Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 28th Edition

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Taglinus FreeRepublicus (28th Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc.

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~

I don't approve of political jokes.... too many of them get elected.     4mycountry, 11/16

Ciao !! [Sometimes I don't know whether I am coming or going.]     Neets, 11/16

2004 - Who WILL the TERRORISTS vote for? - - Not George W. Bush, THAT'S for sure!     Happy2BMe, 11/16

No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.     Harmless Teddy Bear, 11/16

Daddy, how many US soldiers have to die in defense of Freedom? Daughter, if necessary, all but 9.     CholeraJoe, 11/16

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.     Bloody Sam Roberts, 11/16

Talk is cheap except when Congress does it.     SAMWolf, 11/16

I'm out here on the front lines, sleep in peace tonight–American Soldier. ~Toby Keith, Chuck Cannon.     auboy, 11/16

Al Jazeera? Al Sharpton? Al Gore? Al the same!     sonsofliberty2000, 11/16

Liberals drive backwards, watch the scenery change, and believe they’re ‘progressive.’     jigsaw, 11/16

Rural America has taxation without adequate representation!!! That's why there's Rural Cleansing!!!     SierraWasp, 11/16

How can they call it a "Peace March" when they unconditionally support those who kill our soldiers?     Doctor Raoul, 11/16

Resolve to perform what you ought, perform without fail what you resolve.     Centurion2000, 11/16

The enviro's are just as angry about the CA fires as we are -- a lot of pine beetles were lost.     CedarDave, 11/16

Lost my 4th E-Bay auction, Kid's sick, Dad in CA & out of coffee - Just shoot me now!     netmilsmom, 11/16

Peer into the depths of hell and there is the face of Islam!     CommandoFrank, 11/16

Brethren, leave us go amongst them. ~ Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers     metesky, 11/17

My tagline is on a long needed vacation............Wish i was!!!!!!     JonathansMommie, 11/17

Where am I? Who are all these kids, and why are they calling me Mom?     Tax-chick, 11/17

When marriage is outlawed only outlaws will have inlaws.     Lee Heggy, 11/17

Proving that there are alternate perceptions of surreality Since Oct 2, 2000.     Darksheare, 11/17

Why don't you settle down and go buy a Juice Newton Album....     cmsgop, 11/17

A memo to all you liberals: The party's over. I'm back!! ~Rush Limbaugh     dixiechick2000, 11/17

Long live the Republic.     MayDay72, 11/17

Wm. Wallace did not cry 'diversity' while being disemboweled.     Conservative4Ever, 11/17

Where's the beef???     clee1, 11/17

Send donations to http://www.AdoptAPlatoon.org.     PigRigger, 11/17

Like sittin' on pins and needles, things fall apart, it's scientific.     InvisibleChurch, 11/17

I want NEANDERTHALS for judges!!!! They know more about Family values than most Democrats!     OXENinFLA, 11/17

Countdown to Hillary!: TWO days... Hillary! will announce for President on Weds. Nov 19, 2003     gridlock, 11/17

The pendulum is swinging and the Rats are in the pit!     nothingnew, 11/17

Using Occam's Razor to shave the hairy armpits of liberal feminists....     will1776, 11/17

We keep you alive to serve this ship. Row well, and live.     Skooz, 11/17

Nothing happened on 9/11 to make the federal government more competent.     JohnGalt, 11/17

I could never again be an angel... Innocence, once lost, can never be regained.     zx2dragon, 11/17

I wouldn't be judgmental, if people weren't so STUPID!     NicknamedBob, 11/17

Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.     malakhi, 11/17

Simplistic solutions for free. Real solutions are the usual consultant fees.     Archangelsk, 11/17

Duty is ours, Results are God's. ~John Quincy Adams.     UCANSEE2, 11/17

Is it possible to forget what's happening as it's happening?     w_over_w, 11/17

I simply must find some more sources of power for these new strings of Christmas lights.     PeteFromMontana, 11/17

