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Kitty Caption XXXII – Interrogation Techniques – (Humor/Meow Alerts)
15 December 2003 | PetroniDE

Posted on 12/15/2003 2:21:38 AM PST by PetroniDE

I have some explaining to do people. There was no kitty thread last week. I was sick with the flu most of last week so decided to give the kitty thread the week off. Sorry about the mix-up last week.

The big news over the weekend was obvious. Saddam Hussein has been captured. Time to rejoice and celebrate for the moment. While there are other facets of the war on terror yet to complete (location of WMD and OBL among them) the capture of Saddam represents a big milestone victory for the “coalition of the willing”.

Regarding the interrogation of Saddam Hussein, our cats have a few ideas.

Mr. Spock’s Vulcan Neck Grip Technique

Talk Saddam, or we put your “manhood” in a “lock box”

Remember Noriega? We’ll play Barry Manilow songs until you start talking

Finally, we’ll make your wear funny outfits and put you on television



TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; catlist; dulcinea; humor; kitty; meow
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To: sciencediet
Some cats are just hair-suckers. A friend of mine had one like that - that cat loved to suck and chew hair!
41 posted on 12/15/2003 11:55:07 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan (where is Count Petofi when we need him most?)
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To: PetroniDE
Free Republic needs a cat mascot.

I have an idea about putting a cat in Bug's Troll cartoon. Stay tuned.

42 posted on 12/15/2003 11:55:49 AM PST by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
This on want to suck some hair.


43 posted on 12/15/2003 11:59:50 AM PST by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: sciencediet
LOL! Mighty hunter!
44 posted on 12/15/2003 12:02:03 PM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan (where is Count Petofi when we need him most?)
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To: sciencediet
My gray girl Fidget loves to pad at my hair and hug me. It's pretty bizarre now that she is so big.

We have 3 here and 3 at home...
45 posted on 12/15/2003 12:20:17 PM PST by abner (In search of a witty tag line... found it! http://www.intelmemo.com < go there or be square!)
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To: PetroniDE
Meet Troll Cat.


46 posted on 12/15/2003 12:44:25 PM PST by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: sciencediet
Free Republic needs a cat mascot.

They are called the Viking Kittens.

47 posted on 12/15/2003 1:20:21 PM PST by NautiNurse (Everyone is born right handed. Only the exceptionally gifted overcome it.)
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To: NautiNurse


48 posted on 12/15/2003 1:26:34 PM PST by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: NautiNurse
Like this?


49 posted on 12/15/2003 1:32:55 PM PST by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: sciencediet
I love that picture.
50 posted on 12/15/2003 1:47:39 PM PST by abner (In search of a witty tag line... found it! http://www.intelmemo.com < go there or be square!)
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To: msdrby; Overtaxed; RosieCotton
kitty ping
51 posted on 12/15/2003 2:15:13 PM PST by Professional Engineer (...I'm not dead yet... I'm getting better. /Python)
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To: abner
Adorable shots of your little Trouble! There's nothing cuter than a new kitten... definitely Viking Kittie material!
52 posted on 12/15/2003 4:03:41 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Born in California 1958 - Fled to Washington 2002)
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To: abner
Last night he was licking my hair. Why? I don't have any idea.

My dearly departed P Bear used to sit on my pillow and groom my head. I think it was her way of showing me love and affection...or she was checking me for cooties... or both!

53 posted on 12/15/2003 4:06:14 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Born in California 1958 - Fled to Washington 2002)
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To: abner
Last night he was licking my hair. Why? I don't have any idea.

My male kitties grab a mouthful of hair and pull on it, while burying their paws in the rest of my hair. I think it's a way of showing me their love (they're fixed, but...) Maybe your boy is starting to, um, show his affection.

54 posted on 12/15/2003 7:24:49 PM PST by exDemMom (I just joined the Army. Wow.)
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To: exDemMom
I don't think it is that. He is only 7 weeks old.
Also my gray spade female does something similar without eating or licking my hair. I'm going to say that it is their way of showing affection to their favorite person. Yea, that's it!
55 posted on 12/15/2003 7:38:20 PM PST by abner (In search of a witty tag line... found it! http://www.intelmemo.com < go there or be square!)
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To: abner
Sam use to groom my hair. He was never satisfied with the style. I think he was a hairdresser in another life!
56 posted on 12/15/2003 8:03:35 PM PST by dixie sass (Meow, pfft, pfft, pfft - (hmmmm, claws needed sharpening))
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To: dixie sass; diotima; NautiNurse
Dixie, I just took a couple more photos of my little orange Trouble... His name fits him more and more every day. Go to the Trouble page for new photos There are new photos on the top of the page and a few on the bottom.
57 posted on 12/15/2003 8:19:36 PM PST by abner (In search of a witty tag line... found it! http://www.intelmemo.com < go there or be square!)
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To: abner
Trouble's big round eyes are fascinating! That, and the orange eyebrow markings make him look like he's in a constant state of surprise. What a cutie!
58 posted on 12/15/2003 8:28:54 PM PST by NautiNurse (Everyone is born right handed. Only the exceptionally gifted overcome it.)
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To: NautiNurse
Constant state of surprise... Yes, that would be him. He is asleep on my shoulder at the moment.
59 posted on 12/15/2003 8:30:50 PM PST by abner (In search of a witty tag line... found it! http://www.intelmemo.com < go there or be square!)
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To: abner
He's in training to be a viking cat - DC is his drill sargeant!!

He just gets cuter and cuter, but don't tell him I said that!!!
60 posted on 12/15/2003 8:36:43 PM PST by dixie sass (Meow, pfft, pfft, pfft - (hmmmm, claws needed sharpening))
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