Kitty Caption XXXI – Cats Plan World Domination – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

1 December 2003 | PetroniDE

[PetroniDE]

OK, back to work today for most of us. I hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving holiday, ate lots of turkey (giving a little to the cats on the side), and finished all your holiday shopping.

I hear a new Bond movie is coming out with the familiar "world domination" theme. One significant difference: the evil-doers are not Russian, Chinese, or some scientist gone-mad. It is our beloved friend, the cat.

Some of you have seen this e-mail but since it hasn’t been posted in over a year, think it is time for a refresher.

TOP SIXTEEN SIGNS YOUR CAT MAY BE PLOTTING WORLD DOMINATION
16. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day
15. Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day
14. Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of Poland
13. When you enter room, Snowball and other members of the Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking and begin playing with yarn
12. Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets and nine suicide bombs
11. What you thought was "heat"; is actually a four-legged goose step
10. Well "somebody" subscribed to alt.cats.world.domination
9. Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals "tattoo" to be blueprint of the UN building
8. Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap
7. Kitty Chow spilled on the floow spells out "Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head"
6. Then -- dead mice in the kitchen. Now -- dead third world dictators in the basement
5. Judging from the kitchen, he seems to be working on some kind of "land mine" technology
4. Fluffy is now sleeping only 21 hours a day, down from 23
3. Has recently been acting somewhat...aloof
2. What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he makes up for with his ruthless handling of rival software companies
1. Somehow, you're now subscribed to "Felines of Fortune" magazine

We slipped into this secret meeting

I thought we slipped in/out without being spotted, but suddenly not so certain

This is their ring-leader, looks like the evil cousin to the white Viking Kitty

We sent special agent to thwart plot; until his/her successful return

I will not be posting again until tomorrow. Have a little trip of my own planned today. I hope THIS doesn’t happen to me

[Lady Jag]

Meet the publisher of "Felines of Fortune" magazine

[abner]

After doing some looking I think I'm going to get one for my brother in law and his wife. They have an autistic child and a new house. I know she doesn't have much time to worry about vacuuming...

[Lady Jag]

Once you get used to Roomba and have adjusted your surroundings for it, you can ignore it. What I and most posters do is clean with it, because it does bear monitoring if you have children or pets.

[Lady Jag]

Roomba comes from iRobot which makes robots for law enforcement and the military.

Roomba.

[abner]

Here is a better one I took tonight of DC. I lightened it some so you can really see his stripes.

Here is my other little girl that loves the car. Her name is Fidget and she is two.

[Lady Jag]

Yesterday I read on this thread somewhere that someone observed stripes vanishing over time. I don't know about that, but I hope for DC's sake that they don't; it's really beautiful looking with black on black.

Fidget looks like a doll, a happy flirt. I love the markings on her front. From face-on she must look formally dressed. Has she had a litter recently?

[abner]

Fidget is a happy flirt who can turn into pure evil on a dime... But we love her to death. No litters, she is just fat. They are all spoiled rotten.

[Lady Jag]

That sounds like a girl cat, one minute a flirt, the next minute Freddy Krueger!

[abner]

She is a riot. She has absolutely no fear of anything. She is one of our office cats that goes home on occasion. She loves riding in the car. She will lay down in the office in the middle of all of the customers. She is convinced that because she is the Queen, no one will ever step on her. Unfortunately, no one has. So, when she finally does get stepped on it won't be pretty.

[MaggieMay]

Hi grizzfan,you are right Trouble is one cute kitty.

By the way I wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed the Viking Kitty video,with Robert Plant of Led Zepplin singing the Immigrant song.

Also Tiger got spoiled eating left over turkey. He keeps looking at me like,"I want more,where are you hiding it?" LOL