I am proudly featured on U.S. Rep Rob Portman's homepage: http://www.house.gov/portman/     MikeWUSAF, 11/17

Who Let the 'RATS Out?!!     T Lady, 11/17

All 19 of the hijackers entered the U.S. on valid visas- 18 of 19 had State Driver's Licenses!!!     JustPiper, 11/17

Democrats soil the institutions they control.     Jacquerie, 11/18

It's not like he let his secretary drown in his car or something.     Tribune7, 11/18

I'm opposed to animal testing. The animals get all nervous and forget the answers.     FreeTheHostages, 11/18

In search of a witty tag line... found it! http://www.intelmemo.com < go there or be square!     abner, 11/18

I love the smell of winning, the taste of victory, and the joy of each glorious triumph.     Victoria Delsoul, 11/18

National health care gives the government the means to kill you when you become too expensive.     Canticle_of_Deborah, 11/18

Trust our troops to stand behind you. Trust the pro-lifers to be there.     fatima, 11/18

I find it simply baffling that a Senator would vote against even voting on a judicial nomination.     diotima, 11/18

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.     Chad Fairbanks, 11/18

JohnHuang2 < -- As Neanderthal as they come.     JohnHuang2, 11/18

We're not establishing intimacy with these people, we want to crush them. ~Rush on rats.     Libertina, 11/18

Through prayer, finite man draws upon the power of the infinite God.     The Mayor, 11/18

Visualize No Democrats.     dansangel, 11/18

Wave your flag, don't waive your rights!     B4Ranch, 11/18

Brave Rifles! Veterans! You have been baptized in fire and blood and have come out steel.     Cannoneer No. 4, 11/18

There are but two parties now, Traitors and Patriots.     colorado tanker, 11/18

An angel still rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.     Wolfstar, 11/18

Peaceniks and isolationists are objectively pro-Terrorist.     rmlew, 11/18

Ranger On...currently posting from outside of CONUS.     Khurkris, 11/18

NOBODY will look out for you like YOU can look out for you.     ASOC, 11/18

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.     Nick Danger, 11/18

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? ~George Carlin     WKB, 11/18

Kirk: Oh no! Ensign Pillsbury! Bones: He's bread Jim!     petuniasevan, 11/19

To win the War on Terror, raise at once the black flag!     carton253, 11/19

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1024758/posts <------- Never forget who castrated our intel.     William McKinley, 11/19

Let the Right do what's right, and the Left will be left behind.     Smile-n-Win, 11/19

The "mainstream" media is a left bank oxbow lake.     StriperSniper, 11/19

Leadership matters.     maica, 11/19

Proud VRWC Neanderthal.     petercooper, 11/19

The evil is in plain sight.     cyncooper, 11/19

Bread and Circuses ...Fun until you run out of dough.     .cnI redruM, 11/19

http://cafeshops.com/cityofevil,pri,cityofevil2     Fixit, 11/15

One who has been around the block.     Hurtgen, 11/19

God, family, country. All else is meaningless.     Robert Drobot, 11/19

Teddy Kennedy wouldn't know the American mainstream if he drove his car into it.     TheBigB, 11/19

Proud to be Army!     xzins, 11/19

Everyone...start saving your pesos for the next cruise. Great mutual Christmas gift for the family!     MinuteGal, 11/19

And if it is a despot you would dethrone, see first that his throne erected within you is destroyed.     snopercod, 11/19

PROUDLY SCARING FELLOW FREEPERS SINCE 1999 !!!!     Lazamataz, 11/19

Never get excited about ANYTHING by the way it looks from behind.     Wright is right!, 11/19

We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering.     b4its2late, 11/19

George Soros, the Evil Daddy Warbucks, has owned the DemonicRats for decades!     Grampa Dave, 11/19

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 11/19

God Bless our Troops........They will not TIRE-They will not falter-They will NOT FAIL.     PISANO, 11/19

