Use your imagination: A Day on the Liberal Radio Network

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[hoagy62]

Okay here's a concept...imagine you're listening to the new Liberal Radio Network that's supposed to go to air in the Spring. What do calls sound like? What do the hosts say? How do they say it?

Use your imagination: Go wild! Post your impressions on what YOU think the new network that has libs all a-twitter will sound like....

[hoagy62]

"Welcome to The Liberal Radio Network. We now begin our broadcast day...."

**"Internationale" (USSR national anthem) plays**

[mlmr]

Da Da Da Da it is time for All Things Considered...by National Public Radio....

[irishtenor]

Al: ...and here is my imitation of an oak tree. Next, I will do an imitation of a northern spruce, that is one of my favorites. Oh, and did I tell you I invented the radio.

[ThreePuttinDude]

Lets go to the first caller this hour, Ok caller your on...

Caller..Umm, am I on??

Yes caller, your on, go ahead.....

I'm a first time caller, and um um um, THAT FU&*IN' BUSH IS THE CAUSE OF ALL THIS

Now caller watch your language, your using to many "ums"

Now a word from our sponser, The New York/LA Times Arts Section......

[Bogey78O]

caller: So what's up with this economic rebound?

host: humina humina humina...There's no economic recovery! It's a lie!

[yonif]

Caller: What's with the hammer and sickle I see on one of your informational flyers?

Host: That *isn't* a hammer and sickle sonny. You are mistaken! That is the DNC logo your talking about!

[yonif]

Caller: I wish to extend greetings from the Democratic People's Republic of Korea

Host: Sorry. We can't take callers like you right now - that is, we are more interested in hearing from Yasser Arafat. Hang on, we will get to you in a few, comrade.

[MacDorcha]

welcome to LRN, where facts dont mean much and you are indeed... brainwashed... you are getting sleeeeeeppy... (melodic music comes from radio)

[IncPen]

Today's Schedule

6:00am - Kevorkian Sunrise. Damn! Lived Through Another Day.

7:00am - What's Katie Couric Wearing Today?

7:29am - The Minute of Envy. Today: Nice Car, Let's Tax It!

8:00am - The Abortion Hour: Why It Can Suck to Have Kids

8:30am - Abortion Stories. Keep Your Pants On, It's Gonna Be Good!

9:00am - Conservative Obituaries We Love to Repeat

9:30am - Clinton: Why Nixon is Still Worse

10:00am - Media Check-in and Talking Points

10:30am - Why We Love Rosie O'Donnell

11:00am - Reagan Death Watch. Maybe Today!

12:00 - Abortion Diner. What's for Lunch?

1:00pm - Let's Make Fun of Republicans

2:00pm - Al Franken: UnFunny But Angry

3:00pm - Useful Vulgarity in a Degenerate Society

4:00pm - Abortion: The Only Choice

5:00pm - Lies We Tell in Hollywood: This Week hosted by Tim & Susan

5:30pm - Abortion: It's All The Man's Fault

6:00pm - Class Action! Free Money!

6:30pm - How Bush Screwed You Personally

7:00pm - Abortion: Sucks to be You, Baby!

7:30pm - How to Live Like a King on The Dole

8:00pm - Sue that Evil Corporation

9:00pm - Envy! What Else!?

10:00pm - Crappy Public Schools

10:30pm - Your Union Thug: Call In Show

11:00pm - Abortion: It's Your Birth Control

Midnight - Marriage: Anything Goes

12:30pm - Judicial Hijacking and Your Senator

1:00am - Hypocrisy, A Way of Life

2:00am - Best of Al Franken

2:01am - Make Believe and Feel Better

3:00am - It's Dark, Wanna Meet a Pervert?

4:00am - Anything Goes!

5:00am - Abortion Today

[hoagy62]

Oh, dang..you're GOOD!

[wlyonmackenzie]

If you want to see what lefty radio wouls sound like listen the CBC on any given day. ;-)

[Bogey78O]

You gave Al too much time. But then again he has a team of people who write his stuff.