leftist Blight,
Shan't "MOVE ON" becuz We're Right!!"
Folks, DemRAT Lib'rals loved Slick,
But Right routed them fer FRee:
"Willie the Red-Necked Traitor...
You'll die in a Fed'ral Penitentiary!!!"

FReegards...MUD