All forms of socialism deny individuals the right to the fruits of their labor.     Triple, 11/19

I've always lived twice. ~Dr. Sarcophagus.     Jim Cane, 11/19

Mullahs swinging from lamp posts.....     Brad Cloven, 11/19

If Peanut Butter cookies are made with peanut Butter, what are Girl Scout cookies made with?     Johnny Gage, 11/19

If SH is behind the current activities it will be the 4th war that he's lost in 20 yrs. ~Gen. K, 11/18.     Ragtime Cowgirl, 11/19

Michael Jackson for Senate minority leader!     alisasny, 11/19

Taglineus Interruptus.     ErnBatavia, 11/19

Gray Davis is now officially a NEANDERTHAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     alisasny, 11/19

Mr. Fox, give us our water!!!     hispanarepublicana, 11/19

198.4 [-101.6]     SamAdams76, 11/19

Who fears the wrath of cowards? ~Patrick Henry.     tet68, 11/19

Fox News Sucks: ALL LACI PETERSON, ALL THE TIME!     xrp, 11/19

There's a fine line drawing my senses together, and I think it's about to break.     Okies love Dubya 2, 11/19

You can twist perception, reality won't budge. ~RUSH     fml, 11/19

When the foundations are being destroyed, what can the righteous do? ~Psalm 11: 3     Terriergal, 11/19

We apologise for the fault in the taglines. Those responsible have been sacked.     VRWCmember, 11/19

Texas BBQ is the currency that talks to my heart.     PokeyJoe, 11/19

My advise? Always keep a can opener in the emergency shelter.     TaxRelief, 11/19

When the EOD technician screws up, he is always the first to notice.     U S Army EOD, 11/19

WORK NOW to defeat one personal network friend, relative, associate's liberal idiocy now, warmly.     Quix, 11/19

Co-author of Tax Stategies for the Self-Employed.     TheCPA, 11/19

OK, so I was wrong about Hillary! announcing for President yesterday. Sue me!     gridlock, 11/20

We must crush our enemies and make them fear us and sap their will to fight....all 2 billion of them.     wardaddy, 11/20

Navigating the treacherous waters of a liberal culture.     Barnacle, 11/20

I'm glad you were born.     el_chupacabra, 11/20

We must brace ourselves for disquisitions on peer pressure, adolescent anomie & rage. ~Kraut, 1989.     cgk, 11/20

Death was our business....and business was good. ~MACVSOG     Indie, 11/20

Pre-empt the third murder attempt-- Pray for Terry Schiavo!     Mr. Silverback, 11/20

Proudly, A painful wart on the big toe of progress--No gay marriage!     netmilsmom, 11/20

Liberalism is merely another form of mental retardation.     11B3, 11/20

Putting the 'free' back in free republic. It doesn't just mean that there's no charge to use it.     flashbunny, 11/20

I'm not a big fan of electronic stuff, you know? Beeps ... beeps freak me out. They're bad.     Timesink, 11/20

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. ~Will Rogers     AgentEcho, 11/20

Conservative: One who doesn't believe that turning the U.S. into a third-world nation is 'progress'.     Prime Choice, 11/20

Combat Apple '69.     Chinito, 11/20

Once a Marine, Always a Marine.     GunnyB, 11/20

This is a great big sandbox for us all to play in. Don't tinkle in it.     najida, 11/20

The Democrat Party-- Proudly Pimpin' off Po' Folk since 1964.     TommyUdo, 11/20

Dead People Vote DemocRAT.     lormand, 11/20

Before I die, I want Bill and Hillary tried for treason and jailed for life for their crimes.     Lucky2, 11/20

Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.     visualops, 11/20

Fundamentalist, regarding the Constitution AND the Holy Bible, i.e. words mean things!     newgeezer, 11/20

Campus Lefties are like Howler Monkeys in a turd-chucking fight!     .cnI redruM, 11/20

