NON PRECIPITATION STATEMENT - Earth Has Left Its Orbit and Is Hurtling Towards the Sun (NWS)

National Weather Service ^ | December 17, 2003 | Heinlein!

[battlegearboat]

sirens are going off!

wait one....it's only noon here.

[COUNTrecount]

In a statement from Montpelier, Vermont, Democratic front runner Howard "The Doctor is In" Dean , sputters "See, I told you that America is not safer becauce we captured Saddam."

[Trampled by Lambs]

I'm so glad. It was 33 degrees when I left for work this morning.. Brrrrrr!

[Aeronaut]

I can't believe I get this one.

Tom D'Aschole is deeply saddened.

[bootless]

Oh, that's funny. I saved it to my HD.

Of course, it's Bush's fault.

[OSHA]

I would like to take advantage of my FIRST ever posting to Free Republic to swear that I also see two pancakes on the bunny's head!

[dixie sass]

I guess that explains the 45 degree weather and high winds and anticipation of 27 degrees tonight.

[NautiNurse]

Welcome to Free Republic!

May all of your observations be as keen as the bunny with a couple of flapjacks on its head. Frankly, I am relieved they aren't dripping with maple syrup and butter.

[OSHA]

Thanks for the welcome. (I take great pride in my awesome power to spot the obvious irrelevances) I wonder if the sudden proximity to the sun has made it hot enough to actually cook pancakes on a bunny's head or is this a protective measure taken by the bunny?

HMMMM.....Has PETA been notified?

[No Blue States]

"Spotter Activation is not anticipated"

LOL!

But that could change in conditions deteriorate. stay tuned.

Welcome to Free Republic OSHA. :)

[Pippin]

Well, That spoils my day!

[Professional Engineer]

Looks more like a guniea pig than a bunny. LOL

[slowry]

...HAS LEFT ITS ORBIT AND IS HURLING TOWARD THE SUN.

"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

What did Bush know? And when did he know it?

[princess leah]

Funny, I often feel like hurling towards the sun whenever Hillary is seen on TV!

[inyurhed]

Better to be hurled toward the Sun, than have 4 years of "President Dean".....How do you think Dean will spin this one to make it Bush's fault?
(and yes......definitely 2 pancakes....lol)

[OSHA]

Pish Tosh! Who ever heard of a guinea pig with pancakes on his/her (PC) head. One thinks a PE would know better. ;^)