Watch out, because what goes around, comes around. God DOES not like UGLY!     Neets, 11/20

The road goes on forever, and the party never ends. ~Robert Earl Keen.     Moose4, 11/20

Mr. Franklin, that republic you spoke of, seems to have been misplaced.     budwiesest, 11/20

Five year plans and new deals, wrapped in golden chains...     sultan88, 11/20

The Democratic Party has become the leading enemy of the American Republic. ~headsonpikes     barker, 11/20

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!     rewrite, 11/20

Everyone is born right handed. Only the exceptionally gifted overcome it.     NautiNurse, 11/20

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.     Lijahsbubbe, 11/20

Not just another brick in the wall.     Ex-Dem, 11/21

Attn Psuedocons: Wilsonianrepublic.com is still available.     JohnGalt, 11/21

Member since before you! I win!     TankerKC, 11/21

The weapons of our warefare are not carnal, but mighty though God for pulling down of strongholds.     Geist Krieger, 11/21

Right-wing Internet wacko.     ASA Vet, 11/21

Tagline pending a review by the officials.     will1776, 11/21

Aren't you glad you were BORN IN THE USA?     goodnesswins, 11/21

A guy named Osama was arrested in my town this week for trying to run a cop down!     At _War_With_Liberals, 11/21

Libs want to take my money, my guns, and my land....then sodomize me.     SeeRushToldU_So, 11/21

Duty, Honor, Country. The first of these is Duty, and is known only through His Grace.     Iris7, 11/21

Stop immigrating Islam. Don't let France happen to America.     dagnabbit, 11/21

Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself...     capt. norm, 11/22

Ashley Wilkes to Dave Asman: "You cannot speak that way to General Clark!!"     ABG, 11/22

No to Mrs. Clinton ever entering the White House as president and NO to her sexual predator spouse.     yoe, 11/22

I'm a RINO. I'm far too conservative to be a real Republican.     Eagle Eye, 11/22

Al Qaeda ...feared by democratic girlymen and camels alike.     judicial meanz, 11/22

Experience teaches you to recognize a mistake when you've made it again.     joanie-f, /21/2

I Rocked the Cradle of Death from Above.     armymarinemom, 11/22

Wrapped in saran wrap wrapping.     LurkedLongEnough, 11/22

Fundamentalist Left. It's a great meme. Spread it.     Prodigal Son, 11/22

HONESTY IN POLITIC'S.........is as scarce as grass around a hog trough.     Osage Orange, 11/22

Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.     MeneMeneTekelUpharsin, 11/22

As I get older I find I am losing what patience I had with idiots and liars.     Harmless Teddy Bear, 11/22

First, the journalists, THEN the lawyers.     MizSterious, 11/22

Say a prayer for New York both for its lefty statism and the probability the city will be hit again.     neverdem, 11/22

Across this great nation people pray -- do not put out her flame. ~DFU. An unashamed Godsquadder.     HiTech RedNeck, 11/22

The bang is great, but the shockwave is where it’s at.     AngryJawa, 11/22

Check out my Updated Profile Page [and see banners at end, if you want one made let me know!]     chance33_98, 11/22

Message to the DOD : Very good , troops.Carry on. IN MY NAME.     sarasmom, 11/22

http://lowcarbshopper.bestmessageboard.com     jennyp, 11/22

The more laws, the less justice. The more democrats, the less sanity.     I_saw_the_light, 11/22

Right? Left? Read Ecclesiastes 10:2 for a definition. The Bible knows all about it!     EUPHORIC, 11/22

The islamofascists and the democrats are trying to destroy this country.     tkathy, 11/23

You want to see terror? Mess with my kids and find out. I'm primitive at best. A Mother at worst.     OpusatFR, 11/23

Extreme Cow Racing Champion.     FreedomFarmer, 11/23

You've bested no one when you've bested a fool. ~Texas Ranger LeBoeuf.     RJCogburn, 11/23

I like my women as I like my coffee: Cold and bitter.     Lazamataz, 11/23

Why call it ANSWER? It's Workers World Party!     tgslTakoma, 11/23

Democrat party: The party of death and taxes.     VRW Conspirator, 11/23

Cheney is behind it all, The whole neo-conservative power vortex. ~Chris Matthews.     Pubbie, 11/23

Effing the Ineffable.     Servant of the 9, 11/23

They are not Americans, they're democrats and fools to boot.     NetValue, 11/23

The only substitute for good manners is faster reflexes.     b4its2late, 11/23

A tagline is a terrible thing to waste.     Charles Henrickson, 11/23

my cap's key got into a fight with a beer and lost.     cmsgop, 11/23

Cash cows are sacred in America, just in case you didn't know. ;-)     Veracious Poet, 11/23

Don't you funk with my funk. ~Bootsy Collins     stands2reason, 11/23

Ban Aural Sects! Stop listening to Scientology books on tape!     TrappedInLiberalHell, 11/24

New Ben and Jerry's flavor - Howard Dean Swirl - no ice cream, just fruit at bottom.     dirtboy, 11/24

DEAN - He's Dukaki-riffic!!!! - He's McGovern-ous!!! - He's Mondale-agorical!!!     keithtoo, 11/24

Howard Dean is the doppelganger of the Joker, only more insane.     GulliverSwift, 11/24

All generalizations are wrong.     nerdwithamachinegun, 11/24

www.ArmorforCongress.com Visit. Join. Help. Please.     Congressman Billybob, 11/24

Sore@US, the Evil Daddy Warbucks, has owned the DemonicRats for decades!     Grampa Dave, 11/24

If it wasn't for door-to-door salesmen, my dog would never get any exercise.     Jonah Hex, 11/24

Earth First! Then we make MARS our B!tch!     50sDad, 11/24

I'd rather be Freepin'.     BufordP, 11/24

All your teams are belong to us! GO CHIEFS!!!     ILBBACH, 11/24

If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!     b4its2late, 11/24

FreeRepublic.com is show prep for Rush.     Quicksilver, 11/24

Voter ID? Since Craps Doyle vetoed, RECALL - countdown is now 36 days.     steveegg, 11/24

SUPPORT VOUCHERS! BREAK THE UNIONS! SAVE THE CHILDREN!     jocon307, 11/24

America has become Soviet Union Lite.     jimkress, 11/24

Have you hugged your Phlebotomist today?     linn37, 11/24

Humpty Dumpty was pushed.     SAMWolf, 11/25

I'd rather have dead rats in my walls, than Hillary for President.,     TheSpottedOwl, 11/25

I've given up sex for food, now I can't even get into my own pants...     null and void, 11/25

Ninety-nine and forty-four one-hundredths percent Pure Reactionary.     Argus, 11/25

PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal.     dansangel, 11/26

PROUDLY SCARING MYSELF SINCE 1999 !     Lazamataz, 11/26

The nine dwarves= idiocrats on parade     suzyq5558, 11/27

If Europeans cannot remember the price of appeasement, Americans are well qualified to remind them.     Savage Beast, 11/27

I'm A Real Deal Road Warrior 1st Class!     PJ-Comix, 11/27

To the left, the only treason that exists is when someone salutes an American flag.     Lazamataz, 11/27

We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.     mrobison, 11/27

www.firemackbrown.com, www.firecarlreese.com     Diddle E. Squat, 11/27

The map is not the territory. ~Alfred Korzybski     chilepepper, 11/27

If the UN left New York and the Demorats left D.C. forever, would that qualify as the 2nd coming?     Beck_isright, 11/27

Liberty is both the plan of Heaven for humanity, and the best hope for progress here on Earth. ~G.W.B     visualops, 11/27

Of course there's more to Science than just hurting animals, but frankly its the part I like best.     Chad Fairbanks, 11/27

Attn all surviving turkeys: Have you kissed a vegetarian today?     F.J. Mitchell, 11/27

That to live by one man's will became the cause of all men's misery. ~Richard Hooker     IoCaster, 11/30

Let Justice be done though the heavens fall.     Schwaeky, 12/01

Wanted, worthy Tag Line, must be succinct, sarcasm OK.     Radix, 11/30

To err is human, to forgive....$5.00     LindaSOG, 11/30

Criminals Liars Insolent Nemesis Traitors Opportunists Neurotic Seditious = Clintons.     NRA2BFree, 11/30

Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. [Vegetable = chaotic is the method of the moderns.] ~Friedrich Schlegel     Doctor Stochastic, 12/01

Recent studies indicate that everyday traffic is 4 times more deadly than combat has ever been!!!     SierraWasp, 12/01

Bring Us Your Talented Individuals, Your Visionaries Yearning to Be Free. Keep the Huddled Masses.     RobFromGa, 12/01

Orville and Wilbur, 100 years of the Wright stuff. Dec. 17th, 1993-2003.     bicycle thug, 12/02

Islam is as Islam does.     presidio9, 12/02

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.     SAMWolf, 12/02

Please support how-odd? dean in the primaries. That just might get us 4 more senate seats!     jmaroneps37, 12/03

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. ~GIBRAN     Pan_Yans Wife, 12/03

Give us another tax break Mr. President.     HELLRAISER II, 12/03

Our military is full of the finest people on the face of the earth. ~Pres. Bush, Baghdad.     Ragtime Cowgirl, 12/03

And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future. ~Criswell.     ItsOurTimeNow, 12/03

Ignorance can be corrected with knowledge. Stupid is permanent.     Conspiracy Guy, 12/03

He wore his gun outside his pants for all the honest world to feel.     CyberCowboy777, 12/03

Did you even look at yourself in the mirror when you left the house??? Ugh.     smith288, 12/03

The difference between drunken sailors and Congress is that the sailors spend their own money.     KarlInOhio, 12/03

Dogmatism swings both ways     walford, 12/03

Scratch the itch.     Thebaddog, 12/03

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever. ~G. Orwell.     Joe Brower, 12/03

I Stand Watch... Because You're Worth It.     Old Sarge, 12/03

All the good tag lines are taken......     Excuse_My_Bellicosity, 12/03

I used to believe in a lot of things. All of it! Now I believe only in dynamite.     dead, 12/03

No sweatshop labor was used in the production of this tag line.     Vermonter, 12/03

I shot an arrow in the air. / Where it falls I do not care. / I buy my arrows wholesale.     Harmless Teddy Bear, 12/03

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.     tapatio, 12/03

No tag line today. Tag line yesterday, tag line tomorrow, but no tag line today.     perfect stranger, 12/03

Knife goes in, guts come out! That's what Osaka Food Concern is all about!     general_re, 12/03

An armed society is a polite society. ~Robert A. Heinlien & me.     TYVets, 12/03

With all of that sweeping under the rug, it's a wonder how DEMs can walk on their lumpy carpets.     alancarp, 12/03

Is a Deanbacle what they're gonna get?     185JHP, 12/03

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth!     Chad Fairbanks, 12/03

You might be a liberal if.....a proctologist helps you figure out where your head is at.     E Rocc, 12/04

A man who will fight for nothing, will NEVER be free.     goodnesswins, 12/04

The American people would rather reach for the stars than reach for excuses why we shouldn't.     .cnI redruM, 12/04

Islam is like a new Communist infestation akin to what McCarthy exposed.     OXENinFLA, 12/04

To our troops: Hillary is wrong!     proud American in Canada, 12/04

Do, or do not. There is no try.     malakhi, 2/04/

Please do not emanate into the penumbra.     Constitution Day, 12/04

Are you blind with an IQ under 50? Then you too can be an ACC football referee.     dfwgator, 12/04

An American for a more socially and fiscally conservation America!     RiflemanSharpe, 12/04

If this post doesn't make any sense, then it also doubles as a bump.     Wheee The People, 12/04

Mrs. Clinton demoralized our Troops with her UN diatribe & shows her continued disrespect for them.     yoe, 12/04

Dean's got Tom McClintock Eyes.     EggsAckley, 12/04

George W. Bush - - - -" Avenger of the Bones.."     Dog, 12/04

All wisdom is not new wisdom. ~Winston Churchill.     grimalkin, 12/04

I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused.     Starve The Beast, 12/04

Without prayer, the hand of GOD stops, BUT, with prayer the hand of GOD moves !!!     GrandMoM, 12/04

The federal government will spend $21,000 per household in 2003, up from $16,000 in 1999.     snopercod, 12/04

PUSH = Pray Until Something Happens!     kimmie7, 12/04

Protectionism is a false god.     presidio9, 12/04

Pick-up line made famous by James T. Kirk: "Wanna see the Captain's Log?"     TheBigB, 12/04

Avoid loose hair styles. When government offices burn, long hair sometimes catches on fire.     Tauzero, 12/04

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.     Lazamataz, 12/04

The Constitution shall never prevent peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms. ~Samuel Adams.     Gritty, 12/04

Coming Soon to an election near you: Pasty White Hillary and the Nine Dwarfs!     battousai, 12/04

Old soldiers never die. They just go to the commissary parking lot and regroup.     Cannoneer No. 4, 12/04

A tiger is a tiger. Some things you can't change no matter how hard you try.     ConservativeMan55, 12/04

That felt good... Now I'm going to turn my daughter into a woodchuck.     TomServo, 12/04

There's no point playing Christmas jingles in a section selling sausages.     nuconvert, 12/04

I Lift mine eyes to the hills from whence cometh my help. ~Psalm 121:1     pollywog, 12/04

To be a liberal, one must be mentally deranged, or ignorant of reality.     Capitalist Eric, 12/04

Chilling Effect-1, Global Warming-0.     Jeff Chandler, 12/05

Too lazy to read the whole thread, or even past the first couple.     BSunday, 12/05

Dennis Kucinich---Santa's EVIL Elf.     PJ-Comix, 12/05

M. h. D. [Master of Hate and Discontent]     dwd1, 12/05

Front sight focus and trigger control will see you through most problems.     IGOTMINE, 12/05

You used ALL THE GLUE on PURPOSE! It's a MAJOR AWARD!     50sDad, 12/05

1971 - 2003: From underrated to most anticipated.     rdb3, 12/05

If you don't like our laws, live in accordance with our laws, and believe in oun way of life: leave.     OpusatFR, 12/05

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.     Jaysun, 12/05

l = w + w. Two wrongs equal a left.     .cnI redruM, 12/05

House Work, If you do it right, will kill you!     Mo1, 12/05

Screwing the Inscrutable: or is that Scruting the Inscrewable?     Servant of the 9, 12/05

Ah yes, the cultural benefits of SF. You never know when you are stepping in ick!     evolved_rage, 12/05

Too nuanced for a bumper sticker.     Maceman, 12/05

This is a low carb tagline.     steveo, 12/05

The internet...give it a drive.     Shermy, 12/05

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter, since nobody listens     Johnny Gage, 12/05

Hold fast what thou hast received!     TEXOKIE, 12/05

Posting with misspelings for ovr 5 yers.     mlmr, 12/05

Teach the Children to fight Liberalism ! They will be voting in 2008 !!!     JustPiper, 12/05

Does this holster make me look fat? ~Conspiracy Guy.     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 12/05

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.     getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL, 12/05

The Missing Key of the Pro-Life Movement is at www.CpForLife.org.     cpforlife.org, 12/05

No matter the size of the tale, RATS will still be RATS...     Libloather, 12/06

Proud member of the right wing extremist Neanderthals.     Hillarys Gate Cult, 12/06

Fascists, Totalitarians, Baathists, Communists, Socialists, Democrats - what's the difference?     Fledermaus, 12/06

My parents, grandparents, and greatgrandparents were Democrats. My children are Republicans.     Savage Beast, 12/06

Help save a life - www.marrow.org     jmc813, 12/06

Please: NO profanity, NO personal attacks, NO racism or violence in posts. HATE OK.     dadokane, 12/06

Grateful for Free Rebublic.     LibertyLight, 12/06

Mr Bush, build *us* a wall...     johnb838, 12/06

God to womankind: "Here's Cary Grant. Now don't tell me I never gave you anything."     lawgirl, 12/06

If you can read this without moving your lips, thank a nun.     Arthur McGowan, 12/06

I just got Cable!!!! Unfortunately there's some time warp going on with the South Pacific musical!!     Focault's Pendulum, 12/06

Proud member - Neoconservative Power Vortex.     Mike Darancette, 12/06

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef. ~Andy Rooney***volchef, 12/06

Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote.     doug from upland, 12/06

My ex is saying that I have become hostile. I wonder why Speed-bump would think that?     Harmless Teddy Bear, 12/06

Can Ben & Jerry's run the Food and Drug Administration?     Servant of the 9, 12/06

1,700 innocent civilians saved by United States troops in November, 2003.     an amused spectator, 12/06

The War does indeed have many facets; http://aztlan.net/ Look at your enemy. Listen to Tancredo.     GatekeeperBookman, 12/06

Colin Powell is living proof that affirmative action is a failure.     Mel Gibson, 12/06

When the money comes out of the ATM, I scream "I won, I won, 3rd time this week!"     potlatch, 12/06

Yesterday, today and tomorrow......The United States Army     gatorbait, 12/07

One man with courage makes a majority. ~Andrew Jackson     Iowa Granny, 12/07

He's got to win in '04. No one else can prosecute this war like he can. ~Cpt. J. Morrison, Baghdad.     GraniteStateConservative, 12/07

[armymarinemom]

Thanks, these are so cool. Great to be in great company.

[At _War_With_Liberals]

As usual, alot of fun. Thanks.

[Iris7]

I am flattered to be included, and impressed with your work.

"Those also serve, who only stand and wait."

Don't have to be in Iraq to do your Duty.

"All enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC."

[JustPiper]

This is without a doubt the most entertaining, hysterical, and yet serious thread FR has! Thanks for keeping it going.
And Laz? You SCARE me! LOL!

[PJ-Comix]

I retired my tagline about Dennis Kucinich being Santa's EVIL Elf. I have a NEW tagline now but Santa is still in it.

[GraniteStateConservative]

I guess I have to come up with something new now.

[Pan_Yans Wife]

Thank you, jigsaw!

(Do I have to retire this one, now?)

[snopercod]

Heck, yours was better. I'm going to have to try harder.

My favorite was "I've given up sex for food, now I can't even get into my own pants..." by null and void

[snopercod]

What a great way to start the day: Reading all these witty taglines you compiled.

Thanks.

[Libloather]

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

Too funny. Morning bump...

[cyncooper]

Thanks, jigs!

[JonathansMommie]

Way to go Mom!!! You made the list twice.

[JonathansMommie]

Thanks once again Jig.

[Constitution Day]

Thanks for the inclusion!

FYI, the tagline comes from this Mark Steyn article and the sign in the office of Clarence Thomas.

[Pan_Yans Wife]

ping

[jocon307]

This is such a wonderful honor. I'm really thrilled to be included with such a great group.

[Johnny Gage]

Whooo Hoo.. A 2-fer 1 deal!

[netmilsmom]

(love your new line ~ my new one is in honor of our MILs)
Oh thank you for noticing!
I think Chad got the big award this time. Did I count 4?

Great Job Jig!!!!!

[netmilsmom]

Lady, you lead the list!

[4mycountry]

Cool!

You got on there several times! Good 4 U!